28994/《辯護》Piān-hōo蘇明淵Soo Bîng-ian------------------------------------------行佇路裡kiânn tī lōo--lìn拄著警察tú-tio̍h kíng-tshat欲對你盤查beh tuì lí pánchá你問伊憑啥lí mn̄g i pîn siánn用佗一條iōng tó tsi̍t-tiâu大人啊tāi-jîn--ah伊講你的穿插i kóng lí ê tshīng-tshah若隱若現ruòyǐnruòxiàn敢若無穿內衫kánn-ná bô tshīng lāi-sann親像咧唌人犯罪tshin-tshiūnn teh siânn lâng huān-tsuē按呢毋通啦án-ne m̄-thang--lah敢按呢kám án-ne敢按呢kám án-ne睏到一半khùn kàu tsi̍t-puànn衝入恁兜tshiong ji̍p lín tau四界開始搜sì-kè khai-sí tshiau講有人報你咧賣大麻kóng ū-lâng pò lí teh bē dàmá是一个藥頭sī tsi̍t-ê io̍h-thâu開始唸：khai-sí liām:你可以保持緘默nǐ kǒyǐ bǎochí jiānmò無須違背自己的意思wúxū wéibèi zìjǐ de ì-sì請求調查對你有利的證據qǐngqiú diàochá duì nǐ yǒulì de zhèngjù委任律師wěirèn lǜshī揣我來辯護tshuē guá lâi piān-hōo為你來走傱uī lí lâi tsáu-tsông毋驚人抹烏m̄-kiann lâng buah-oo捎咧烏白講sa leh oo-pe̍h kóng有我來辯護ū guá lâi piān-hōo為你來走傱uī lí lâi tsáu-tsông委屈對我講uí-khut tuì guá kóng毋驚人冤枉m̄-kiann lâng uan-óng欸欸欸eh eh eh冤枉喔uan-óng--ooh為著業績uī-tio̍h gia̍p-tsik會當按呢亂講喔ē-tàng án-ne luān-kóng--ooh烏白閘oo-pe̍h tsa̍h是看人刺傳統喔sī khuànn lâng tshiah thuân-thóng--ooh啊你先歹的ah lí sing pháinn--ê閣不准人袂爽喔koh put-tsún lâng bē-sóng--ooh煞毋知影suah m̄ tsai-iánn你是刁工咧共人刺激lí sī tiau-kang leh kā lâng tshì-kik共人欹空kā lâng khia-khang共人嚇驚kā lâng heh-kiann共人恐kā lâng khióng煞毋知影suah m̄ tsai-iánn你是驚麻煩愛輕可lí sī kiann mâ-huân ài khin-khó看人古意khuànn lâng kóo-ì騙人毋知phiàn lâng m̄-tsai你心內清楚lí sim-lāi tshing-tshó煞毋知影suah m̄ tsai-iánn你嘛生活咧不如意lí mā sing-ua̍h leh put-jû-ì頂面的壓力tíng-bīn ê ap-li̍k變做你的鱸鰻氣piàn-tsuè lí ê lôo-muâ-khuì提著權力的人the̍h tio̍h khuân-li̍k ê lâng特別愛注意ti̍k-pia̍t ài tsù-ì講人違法kóng lâng uî-huat你看覓仔你自己lí khuànn-māi-á lí tsū-kí啊毋就我註死ah m̄-tō guá tsù-sí講著法律kóng-tio̍h huat-lu̍t我學袂了guá o̍h bē-liáu落鋩角lo̍h mê-kak愛我就回答ài guá tō huê-tap我學袂曉guá o̍h bē-hiáu啊毋好佳哉ah m̄ hó-ka-tsài我這馬已經學巧guá tsit-má í-king o̍h khiáu喂~律師喔ueh~ lu̍t-su--ooh是按呢啦sī án-ne--lah你飼的狗去咬著人lí tshī ê káu khì kā-tio̍h lâng這我較歹勢啦tse guá khah pháinn-sè--lah朋友借你的車pîng-iú tsioh lí ê tshia謼!