《衰尾道人》Sue-bué-tō-jîn施文彬Si Bûn-pin------------------------------------------↓↓---(口白)---↓↓恁老母咧lín-lāu-bú--leh我有影衰甲guá ū-iánn sue kahxx~去予挾著xx~khì hōo gia̍p--tio̍h明明毋是事實bîng-bîng m̄-sī sū-si̍t哪會亂放消息ná ē luān pàng siau-sit我嘛毋知是啥物原因guá mā m̄-tsai sī siánn-mi̍h guân-in敢講我正經是kám-kóng guá tsìng-king sī...是衰尾道人呢sī sue-bué-tō-jîn--neh恁老母咧lín-lāu-bú--leh若是我做的nā-sī guá tsò--ê我一定會承認guá it-tīng ē sîng-jīn但是三兩人tān-sī sann-niú lâng欲叫我揹百外斤beh kiò guá phāinn pah-guā kin拜託咧pài-thok--leh敢講人生做歹看面kám-kóng lâng sinn-tsuè pháinn-khuànn bīn就註定愛做衰尾道人呢tiō tsù-tiānn ài tsuè sue-bué-tō-jîn--neh我只不過是墮落紅塵guá tsí-put-kò sī tuī-lo̍h hông-tîn一隻貪甜的胡蠅tsi̍t-tsiah tham-tinn ê hôo-sîn好啦hó--lah你罵我小人lí mā guá siáu-jîn我也承認guá iā sîng-jīn但是tān-sī但是歹囝無一定是奸臣tān-sī pháinn-kiánn bô-it-tīng sī kan-sîn為何偏偏選我uī-hô phian-phian suán guá做衰尾道人呢tsò sue-bué-tō-jîn--neh恁老母咧lín-lāu-bú--leh並毋是我漚腳數pīng m̄-sī guá àu-kioh-siàu這款代誌誰都擋袂牢tsit khuán tāi-tsì siáng to tòng buē tiâu實在是有夠學校si̍t-tsāi sī yǒugòu xuéxiào從今以後tsiông-kim í-āu欲按怎踮社會走跳beh án-tsuánn tiàm siā-huē tsáu-thiàu敢講這世人kám-kóng tsit-sì-lâng註定愛做衰尾道人哪tsù-tiānn ài tsò sue-bué-tō-jîn--nah↑↑---(口白)---↑↑老大láu-tuā用一句莎喲哪啦iōng tsi̍t-kù sa-ióo-ná-lah來做伴lâi tsuè-phuānn相送你出外sio-sàng lí tshut-guā坐直昇機唱悲歌tsē ti̍t-sing-ki tshiùnn pi-kua老二láu-jī若衰甲椅仔挾破nā sue kah í-á gia̍p--phuà無較縒bô-khah-tsua̍h也只好認命iā tsí-hó jīn-miā橫直人海夢一般huâinn-ti̍t jîn-hái bāng tsi̍t-puann現實人生是註定hiān-si̍t jîn-sing sī tsù-tiānn今日曲跤kim-ji̍t khiau-kha明日出破bîng-ji̍t tshut-phuà逐家免相瞞ta̍k-ke bián sio-muâ老三láu-sann是環境戲弄造化sī khuân-kíng hì-lāng tsō-huà若看破nā khuànn-phuà何必閣牽拖hô-pit koh khan-thua牽拖衰尾的運命khan-thua sue-bué ê ūn-miā------------------------------------------→
恁老母咧我有影衰甲xx~去予挾著明明毋是事實哪會亂放消息我嘛毋知是啥物原因敢講我正經是是衰尾道人呢恁老母咧若是我做的我一定會承認但是三兩人欲叫我揹百外斤拜託咧敢講人生做歹看面就註定愛做衰尾道人呢我只不過是墮落紅塵一隻貪甜的胡蠅好啦你罵我小人我也承認但是但是歹囝無一定是奸臣為何偏偏選我做衰尾道人呢恁老母咧並毋是我漚腳數這款代誌誰都擋袂牢實在是有夠學校從今以後欲按怎踮社會走跳敢講這世人註定愛做衰尾道人哪老大用一句莎喲哪啦來做伴相送你出外坐直昇機唱悲歌老二若衰甲椅仔挾破無較縒也只好認命橫直人海夢一般現實人生是註定今日曲跤明日出破逐家免相瞞老三是環境戲弄造化若看破何必閣牽拖牽拖衰尾的運命
lín-lāu-bú--lehguá ū-iánn sue kahxxkhì hōo gia̍p--tio̍hbîng-bîng m̄-sī sū-si̍tná ē luān pàng siau-sitguá mā m̄-tsai sī siánn-mi̍h guân-inkám-kóng guá tsìng-king sīsī sue-bué-tō-jîn--nehlín-lāu-bú--lehnā-sī guá tsò--êguá it-tīng ē sîng-jīntān-sī sann-niú lângbeh kiò guá phāinn pah-guā kinpài-thok--lehkám-kóng lâng sinn-tsuè pháinn-khuànn bīntiō tsù-tiānn ài tsuè sue-bué-tō-jîn--nehguá tsí-put-kò sī tuī-lo̍h hông-tîntsi̍t-tsiah tham-tinn ê hôo-sînhó--lahlí mā guá siáu-jînguá iā sîng-jīntān-sītān-sī pháinn-kiánn bô-it-tīng sī kan-sînuī-hô phian-phian suán guátsò sue-bué-tō-jîn--nehlín-lāu-bú--lehpīng m̄-sī guá àu-kioh-siàutsit khuán tāi-tsì siáng to tòng buē tiâusi̍t-tsāi sī yǒugòu xuéxiàotsiông-kim í-āubeh án-tsuánn tiàm siā-huē tsáu-thiàukám-kóng tsit-sì-lângtsù-tiānn ài tsò sue-bué-tō-jîn--nahláu-tuāiōng tsi̍t-kù sa-ióo-ná-lahlâi tsuè-phuānnsio-sàng lí tshut-guātsē ti̍t-sing-ki tshiùnn pi-kualáu-jīnā sue kah í-á gia̍p--phuàbô-khah-tsua̍hiā tsí-hó jīn-miāhuâinn-ti̍t jîn-hái bāng tsi̍t-puannhiān-si̍t jîn-sing sī tsù-tiānnkim-ji̍t khiau-khabîng-ji̍t tshut-phuàta̍k-ke bián sio-muâláu-sannsī khuân-kíng hì-lāng tsō-huànā khuànn-phuàhô-pit koh khan-thuakhan-thua sue-bué ê ūn-miā