《厝前厝後通人知》Tshù-tsîng Tshù-āu Thong-lâng Tsai郭大誠Kueh Tāi-sîng------------------------------------------↓↓---(口白)---↓↓現在我來介紹hiān-tsāi guá-lâi kài-siāu一个小姐佮恁熟似tsi̍t-ê sió-tsiá kah lín si̍k-sāi伊有天生美麗的身材i ū thian-sing bí-lē ê sin-tsâi菱角喙閣掃帚眉lîng-kak tshuì koh sàu-tshiú bâi蔥頭鼻閣無下頦tshang-thâu phīnn koh bô ē-hâi頭毛鬖鬖thâu-mn̂g sàm-sàm親像一隻獅tshin-tshiūnn tsi̍t-tsiah sai閣佇咧拍咳啾koh tī-leh phah-kha-tshiùnn袂輸佇咧做風颱buē-su tī-leh tsuè-hong-thai恁若閣愛知影詳細lín nā koh ài tsai-iánn siông-sè請恁聽看覓tshiánn lín thiann khuànn-māi↑↑---(口白)---↑↑庄頭庄內知tsng-thâu tsng-lāi tsai阮隔壁阿花仔gún keh-piah A-hue-á上䆀才siōng bái-tsâi做前做後共我綴tsuè-tsîng tsuè-āu kā guá tè可憐代khó-liân-tāi啥人欲挃siánn-lâng beh-ti̍h趕緊來kuánn-kín lâi趕緊來kuánn-kín lâi厝前厝後笑咍咍tshù-tsîng tshù-āu tshiò-hai-hai講我佮阿花kóng guá kah A-hue咧戀愛teh luân-ài人前人後聽看覓jîn-tsîng jîn-āu thiann khuànn-māi可憐代khó-liân-tāi敢有影有合臺kám ū-iánn ū ha̍h-tâi有合臺ū ha̍h-tâi想前想後難安排siūnn-tsîng siūnn-āu lân an-pâi想欲娶阿花仔siūnn-beh tshuā A-hue-á做太太tsò thài-thài從頭至尾共看覓tsiông-thâu tsì-bué kā khuànn-māi可憐代khó-liân-tāi可比一隻無鼻獅khó-pí tsi̍t-tsiah bô-phīnn-sai無鼻獅bô-phīnn-sai------------------------------------------→
現在我來介紹一个小姐佮恁熟似伊有天生美麗的身材菱角喙閣掃帚眉蔥頭鼻閣無下頦頭毛鬖鬖親像一隻獅閣佇咧拍咳啾袂輸佇咧做風颱恁若閣愛知影詳細請恁聽看覓庄頭庄內知阮隔壁阿花仔上䆀才做前做後共我綴可憐代啥人欲挃趕緊來趕緊來厝前厝後笑咍咍講我佮阿花咧戀愛人前人後聽看覓可憐代敢有影有合臺有合臺想前想後難安排想欲娶阿花仔做太太從頭至尾共看覓可憐代可比一隻無鼻獅無鼻獅
hiān-tsāi guá-lâi kài-siāutsi̍t-ê sió-tsiá kah lín si̍k-sāii ū thian-sing bí-lē ê sin-tsâilîng-kak tshuì koh sàu-tshiú bâitshang-thâu phīnn koh bô ē-hâithâu-mn̂g sàm-sàmtshin-tshiūnn tsi̍t-tsiah saikoh tī-leh phah-kha-tshiùnnbuē-su tī-leh tsuè-hong-thailín nā koh ài tsai-iánn siông-sètshiánn lín thiann khuànn-māitsng-thâu tsng-lāi tsaigún keh-piah A-hue-ásiōng bái-tsâitsuè-tsîng tsuè-āu kā guá tèkhó-liân-tāisiánn-lâng beh-ti̍hkuánn-kín lâikuánn-kín lâitshù-tsîng tshù-āu tshiò-hai-haikóng guá kah A-hueteh luân-àijîn-tsîng jîn-āu thiann khuànn-māikhó-liân-tāikám ū-iánn ū ha̍h-tâiū ha̍h-tâisiūnn-tsîng siūnn-āu lân an-pâisiūnn-beh tshuā A-hue-átsò thài-thàitsiông-thâu tsì-bué kā khuànn-māikhó-liân-tāikhó-pí tsi̍t-tsiah bô-phīnn-saibô-phīnn-sai