伊竟然去搶劫hooh! i kìng-jiân khì tshiúnn-kiap我規个花去guá kui-ê hue--hì啥物狗屁倒灶siánn-mih gǒupídǎozào超哭tshiau-khàu彼誠超哭he tsiânn tshiau-khàu攏揣著你lóng tshuē-tio̍h lí有的無的閣潲的鼻的ū--ê-bô--ê koh siâu--ê-phīnn--ê啥物疑難雜症siánn-mih yínánzázhèn伊攏佇咧i lóng tī--eh你無揣拍損lí bô tshuē phah-sńg攏來揣我lóng lâi tshuē guá揣你按怎tshuē lí án-tsuánn揣我來辯護tshuē guá lâi piān-hōo來替我講道理lâi thè guá kóng tō-lí為你來走傱uī lí lâi tsáu-tsông我的清白攏靠你guá ê tshing-pe̍hlóng khò lí食你的便當tsia̍h lí ê piān tng閣兼一杯咖啡koh kiam tsi̍t-pue ka-pi順你的毛摸shùn nǐ de máo mō欸!遮腫一塊eh! tsia tsíng tsi̍t-tè咧摸teh bong小注意一下sió tsù-ì--tsi̍t-ē有我來辯護ū guá lâi piān-hōo來替我講道理lâi thè guá kóng tō-lí為你來走傱uī lí lâi tsáu-tsông我的清白攏靠你guá ê tshing-pe̍h lóng khò lí請你準備好tshiánn lí tsún-pī hó免閣求神明保庇bián koh kiû sîn-bîng pó-pì絕地大反攻juédì dà fǎngōng反攻fǎngōng免閣惱bián koh lóo就是只有你能夠jiùshì zhǐyǒu nǐ nénggòu揣我來辯護tshuē guá lâi piān-hōo來替我講道理lâi thè guá kóng tō-lí為你來走傱uī lí lâi tsáu-tsông我的清白攏靠你guá ê tshing-pe̍h lóng khò lí食你的便當tsia̍h lí ê piān tng閣兼一杯咖啡koh kiam tsi̍t-pue ka-pi順你的毛摸shùn nǐ de máo mō欸!遮腫一塊eh! tsia tsíng tsi̍t-tè咧摸teh bong小注意一下sió tsù-ì--tsi̍t-ē有我來辯護ū guá lâi piān-hōo來替我講道理lâi thè guá kóng tō-lí為你來走傱uī lí lâi tsáu-tsông我的清白攏靠你guá ê tshing-pe̍h lóng khò lí請你準備好tshiánn lí tsún-pī hó免閣求神明保庇bián koh kiû sîn-bîng pó-pì絕地大反攻juédì dà fǎngōng反攻fǎngōng免閣苦bián koh khóoEverybody, here we go你會使激恬恬lí ē-sái kik tiām-tiām袂使激戇戇buē-sái kik gōng-gōng揣伊來辯護tshuē i lâi piān-hōo著矣啦tio̍h--ah lah揣伊來辯護tshuē i lâi piān-hōo穩贏ún iânn揣伊來辯護tshuē i lâi piān-hōo辯護piān-hōo欸欸eh ehLet's goJustin SL Ha Ha若你欲行民事nā lí beh kiânn bîn-sū揣伊揣伊tshuē i tshuē i你欲行刑事lí beh kiânn hîng-sū揣伊揣伊tshuē i tshuē i你欲講賠償lí beh kóng puê-siông揣伊揣伊tshuē i tshuē i你欲談和解lí beh tâm hô-kái揣伊揣伊tshuē i tshuē i若你欲行民事nā lí beh kiânn bîn-sū揣伊揣伊tshuē i tshuē i你欲行刑事lí beh kiânn hîng-sū揣伊揣伊tshuē i tshuē i你欲講賠償lí beh kóng puê-siông揣伊揣伊tshuē i tshuē i無咱來談和解bô, lán lâi tâm hô-kái------------------------------------------
