《辦桌》Pān-toh辦桌二人組Pān-toh Jī-jîn-tsoo------------------------------------------↓↓---(口白)---↓↓欸!水跤eh! tsuí-kha緊咧緊咧kín--leh! kín--leh!趕緊提來kuánn-kín the̍h--lâi無欲挲草矣喔bô beh so-tsháu--ah-ooh欲開桌矣beh khui-toh--ah欲開桌矣beh khui-toh--ah人客攏咧入來矣呢lâng-kheh lóng leh ji̍p-lâi--ah-neh較緊咧喔khah-kín--leh-ooh較緊咧khah-kín--leh你是咧創啥啦!lí sī leh tshòng-sánn--lah啊!椅桌無拍予好勢ah! í-toh bô phah hōo hó-sè緊咧緊咧kín--leh! kín--leh!緊攢出來kín tshuân--tshut-lâi緊咧kín--leh!鹽下咧iâm hē--leh來喔來喔lâi--ooh! lâi--ooh!緊咧喔kín--leh-ooh放炮矣喔!pàng-phàu--ah-ooh!緊咧!人咧放炮矣kín--leh! lâng leh pàng-phàu--ah來喔!lâi--ooh↑↑---(口白)---↑↑辦一攤閣一攤pān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuann朋友佮親情pîng-iú kah tshin-tsiânn逐家捀場ta̍k-ke phâng-tiûnn做陣歡喜tsuè-tīn huann-hí大聲來唱歌tuā-siann lâi tshiùnn-kua辦一攤閣一攤pān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuann一切交予我it-tshè kau hōo guá快樂希望佮歌聲khuài-lo̍k hi-bāng kah kua-siann辦桌予恁看pān-toh hōo lín khuànn天猶未光thinn iáu-buē kng著愛起床tio̍h-ài khí-tshn̂g歡喜開菜單huann-hí khui tshài-tuann酒醋鹹汫大煎鼎tsiú tshòo kiâm tsiánn tuā tsian-tiánn是阮的生活sī gún ê sing-ua̍h我倒手切菜guá tò-tshiú tshiat tshài正手捀鼎tsiànn-tshiú phâng tiánn辦桌我上精pān-toh guá siōng tsiannbì-luh汽水做你捾bì-luh khì-tsuí tsuè lí kuānn這攤包予我tsit thuann pau hōo guá辦一攤閣一攤pān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuann朋友佮親情pîng-iú kah tshin-tsiânn逐家捀場ta̍k-ke phâng-tiûnn做陣歡喜tsuè-tīn huann-hí大聲來唱歌tuā-siann lâi tshiùnn-kua辦一攤閣一攤pān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuann一切交予我it-tshè kau hōo guá快樂希望佮歌聲khuài-lo̍k hi-bāng kah kua-siann辦桌予恁看pān-toh hōo lín khuànn↓-----(RAP)-----↓逐家趕緊ta̍k-ke kuánn-kín毋通挲草m̄-thang so-tsháu款落去炊khuán lueh tshue水著愛滿tsuí tio̍h-ài muá火著猛hué tio̍h mé豬肉切做細塊ti-bah tshiat tsuè sè-tè龍蝦愛批lîng-hê ài phue蟳仔佮蝦仔就提來洗tsîm-á kah hê-á tiō the̍h lâi sé提著煎匙準備起鼎落油啦the̍h-tio̍h tsian-sî tsún-pī khí-tiánn lo̍h-iû--lah蔥仔蒜頭蒜仔芫荽切做堆tshang-á suàn-thâu suàn-á ian-sui tshiat tsuè-tui加油添醋芡芳牽羹ka-iû thiam-tshòo khiàn-phang khan-kinn鹽佮糖來開路iâm kah thn̂g lâi khui-lōo味素胡椒米酒豆油提來倒bī-sòo hôo-tsio bí-tsiú tāu-iû the̍h-lâi tó龍蝦石斑九孔鮑魚lîng-hê tsio̍h-pan káu-kháng pau-hî筍仔芋仔白菜蕹菜sún-á