《隱痀交侗戇》Ún-ku Kau Tòng-gōng尤鳳Iû Hōng黃清風N̂g Tshing-hong------------------------------------------從我做人tsîng guá tsuè-lâng毋捌看過m̄-bat khuànn-kuè糜糜卯卯查某囡仔嬰mi-mi-mauh-mauh tsa-bóo gín-á-inn有夠標準印度美人ū-kàu piau-tsún Ìn-tōo bí-jîn烏媠啊烏媠oo-suí--ah oo-suí擴頭兼凹鼻khok-thâu kiam naih-phīnn火車看著也煞討厭hué-tshia khuànn tio̍h iā suah thó-ià嗤嗤吵吵tshi-tshi-tshá-tshá開行做伊去khui-kiânn tsuè i khì無愛來載你bô-ài lâi tsài lí害我笑半死hāi guá tshiò puànn-sí ↓↓---(口白)---↓↓免笑啦bián tshiò--lah若我乎nā guá--honnh是普司遍啦sī phoo-sú-phián--lah抑無你是咧偌媠ia̍h-bô lí sī leh guā suí哼！龜笑鱉無尾hngh! ku tshiò pih bô bé↑↑---(口白)---↑↑ 阮生目睭gún sinn ba̍k-tsiu頭擺看見thâu-pái khuànn-kìnn歪膏揤斜無才的男兒uai-ko-tshi̍h-tshua̍h bô-tsâi ê lâm-jî有夠出名ū-kàu tshut-miâ你的體態曲痀流瀾lí ê thé-thài khiau-ku lâu-nuā好笑也好氣hó-tshiò iā hó-khì公共的汽車嘛是討厭kong-kiōng ê khì-tshia mā sī thó-ià觱觱叭叭無愛來載你pi-pi-pann-pann bô-ài lâi tsài lí你步輦行路lí pōo-lián kiânn-lōo想著真趣味siūnn tio̍h tsin tshù-bī ↓↓---(口白)---↓↓嘿嘿！騙痟的heh-heh! phiàn siáu--ê你是咧偌媠lí sī leh guā suí↑↑---(口白)---↑↑ 龜咧笑鱉我無尾溜ku ti̍h tshiò pih guá bô bué-liu通通一樣tōngtōng yīyàng一斤十六兩tsi̍t-kun tsa̍p-la̍k-niú你烏美人lí oo-bí-jîn我緣投仙guá iân-tâu-sian真正拄好tsin-tsiànn tú-hó咱來做朋友lán lâi tsuè pîng-iú你無棄嫌lí bô khì-hiâm我真佮意guá tsin kah-ì緊來相好kín lâi siong-hó天中配地球thian-tiong phuè tē-kiû結成好鴛鴦kiat-sîng hó uan-iunn快樂無憂愁khuài-lo̍k bô iu-tshiû 聽你咧講thiann lí teh kóng予我感動hōo guá kám-tōng雙人有緣siang-lâng ū-iân才會來相逢tsiah ē lâi siong-hông自今仔日起tsū kin-á-ji̍t khí好面相看hó-bīn sio-khuànn免閣相褒bián koh sio-po也毋通兇狂iā m̄-thang hiong-kông為咱的將來幸福起見uī lán ê tsiong-lâi hīng-hok khí-kiàn趕辦手續也著來走傱kuánn pān tshiú-sio̍k iā tio̍h lâi tsáu-tsông希望咱親事hi-bāng lán tshin-sū快快會成功khuài-khuài ē sîng-kong 呢!俗語咧講neh! sio̍k-gú teh kóng龍是交龍lîng sī kau lîng鳳來交鳳hōng lâi kau hōng隱痀的交侗戇ún-ku--ê kau tòng-gōng 你雙美人lí siang bí-jîn我獅仔標guá sai-á-pio你咱做陣和好才有通lí lán tsuè-tīn hô-hó tsiah ū-thong上知性癖siōng tsai sìng-phiah攏免討厭lóng bián thó-ià歡歡喜喜huann-huann-hí-hí鳳娘交龜郎hōng-niû kau ku-lông坐火箭飛船tsē hué-tsìnn pue-tsûn蜜月遊太空bi̍t-gua̍t iû thài-khong------------------------------------------→
