《孤島十八式》Koo-tó Tsa̍p-peh-sik施文彬Si Bûn-pin------------------------三輪車跑國際sānlúnchē pǎo guójì上面的老頭愛打屁shàngmiàn de lǎotóu ài dǎpì要五股給三義yào wǔgǔ gěi sānyì你說生氣不生氣nǐ shuō shēngqì bù shēngqì爽!讚!媠!苦!sóng! tsán! suí! khóo!啊吁~ah-uh~---↓↓(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↓↓師)徒兒何在?tôo-jî hô tsāi?徒)弟子在!tē-tsú tsāi!師)嗯!這段時間以來ngh! tsit tuānn sî-kan í-lâi為師所教你的功夫uî-su sóo kà lí ê kang-hu你也學了差不多囉lí iā o̍h liáu tsha-put-to--looh今朝一別kim-tiau it pia̍t人海茫茫jîn-hái bông-bông謹記江湖險惡kín-kì kang-ôo hiám-ok世態炎涼sè-thài iām-liâng愛會曉保護自己ài ē-hiáu pó-hōo tsū-kí來!為師所傳授的拳法lâi! uî-su sóo thuân-siū ê kûn-huat你閣再行一擺lí koh-tsài kiânn--tsi̍t-pái予為師看覓咧hōo uî-su khuànn-māi--leh.徒)弟子遵咧命啊tē-tsú tsun--leh bīng--ah~徒)孤島十八式koo-tó tsa̍p-pueh-sik吞肩放胛thun-king pàng-kah起手落插khí-tshiú lo̍h-tshah↑↑(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↑↑徒)畫烏漆白uē-oo tshat-pe̍h接木移花tsiap-bo̍k î-hue死鴨仔來硬喙桮sí ah-á lâi ngē tshuì-phe咬三喙袂見餡kā sann-tshuì bē kìnn ānn十句話九句冇tsa̍p-kù uē káu-kù phànn食碗內楔碗外tsia̍h uánn-lāi seh uánn-guā嚶嗚噝嗦inn-onn si-so竹篙鬥菜刀tik-ko tàu tshài-to鐵齒來銅牙槽thih-khí lâi tâng-gê-tsô捾籃仔咧假燒金kuānn nâ-á leh ké sio-kim西瓜咧倚大爿si-kue leh uá tuā-pîng麻衫啊褪予別人穿muâ-sann--ah thǹg hōo pa̍t-lâng tshīng↓↓---(口白)---↓↓師)嗯!袂䆀ngh! bē bái來!弟子接招lâi! tē-tsú tsiap tsiau徒)請恩師指導tshiánn un-su tsí-tō↑↑---(口白)---↑↑師)近廟欺神kīn-biō khi-sîn袂仙假仙bē sian ké sian抹壁雙面光buah piah siang-bīn kng徒)死死道友無死貧道sí, sí tō-iú bô sí pîn-tō時到時擔當sî kàu sî tam-tng師)弄狗相咬lāng káu sio-kā軟塗深掘nńg-thôo tshim-ku̍t雙跤踏雙船siang-kha ta̍h siang-tsûn徒)刣雞教猴thâi ke kà kâu順風駛船sūn hong sái-tsûn船過水無痕tsûn kuè tsuí bô hûn師)別人的囝死袂了pa̍t-lâng ê kiánn sí buē-liáu徒)拍一支紅君予你到phah tsi̍t-ki âng-kun hōo lí kàu拍人喝救人phah-lâng huah kiù-lâng師)順紲橫柴夯入灶sūn-suà huâinn tshâ giâ ji̍p tsàu死死龜諍做活活鱉sí-sí ku tsìnn tsò ua̍h-ua̍h pih徒)死馬當做活馬醫sí bé tòng-tsuè ua̍h bé i乞食緊趕廟公khit-tsia̍h kín kuánn biō-kong師)見笑愛轉受氣kiàn-siàu ài tńg siūnn-khì合)一兩三四tsi̍t nn̄g sann sì一兩三四tsi̍t nn̄g sann sì一兩三四tsi̍t nn̄g sann sì一兩三四tsi̍t nn̄g sann sì驚著kiann--tio̍h彼恁兜的代誌he lín-tau ê tāi-tsì↓↓(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↓↓師)嗯!真好ngh! tsin hó相信此去siong-sìn tshú khì,你必能完成大業lí pit lîng uân-sîng tāi-gia̍p統一武林thóng-it bú-lîm也無枉費為師iā bô óng-huì uī-su多年來一番的心血to-nî-lâi it-huan ê sim-hiat好吧你去吧!hó--pah! lí khì--pah!徒)謝師父siā su-hū請師父受弟子三拜tshiánn su-hū siū tē-tsú sam-pài師)不用put iōng徒)該然啊!kai jiân--ah↑↑(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↑↑----------------------------------------→https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utwKWjQpwLA
