《扯扯咧免相欠》Tshé-tshé--leh Bián Sio-khiàm劉福助Lâu Hok-tsōo李亞萍Lí A-phîng------------------------------------------男)男兒立志出鄉關lâm-jî li̍p-tsì tshut hiong-kuan↓↓(口白)---(口白)↓↓女)啥物關啊sí-mi̍h kuan--ah?哼!我這關都袂過矣乎hmh! guá tsit kuan to bē kuè--ah-honnh,閣想欲出鄉關koh siūnn-beh tshut hiong-kuan?男)莫倚來喔mài uá--lâi-ooh!女)欸~嘿!你提這枝eh~ heh! lí the̍h tsit ki是欲喝啥人啊sī beh hat sánn-lâng--ah?佮我轉來kah guá tńg--lâi男)無愛bô ài女)佮我轉來kah guá tńg--lâi男)不要búyào女)欸!佮我轉來eh! kah guá tńg--lâi男)NO女)你講啥lí kóng siánn?男)好啦hó--lah↑↑(口白)---(口白)↑↑男)身為堂堂男子漢sin uî tông-tông lâm-tsú-hàn實在有影可憐蟲si̍t-tsāi ū-iánn khóo-liân-thâng娶一个某tshuā tsi̍t-ê bóo來痛苦一世人lâi thòng-khóo tsi̍t-sì-lâng結婚了後kiat-hun liáu-āu橐袋仔袋錢lak-tē-á tē tsînn講暗降kóng àm-kàng袋仔底定定予伊tē-á-té tiānn-tiānn hōo i撏甲空空jîm kah khang-khang女)定定伸手tiānn-tiānn tshun-tshiú就是欲愛錢tō sī beh ài tsînn固定上濟kòo-tīng siōng tsē予伊兩百二hōo i nn̄g-pah-jī伊若是無錢i nā-sī bô tsînn就袂烏白去tiō bē oo-pe̍h khì免驚外口粉味的bián kiann guā-kháu hún-bī--ê佮咱膏膏纏kah lán ko-ko-tînn男)二百二欲出門nn̄g-pah-jī beh tshut-mn̂g我跤手會軟guá kha-tshiú ē nńg上無嘛青牛仔siōng-bô mā tshenn-gû-á提一只來囥the̍h tsi̍t-tsí lâi khǹg女)查埔人若有錢ta-poo-lâng nā ū tsînn危險烏白軁guî-hiám oo-pe̍h nǹgNO MONEY袂作怪bē tsok-kuài才會久長tsiah ē kú-tn̂g男)對我遐爾鹹tuì guá hiah-nī kiâm講話遐爾薟kóng-uē hiah-nī hiam女)對你世界好tuì lí sè-kài hó毋通閣再嫌m̄-thang koh-tsài hiâm男)手梳攑較懸tshiú-se gia̍h khah kuân毋通利劍劍m̄-thang lāi-kiàm-kiàm女)講我鹹我踅踅唸kóng guá kiâm, guá se̍h-se̍h liām扯扯咧咱莫相欠tshé-tshé--eh lán mài sio-khiām------------------------------------------→
男兒立志出鄉關啥物關啊哼!我這關都袂過矣乎閣想欲出鄉關莫倚來喔欸~嘿!你提這枝是欲喝啥人啊佮我轉來無愛佮我轉來不要欸!佮我轉來你講啥好啦身為堂堂男子漢實在有影可憐蟲娶一个某來痛苦一世人結婚了後橐袋仔袋錢講暗降袋仔底定定予伊撏甲空空定定伸手就是欲愛錢固定上濟予伊兩百二伊若是無錢就袂烏白去免驚外口粉味的佮咱膏膏纏二百二欲出門我跤手會軟上無嘛青牛仔提一只來囥查埔人若有錢危險烏白軁袂作怪才會久長對我遐爾鹹講話遐爾薟對你世界好毋通閣再嫌手梳攑較懸毋通利劍劍講我鹹我踅踅唸扯扯咧咱莫相欠
lâm-jî li̍p-tsì tshut hiong-kuansí-mi̍h kuan--ahhmh guá tsit kuan to bē kuè--ah-honnhkoh siūnn-beh tshut hiong-kuanmài uá--lâi-ooheh heh lí the̍h tsit kisī beh hat sánn-lâng--ahkah guá tńg--lâibô àikah guá tńg--lâibúyàoeh kah guá tńg--lâilí kóng siánnhó--lahsin uî tông-tông lâm-tsú-hànsi̍t-tsāi ū-iánn khóo-liân-thângtshuā tsi̍t-ê bóolâi thòng-khóo tsi̍t-sì-lângkiat-hun liáu-āulak-tē-á tē tsînnkóng àm-kàngtē-á-té tiānn-tiānn hōo ijîm kah khang-khangtiānn-tiānn tshun-tshiútō sī beh ài tsînnkòo-tīng siōng tsēhōo i nn̄g-pah-jīi nā-sī bô tsînntiō bē oo-pe̍h khìbián kiann guā-kháu hún-bī--êkah lán ko-ko-tînnnn̄g-pah-jī beh tshut-mn̂gguá kha-tshiú ē nńgsiōng-bô mā tshenn-gû-áthe̍h tsi̍t-tsí lâi khǹgta-poo-lâng nā ū tsînnguî-hiám oo-pe̍h nǹgbē tsok-kuàitsiah ē kú-tn̂gtuì guá hiah-nī kiâmkóng-uē hiah-nī hiamtuì lí sè-kài hóm̄-thang koh-tsài hiâmtshiú-se gia̍h khah kuânm̄-thang lāi-kiàm-kiàmkóng guá kiâm guá se̍h-se̍h liāmtshé-tshé--eh lán mài sio-khiām