《唉呦我的媽》Āiyo Wǒdemā蔡秋鳳Tshuà Tshiu-hōng------------------------------------------電視頂當咧搬tiān-sī tíng tng-leh puann報紙嘛有寫pò-tsuá mā ū siá遮大條的代誌tsiah tuā-tiâu ê tāi-tsì袂使毋知影buē-sái m̄ tsai-iánn共咱講誰𪜶兜kā lán kóng siáng in tau貓仔咧偷食niau-á leh thau tsia̍h用性感的正妹iōng sìng-kám ê zhèngmèi直直共阮唌ti̍t-ti̍t kā gún siânn無今是按怎bô tann sī-án-tsuánn哪會頭殼袚袚ná ē thâu-khak phua̍h-phua̍h笑敢無較贏tshiò kám bô khah iânn何必氣身惱命hô-pit khì-sin-lóo-miā唉呦我的媽āiyo wǒdemā強欲喝救命kiōng-beh huah kiù-miā虎豹獅佮象hóo pà sai kah tshiūnn逐家相爭看ta̍k-ke sio-tsinn khuànn時代當咧演變sî-tāi tng-teh ián-piàn心頭著愛定sim-thâu tio̍h-ài tiānn輕輕鬆鬆khin-khin-sang-sang笑看人生tshiò khuànn jîn-sing免著驚bián tio̍h-kiann只要有手機仔tsí-iàu ū tshiú-ki-á逐家做記者ta̍k-ke tsuè kì-tsiá上好冤家相拍siōng-hó uan-ke sio-phah當做翕電影tòng-tsuè hip tiān-iánn看人弄狗相咬khuànn-lâng lāng-káu-sio-kā一直慄慄掣it-ti̍t la̍k-la̍k-tshuah才咬牙又切齒tsiah kā-gê iū tshiat-khí咒死兼絕誓tsiù-sí kiam tse̍h-tsuā無今是按怎bô, tann sī-án-tsuánn哪會攏袂喙焦ná ē lóng buē tshuì-ta笑敢無較贏tshiò kám bô khah iânn何必提心吊膽hô-pit thê-sim tiàu-tánn唉呦我的媽āiyo wǒdemā強欲喝救命kiōng-beh huah kiù-miā阿里不達的a-lí-put-ta̍t--ê逐家相爭看ta̍k-ke sio-tsinn khuànn時代當咧演變sî-tāi tng-leh ián-piàn心頭著愛定sim-thâu tio̍h-ài tiānn輕輕鬆鬆khin-khin-sang-sang笑看人生tshiò khuànn jîn-sing免著驚bián tio̍h-kiann------------------------------------------→
電視頂當咧搬報紙嘛有寫遮大條的代誌袂使毋知影共咱講誰𪜶兜貓仔咧偷食用性感的正妹直直共阮唌無今是按怎哪會頭殼袚袚笑敢無較贏何必氣身惱命唉呦我的媽強欲喝救命虎豹獅佮象逐家相爭看時代當咧演變心頭著愛定輕輕鬆鬆笑看人生免著驚只要有手機仔逐家做記者上好冤家相拍當做翕電影看人弄狗相咬一直慄慄掣才咬牙又切齒咒死兼絕誓無今是按怎哪會攏袂喙焦笑敢無較贏何必提心吊膽唉呦我的媽強欲喝救命阿里不達的逐家相爭看時代當咧演變心頭著愛定輕輕鬆鬆笑看人生免著驚
tiān-sī tíng tng-leh puannpò-tsuá mā ū siátsiah tuā-tiâu ê tāi-tsìbuē-sái m̄ tsai-iánnkā lán kóng siáng in tauniau-á leh thau tsia̍hiōng sìng-kám ê zhèngmèiti̍t-ti̍t kā gún siânnbô tann sī-án-tsuánnná ē thâu-khak phua̍h-phua̍htshiò kám bô khah iânnhô-pit khì-sin-lóo-miāāiyo wǒdemākiōng-beh huah kiù-miāhóo pà sai kah tshiūnnta̍k-ke sio-tsinn khuànnsî-tāi tng-teh ián-piànsim-thâu tio̍h-ài tiānnkhin-khin-sang-sangtshiò khuànn jîn-singbián tio̍h-kianntsí-iàu ū tshiú-ki-áta̍k-ke tsuè kì-tsiásiōng-hó uan-ke sio-phahtòng-tsuè hip tiān-iánnkhuànn-lâng lāng-káu-sio-kāit-ti̍t la̍k-la̍k-tshuahtsiah kā-gê iū tshiat-khítsiù-sí kiam tse̍h-tsuābô tann sī-án-tsuánnná ē lóng buē tshuì-tatshiò kám bô khah iânnhô-pit thê-sim tiàu-tánnāiyo wǒdemākiōng-beh huah kiù-miāa-lí-put-ta̍t--êta̍k-ke sio-tsinn khuànnsî-tāi tng-leh ián-piànsim-thâu tio̍h-ài tiānnkhin-khin-sang-sangtshiò khuànn jîn-singbián tio̍h-kiann