三輪車跑國際上面的老頭愛打屁要五股給三義你說生氣不生氣爽!讚!媠!苦!啊吁~徒兒何在?弟子在!嗯!這段時間以來為師所教你的功夫你也學了差不多囉今朝一別人海茫茫謹記江湖險惡世態炎涼愛會曉保護自己來!為師所傳授的拳法你閣再行一擺予為師看覓咧弟子遵咧命啊孤島十八式吞肩放胛起手落插畫烏漆白接木移花死鴨仔來硬喙桮咬三喙袂見餡十句話九句冇食碗內楔碗外嚶嗚噝嗦竹篙鬥菜刀鐵齒來銅牙槽捾籃仔咧假燒金西瓜咧倚大爿麻衫啊褪予別人穿嗯!袂䆀來!弟子接招請恩師指導近廟欺神袂仙假仙抹壁雙面光死死道友無死貧道時到時擔當弄狗相咬軟塗深掘雙跤踏雙船刣雞教猴順風駛船船過水無痕別人的囝死袂了拍一支紅君予你到拍人喝救人順紲橫柴夯入灶死死龜諍做活活鱉死馬當做活馬醫乞食緊趕廟公見笑愛轉受氣一兩三四一兩三四一兩三四一兩三四驚著彼恁兜的代誌嗯!真好相信此去你必能完成大業統一武林也無枉費為師多年來一番的心血好吧你去吧!謝師父請師父受弟子三拜不用該然啊!
sānlúnchē pǎo guójìshàngmiàn de lǎotóu ài dǎpìyào wǔgǔ gěi sānyìnǐ shuō shēngqì bù shēngqìsóng tsán suí khóoah-uhtôo-jî hô tsāitē-tsú tsāingh tsit tuānn sî-kan í-lâiuî-su sóo kà lí ê kang-hulí iā o̍h liáu tsha-put-to--loohkim-tiau it pia̍tjîn-hái bông-bôngkín-kì kang-ôo hiám-oksè-thài iām-liângài ē-hiáu pó-hōo tsū-kílâi uî-su sóo thuân-siū ê kûn-huatlí koh-tsài kiânn--tsi̍t-páihōo uî-su khuànn-māi--lehtē-tsú tsun--leh bīng--ahkoo-tó tsa̍p-pueh-sikthun-king pàng-kahkhí-tshiú lo̍h-tshahuē-oo tshat-pe̍htsiap-bo̍k î-huesí ah-á lâi ngē tshuì-phekā sann-tshuì bē kìnn ānntsa̍p-kù uē káu-kù phànntsia̍h uánn-lāi seh uánn-guāinn-onn si-sotik-ko tàu tshài-tothih-khí lâi tâng-gê-tsôkuānn nâ-á leh ké sio-kimsi-kue leh uá tuā-pîngmuâ-sann--ah thǹg hōo pa̍t-lâng tshīngngh bē báilâi tē-tsú tsiap tsiautshiánn un-su tsí-tōkīn-biō khi-sînbē sian ké sianbuah piah siang-bīn kngsí sí tō-iú bô sí pîn-tōsî kàu sî tam-tnglāng káu sio-kānńg-thôo tshim-ku̍tsiang-kha ta̍h siang-tsûnthâi ke kà kâusūn hong sái-tsûntsûn kuè tsuí bô hûnpa̍t-lâng ê kiánn sí buē-liáuphah tsi̍t-ki âng-kun hōo lí kàuphah-lâng huah kiù-lângsūn-suà huâinn tshâ giâ ji̍p tsàusí-sí ku tsìnn tsò ua̍h-ua̍h pihsí bé tòng-tsuè ua̍h bé ikhit-tsia̍h kín kuánn biō-kongkiàn-siàu ài tńg siūnn-khìtsi̍t nn̄g sann sìtsi̍t nn̄g sann sìtsi̍t nn̄g sann sìtsi̍t nn̄g sann sìkiann--tio̍hhe lín-tau ê tāi-tsìngh tsin hósiong-sìn tshú khìlí pit lîng uân-sîng tāi-gia̍pthóng-it bú-lîmiā bô óng-huì uī-suto-nî-lâi it-huan ê sim-hiathó--pah lí khì--pahsiā su-hūtshiánn su-hū siū tē-tsú sam-pàiput iōngkai jiân--ah