《莫閣假》Mài Koh Ké蔡義德Tshuà Gī-tik蔡伃涵Tshuà Î-hâm------------------------------------------↓↓---(口白)---↓↓父)欸欸欸~你嘛幫幫忙eh eh eh~ lí mā pang-pang-bâng查某囡仔人tsa-bóo gín-á-lâng坐曷無坐款啊tsē a̍h bô tsē-khuán--ah裙閣穿甲遐爾短kûn koh tshīng kah hiah-nī té緊去換一領啦kín khì uānn tsi̍t-niá--lah以後是欲按怎嫁人啦í-āu sī beh án-tsuánn kè lâng--lah女)乎~爸爸honnh~ pá-pah你逐工踅踅唸lí ta̍k-kang se̍h-se̍h-liām攏袂忝喔lóng buē thiám--ooh足煩的呢tsiok huân--ê neh↑↑---(口白)---↑↑父)人講你lâng kóng lí是我前世的情人sī guá tsîng-sè ê tsîng-jîn我看你guá khuànn lí是來討債較有可能sī lâi thó-tsè khah ū khó-lîng我逐工guá ta̍k-kang予你食予你穿hōo lí tsia̍h hōo lí tshīng親像一世人的負債tshin-tshiūnn tsi̍t-sì-lâng ê hū-tsè還袂清hîng buē tshing女)唉唷~我我haih-ioh~ guá guá我可愛古錐的老爸guá khó-ài kóo-tsui ê lāu-pē請你毋通一直來怨慼tshiánn lí m̄-thang it-ti̍t lâi uàn-tsheh我生甲遮溫柔又美麗guá sinn kah tsiah un-jiû iū bí-lē你是點燈仔火lí sī tiám ting-á-hué嘛無塊揣mā bô-tè tshuē父)啊~我敢會當退貨ah~ guá kám ē-tàng thè-huè女)哈哈哈hah hah hah你想了有較濟lí siūnn liáu ū khah tsē父)啊~反正飼你ah~ huán-tsìng tshī lí到你出嫁kàu lí tshut-kè女)我驚你會毋甘guá kiann lí ē m̄-kam哭甲虛礪礪khàu kah hi-lè-lè女)咱攏莫閣假lán lóng mài koh ké父)咱攏莫閣假lán lóng mài koh ké合)你是我lí sī guá永永遠遠的íng-íng-uán-uán--ê的寶貝de bǎobèi------------------------------------------→
欸欸欸~你嘛幫幫忙查某囡仔人坐曷無坐款啊裙閣穿甲遐爾短緊去換一領啦以後是欲按怎嫁人啦乎~爸爸你逐工踅踅唸攏袂忝喔足煩的呢人講你是我前世的情人我看你是來討債較有可能我逐工予你食予你穿親像一世人的負債還袂清唉唷~我我我可愛古錐的老爸請你毋通一直來怨慼我生甲遮溫柔又美麗你是點燈仔火嘛無塊揣啊~我敢會當退貨哈哈哈你想了有較濟啊~反正飼你到你出嫁我驚你會毋甘哭甲虛礪礪咱攏莫閣假咱攏莫閣假你是我永永遠遠的的寶貝
eh eh eh lí mā pang-pang-bângtsa-bóo gín-á-lângtsē a̍h bô tsē-khuán--ahkûn koh tshīng kah hiah-nī tékín khì uānn tsi̍t-niá--lahí-āu sī beh án-tsuánn kè lâng--lahhonnh pá-pahlí ta̍k-kang se̍h-se̍h-liāmlóng buē thiám--oohtsiok huân--ê nehlâng kóng lísī guá tsîng-sè ê tsîng-jînguá khuànn lísī lâi thó-tsè khah ū khó-lîngguá ta̍k-kanghōo lí tsia̍h hōo lí tshīngtshin-tshiūnn tsi̍t-sì-lâng ê hū-tsèhîng buē tshinghaih-ioh guá guáguá khó-ài kóo-tsui ê lāu-pētshiánn lí m̄-thang it-ti̍t lâi uàn-tshehguá sinn kah tsiah un-jiû iū bí-lēlí sī tiám ting-á-huémā bô-tè tshuēah guá kám ē-tàng thè-huèhah hah hahlí siūnn liáu ū khah tsēah huán-tsìng tshī líkàu lí tshut-kèguá kiann lí ē m̄-kamkhàu kah hi-lè-lèlán lóng mài koh kélán lóng mài koh kélí sī guáíng-íng-uán-uán--êde bǎobèi