ōo-á pe̍h-tshài ìng-tshài冷盤佮糋路líng-puânn kah tsìnn-lōo著食予爽快tio̍h tsia̍h hōo sóng-khuài烘予芳hang hōo phang煎予翹tsian hōo khiàu煮予伊燒tsú hōo i sio炸予伊跳tsìnn hōo i thiàu總舖的功夫tsóng-phòo ê kang-hu我世界上𠢕guá sè-kài siōng gâu臺頂唱歌清涼秀tâi-tíng tshiùnn-kua qīngliángxiù觀眾真咍kuan-tsiòng tsin hai小姐捀菜sió-tsiá phâng-tshài小工洗碗sió-kang sé-uánn做陣來tsuè-tīn lâi今仔辦桌kin-á pān-toh予恁逐家hōo lín ta̍k-ke食甲落下頦tsia̍h kah làu-ē-hâi頭家呵咾thâu-ke o-ló逐家歡喜笑咍咍ta̍k-ke huann-hí tshiò-hai-hai↑-----(RAP)-----↑天猶未光thinn iáu-buē kng著愛起床tio̍h-ài khí-tshn̂g歡喜開菜單huann-hí khui tshài-tuann酒醋鹹汫大煎鼎tsiú tshòo kiâm tsiánn tuā tsian-tiánn是阮的生活sī gún ê sing-ua̍h我倒手切菜guá tò-tshiú tshiat tshài正手捀鼎tsiànn-tshiú phâng tiánn辦桌我上精pān-toh guá siōng tsiannbì-luh汽水做你捾bì-luh khì-tsuí tsuè lí kuānn這攤包予我tsit thuann pau hōo guá辦一攤閣一攤pān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuann朋友佮親情pîng-iú kah tshin-tsiânn逐家捀場ta̍k-ke phâng-tiûnn做陣歡喜tsuè-tīn huann-hí大聲來唱歌tuā-siann lâi tshiùnn-kua辦一攤閣一攤pān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuann一切交予我it-tshè kau hōo guá快樂希望佮歌聲khuài-lo̍k hi-bāng kah kua-siann辦桌予恁看pān-toh hōo lín khuànn------------------------------------------→
欸!水跤緊咧緊咧趕緊提來無欲挲草矣喔欲開桌矣欲開桌矣人客攏咧入來矣呢較緊咧喔較緊咧你是咧創啥啦!啊!椅桌無拍予好勢緊咧緊咧緊攢出來緊咧鹽下咧來喔來喔緊咧喔放炮矣喔!緊咧!人咧放炮矣來喔!辦一攤閣一攤朋友佮親情逐家捀場做陣歡喜大聲來唱歌辦一攤閣一攤一切交予我快樂希望佮歌聲辦桌予恁看天猶未光著愛起床歡喜開菜單酒醋鹹汫大煎鼎是阮的生活我倒手切菜正手捀鼎辦桌我上精bì-luh汽水做你捾這攤包予我辦一攤閣一攤朋友佮親情逐家捀場做陣歡喜大聲來唱歌辦一攤閣一攤一切交予我快樂希望佮歌聲辦桌予恁看逐家趕緊毋通挲草款落去炊水著愛滿火著猛豬肉切做細塊龍蝦愛批蟳仔佮蝦仔就提來洗提著煎匙準備起鼎落油啦蔥仔蒜頭蒜仔芫荽切做堆加油添醋芡芳牽羹鹽佮糖來開路味素胡椒米酒豆油提來倒龍蝦石斑九孔鮑魚筍仔芋仔白菜蕹菜冷盤佮糋路著食予爽快烘予芳煎予翹煮予伊燒炸予伊跳總舖的功夫我世界上𠢕臺頂唱歌清涼秀觀眾真咍小姐捀菜小工洗碗做陣來今仔辦桌予恁逐家食甲落下頦頭家呵咾逐家歡喜笑咍咍天猶未光著愛起床歡喜開菜單酒醋鹹汫大煎鼎是阮的生活我倒手切菜正手捀鼎辦桌我上精bì-luh汽水做你捾這攤包予我辦一攤閣一攤朋友佮親情逐家捀場做陣歡喜大聲來唱歌辦一攤閣一攤一切交予我快樂希望佮歌聲辦桌予恁看
eh tsuí-khakín--leh kín--lehkuánn-kín the̍h--lâibô beh so-tsháu--ah-oohbeh khui-toh--ahbeh khui-toh--ahlâng-kheh lóng leh ji̍p-lâi--ah-nehkhah-kín--leh-oohkhah-kín--lehlí sī leh tshòng-sánn--lahah í-toh bô phah hōo hó-sèkín--leh kín--lehkín tshuân--tshut-lâikín--lehiâm hē--lehlâi--ooh lâi--oohkín--leh-oohpàng-phàu--ah-oohkín--leh lâng leh