粗殘台中 Tshoo-tshân Tâi-tiong （The Brutal Taichung）血肉絞汁機 Hueh-bah Ká-tsiap-ki （血肉果汁機Flesh Juicer）------------------------------------------啊，有人咧開銃囉，你頭殼就較細膩Ah, ū lâng leh khui-tshìng--looh, lí thâu-khak tō khah sè-jī無就莫怪恁公仔欲死，猶無交代喔Bô tō mài kuài lín kong-á beh sí, iah-bô kau-tài--ooh粗殘閣趣味Tshoo-tshân koh tshù-bī咱是台中囡仔Lán sī Tâi-tiong gín-á暗時去佗拋，是去300Àm-sî khì tó pha, sī khì sann-pah抑是中華路食宵夜Ia̍h-sī Tiong-huâ-lōo tsia̍h siau-iā無來去金山，會記得愛人𤆬，予焦啦Bô lâi-khì Kim-san, ē-kì--tit ài lâng tshuā, hōo-ta--lah檳榔西施，媠啦Pin-nn̂g-se-si, suí--lah太平車隊，歹啦Thài-pîng tshia-tuī, pháinn--lah海線的囝，あっさり啦Hái-suànn ê kiánn, a̍t-sá-lih--lah啊，囡仔，你真正上厲害啦Ah, gín-á, lí tsin-tsiànn siōng lī-hāi--lah你若存範揣死，就做你來講喔Lí nā tshûn-pān tshuē sí,tō tsò lí lâi kóng--ooh你若往去，我會去替你捻香Lí nā óng-khì,guá ē khì thè lí liàm-hiunn歡迎光臨，粗殘台中Huan-gîng kong-lîm, tshoo-tshân Tâi-tiong遮，台中縣有大甲媽祖廟Tsia, Tâi-tiong-kuān ū Tāi-kah Má-tsóo-biō逐家攏拼性命咧軁轎Ta̍k-ke lóng piànn-sìnn-miā leh nǹg-kiō遮，夜市讚，有食閣有通掠Tsia, iā-tshī tsán, ū tsia̍h koh ū-thong lia̍h物件，俗閣大碗Mi̍h-kiānn, sio̍k koh tuā uánn遮，山頂有夜景有咖啡Tsia, suann-tíng ū iā-kíng ū ka-pi歡迎𤆬恁姼仔來𨑨迌Huan-gîng tshuā lín tshit-á lâi tshit-thô遮，天氣好，無定咧落雨Tsia, thinn-khì hó, bô tiānn leh lo̍h-hōo毋捌來過，請保險以後才講M̄-bat lâi-kuè, tshiánn pó-hiám í-āu tsiah kóng少年的人真濟，口氣無蓋好Siàu-liân-ê lâng tsin tsē, kháu-khì bô kài hó但是，卒仔，恁爸看真濟囉Tān-sī, tsut-á, lín-pē khuànn tsin tsē--looh你序大沒共你教，你這个毋成囝Lí sī-tuā bô kā lí kà, lí tsit ê m̄-tsiânn-kiánn姦，誠敢死Kàn, tsiânn kánn-sí啊，死囡仔，你真正上厲害啦Ah, sí gín-á, lí tsin-tsiànn siōng lī-hāi--lah你若存範揣死，是咧拖屎尿喔Lí nā tshûn-pān tshuē sí, sī leh thua-sái-jiō--ooh免驚，你若往去，我會去替你捻香Bián-kiann, lí nā óng-khì,guá ē khì thè lí liàm-hiunn歡迎鬥陣，粗殘台中Huan-gîng tàu-tīn, tshoo-tshân Tâi-tiong
啊，有人咧開銃囉，你頭殼就較細膩無就莫怪恁公仔欲死，猶無交代喔粗殘閣趣味咱是台中囡仔暗時去佗拋，是去300抑是中華路食宵夜無來去金山，會記得愛人𤆬，予焦啦檳榔西施，媠啦太平車隊，歹啦海線的囝，あっさり啦啊，囡仔，你真正上厲害啦你若存範揣死，就做你來講喔你若往去，我會去替你捻香歡迎光臨，粗殘台中遮，台中縣有大甲媽祖廟逐家攏拼性命咧軁轎遮，夜市讚，有食閣有通掠物件，俗閣大碗遮，山頂有夜景有咖啡歡迎𤆬恁姼仔來𨑨迌遮，天氣好，無定咧落雨毋捌來過，請保險以後才講少年的人真濟，口氣無蓋好但是，卒仔，恁爸看真濟囉你序大沒共你教，你這个毋成囝姦，誠敢死啊，死囡仔，你真正上厲害啦你若存範揣死，是咧拖屎尿喔免驚，你若往去，我會去替你捻香歡迎鬥陣，粗殘台中
Ah ū lâng leh khui-tshìng--looh lí thâu-khak tō khah sè-jīBô tō mài kuài lín kong-á beh sí iah-bô kau-tài--oohTshoo-tshân koh tshù-bīLán sī Tâi-tiong gín-áÀm-sî khì tó pha sī khì sann-pahIa̍h-sī Tiong-huâ-lōo tsia̍h siau-iāBô lâi-khì Kim-san ē-kì--tit ài lâng tshuā hōo-ta--lahPin-nn̂g-se-si suí--lahThài-pîng tshia-tuī pháinn--lahHái-suànn ê kiánn a̍t-sá-lih--lahAh gín-á lí tsin-tsiànn siōng lī-hāi--lahLí nā tshûn-pān tshuē sítō tsò lí lâi kóng--oohLí nā óng-khìguá ē khì thè lí liàm-hiunnHuan-gîng kong-lîm tshoo-tshân Tâi-tiongTsia Tâi-tiong-kuān ū Tāi-kah Má-tsóo-biōTa̍k-ke lóng piànn-sìnn-miā leh nǹg-kiōTsia iā-tshī tsán ū tsia̍h koh ū-thong lia̍hMi̍h-kiānn sio̍k koh tuā uánnTsia suann-tíng ū iā-kíng ū ka-piHuan-gîng tshuā lín tshit-á lâi tshit-thôTsia thinn-khì hó bô tiānn leh lo̍h-hōoM̄-bat lâi-kuè tshiánn pó-hiám í-āu tsiah kóngSiàu-liân-ê lâng tsin tsē kháu-khì bô kài hóTān-sī tsut-á lín-pē khuànn tsin tsē--loohLí sī-tuā bô kā lí kà lí tsit ê m̄-tsiânn-kiánnKàn tsiânn kánn-síAh sí gín-á lí tsin-tsiànn siōng lī-hāi--lahLí nā tshûn-pān tshuē sí sī leh thua-sái-jiō--oohBián-kiann lí nā óng-khìguá ē khì thè lí liàm-hiunnHuan-gîng tàu-tīn tshoo-tshân Tâi-tiong