從我做人毋捌看過糜糜卯卯查某囡仔嬰有夠標準印度美人烏媠啊烏媠擴頭兼凹鼻火車看著也煞討厭嗤嗤吵吵開行做伊去無愛來載你害我笑半死免笑啦若我乎是普司遍啦抑無你是咧偌媠哼！龜笑鱉無尾阮生目睭頭擺看見歪膏揤斜無才的男兒有夠出名你的體態曲痀流瀾好笑也好氣公共的汽車嘛是討厭觱觱叭叭無愛來載你你步輦行路想著真趣味嘿嘿！騙痟的你是咧偌媠龜咧笑鱉我無尾溜通通一樣一斤十六兩你烏美人我緣投仙真正拄好咱來做朋友你無棄嫌我真佮意緊來相好天中配地球結成好鴛鴦快樂無憂愁聽你咧講予我感動雙人有緣才會來相逢自今仔日起好面相看免閣相褒也毋通兇狂為咱的將來幸福起見趕辦手續也著來走傱希望咱親事快快會成功呢!俗語咧講龍是交龍鳳來交鳳隱痀的交侗戇你雙美人我獅仔標你咱做陣和好才有通上知性癖攏免討厭歡歡喜喜鳳娘交龜郎坐火箭飛船蜜月遊太空
tsîng guá tsuè-lângm̄-bat khuànn-kuèmi-mi-mauh-mauh tsa-bóo gín-á-innū-kàu piau-tsún Ìn-tōo bí-jînoo-suí--ah oo-suíkhok-thâu kiam naih-phīnnhué-tshia khuànn tio̍h iā suah thó-iàtshi-tshi-tshá-tshákhui-kiânn tsuè i khìbô-ài lâi tsài líhāi guá tshiò puànn-síbián tshiò--lahnā guá--honnhsī phoo-sú-phián--lahia̍h-bô lí sī leh guā suíhngh ku tshiò pih bô bégún sinn ba̍k-tsiuthâu-pái khuànn-kìnnuai-ko-tshi̍h-tshua̍h bô-tsâi ê lâm-jîū-kàu tshut-miâlí ê thé-thài khiau-ku lâu-nuāhó-tshiò iā hó-khìkong-kiōng ê khì-tshia mā sī thó-iàpi-pi-pann-pann bô-ài lâi tsài lílí pōo-lián kiânn-lōosiūnn tio̍h tsin tshù-bīheh-heh phiàn siáu--êlí sī leh guā suíku ti̍h tshiò pih guá bô bué-liutōngtōng yīyàngtsi̍t-kun tsa̍p-la̍k-niúlí oo-bí-jînguá iân-tâu-siantsin-tsiànn tú-hólán lâi tsuè pîng-iúlí bô khì-hiâmguá tsin kah-ìkín lâi siong-hóthian-tiong phuè tē-kiûkiat-sîng hó uan-iunnkhuài-lo̍k bô iu-tshiûthiann lí teh kónghōo guá kám-tōngsiang-lâng ū-iântsiah ē lâi siong-hôngtsū kin-á-ji̍t khíhó-bīn sio-khuànnbián koh sio-poiā m̄-thang hiong-kônguī lán ê tsiong-lâi hīng-hok khí-kiànkuánn pān tshiú-sio̍k iā tio̍h lâi tsáu-tsônghi-bāng lán tshin-sūkhuài-khuài ē sîng-kongneh sio̍k-gú teh kónglîng sī kau lînghōng lâi kau hōngún-ku--ê kau tòng-gōnglí siang bí-jînguá sai-á-piolí lán tsuè-tīn hô-hó tsiah ū-thongsiōng tsai sìng-phiahlóng bián thó-iàhuann-huann-hí-híhōng-niû kau ku-lôngtsē hué-tsìnn pue-tsûnbi̍t-gua̍t iû thài-khong