pàng-phàu--ahlâi--oohpān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuannpîng-iú kah tshin-tsiânnta̍k-ke phâng-tiûnntsuè-tīn huann-hítuā-siann lâi tshiùnn-kuapān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuannit-tshè kau hōo guákhuài-lo̍k hi-bāng kah kua-siannpān-toh hōo lín khuànnthinn iáu-buē kngtio̍h-ài khí-tshn̂ghuann-hí khui tshài-tuanntsiú tshòo kiâm tsiánn tuā tsian-tiánnsī gún ê sing-ua̍hguá tò-tshiú tshiat tshàitsiànn-tshiú phâng tiánnpān-toh guá siōng tsiannbì-luh khì-tsuí tsuè lí kuānntsit thuann pau hōo guápān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuannpîng-iú kah tshin-tsiânnta̍k-ke phâng-tiûnntsuè-tīn huann-hítuā-siann lâi tshiùnn-kuapān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuannit-tshè kau hōo guákhuài-lo̍k hi-bāng kah kua-siannpān-toh hōo lín khuànnta̍k-ke kuánn-kínm̄-thang so-tsháukhuán lueh tshuetsuí tio̍h-ài muáhué tio̍h méti-bah tshiat tsuè sè-tèlîng-hê ài phuetsîm-á kah hê-á tiō the̍h lâi séthe̍h-tio̍h tsian-sî tsún-pī khí-tiánn lo̍h-iû--lahtshang-á suàn-thâu suàn-á ian-sui tshiat tsuè-tuika-iû thiam-tshòo khiàn-phang khan-kinniâm kah thn̂g lâi khui-lōobī-sòo hôo-tsio bí-tsiú tāu-iû the̍h-lâi tólîng-hê tsio̍h-pan káu-kháng pau-hîsún-á ōo-á pe̍h-tshài ìng-tshàilíng-puânn kah tsìnn-lōotio̍h tsia̍h hōo sóng-khuàihang hōo phangtsian hōo khiàutsú hōo i siotsìnn hōo i thiàutsóng-phòo ê kang-huguá sè-kài siōng gâutâi-tíng tshiùnn-kua qīngliángxiùkuan-tsiòng tsin haisió-tsiá phâng-tshàisió-kang sé-uánntsuè-tīn lâikin-á pān-tohhōo lín ta̍k-ketsia̍h kah làu-ē-hâithâu-ke o-lóta̍k-ke huann-hí tshiò-hai-haithinn iáu-buē kngtio̍h-ài khí-tshn̂ghuann-hí khui tshài-tuanntsiú tshòo kiâm tsiánn tuā tsian-tiánnsī gún ê sing-ua̍hguá tò-tshiú tshiat tshàitsiànn-tshiú phâng tiánnpān-toh guá siōng tsiannbì-luh khì-tsuí tsuè lí kuānntsit thuann pau hōo guápān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuannpîng-iú kah tshin-tsiânnta̍k-ke phâng-tiûnntsuè-tīn huann-hítuā-siann lâi tshiùnn-kuapān tsi̍t-thuann koh tsi̍t-thuannit-tshè kau hōo guákhuài-lo̍k hi-bāng kah kua-siannpān-toh hōo lín khuànn