行佇路裡拄著警察欲對你盤查你問伊憑啥用佗一條大人啊伊講你的穿插若隱若現敢若無穿內衫親像咧唌人犯罪按呢毋通啦敢按呢敢按呢睏到一半衝入恁兜四界開始搜講有人報你咧賣大麻是一个藥頭開始唸：你可以保持緘默無須違背自己的意思請求調查對你有利的證據委任律師揣我來辯護為你來走傱毋驚人抹烏捎咧烏白講有我來辯護為你來走傱委屈對我講毋驚人冤枉欸欸欸冤枉喔為著業績會當按呢亂講喔烏白閘是看人刺傳統喔啊你先歹的閣不准人袂爽喔煞毋知影你是刁工咧共人刺激共人欹空共人嚇驚共人恐煞毋知影你是驚麻煩愛輕可看人古意騙人毋知你心內清楚煞毋知影你嘛生活咧不如意頂面的壓力變做你的鱸鰻氣提著權力的人特別愛注意講人違法你看覓仔你自己啊毋就我註死講著法律我學袂了落鋩角愛我就回答我學袂曉啊毋好佳哉我這馬已經學巧喂~律師喔是按呢啦你飼的狗去咬著人這我較歹勢啦朋友借你的車謼!伊竟然去搶劫我規个花去啥物狗屁倒灶超哭彼誠超哭攏揣著你有的無的閣潲的鼻的啥物疑難雜症伊攏佇咧你無揣拍損攏來揣我揣你按怎揣我來辯護來替我講道理為你來走傱我的清白攏靠你食你的便當閣兼一杯咖啡順你的毛摸欸!遮腫一塊咧摸小注意一下有我來辯護來替我講道理為你來走傱我的清白攏靠你請你準備好免閣求神明保庇絕地大反攻反攻免閣惱就是只有你能夠揣我來辯護來替我講道理為你來走傱我的清白攏靠你食你的便當閣兼一杯咖啡順你的毛摸欸!遮腫一塊咧摸小注意一下有我來辯護來替我講道理為你來走傱我的清白攏靠你請你準備好免閣求神明保庇絕地大反攻反攻免閣苦你會使激恬恬袂使激戇戇揣伊來辯護著矣啦揣伊來辯護穩贏揣伊來辯護辯護欸欸若你欲行民事揣伊揣伊你欲行刑事揣伊揣伊你欲講賠償揣伊揣伊你欲談和解揣伊揣伊若你欲行民事揣伊揣伊你欲行刑事揣伊揣伊你欲講賠償揣伊揣伊無咱來談和解
kiânn tī lōo--lìntú-tio̍h kíng-tshatbeh tuì lí pánchálí mn̄g i pîn siánniōng tó tsi̍t-tiâutāi-jîn--ahi kóng lí ê tshīng-tshahruòyǐnruòxiànkánn-ná bô tshīng lāi-sanntshin-tshiūnn teh siânn lâng huān-tsuēán-ne m̄-thang--lahkám án-nekám án-nekhùn kàu tsi̍t-puànntshiong ji̍p lín tausì-kè khai-sí tshiaukóng ū-lâng pò lí teh bē dàmásī tsi̍t-ê io̍h-thâukhai-sí liāmnǐ kǒyǐ bǎochí jiānmòwúxū wéibèi zìjǐ de ì-sìqǐngqiú diàochá duì nǐ yǒulì de zhèngjùwěirèn lǜshītshuē guá lâi piān-hōouī lí lâi tsáu-tsôngm̄-kiann lâng buah-oosa leh oo-pe̍h kóngū guá lâi piān-hōouī lí lâi tsáu-tsônguí-khut tuì guá kóngm̄-kiann lâng uan-óngeh eh ehuan-óng--oohuī-tio̍h gia̍p-tsikē-tàng án-ne luān-kóng--oohoo-pe̍h tsa̍hsī khuànn lâng tshiah thuân-thóng--oohah lí sing pháinn--êkoh put-tsún lâng bē-sóng--oohsuah m̄ tsai-iánnlí sī tiau-kang leh kā lâng tshì-kikkā lâng khia-khangkā lâng heh-kiannkā lâng khióngsuah m̄ tsai-iánnlí sī kiann mâ-huân ài khin-khókhuànn lâng kóo-ìphiàn lâng m̄-tsailí sim-lāi tshing-tshósuah m̄ tsai-iánnlí mā sing-ua̍h leh put-jû-ìtíng-bīn ê ap-li̍kpiàn-tsuè lí ê lôo-muâ-khuìthe̍h tio̍h khuân-li̍k ê lângti̍k-pia̍t ài tsù-ìkóng lâng uî-huatlí khuànn-māi-á lí tsū-kíah m̄-tō guá tsù-síkóng-tio̍h huat-lu̍tguá o̍h bē-liáulo̍h mê-kakài guá tō huê-tapguá o̍h bē-hiáuah m̄ hó-ka-tsàiguá tsit-má í-king o̍h khiáuueh lu̍t-su--oohsī án-ne--lahlí tshī ê káu khì kā-tio̍h lângtse guá khah pháinn-sè--lahpîng-iú tsioh lí ê tshiahooh i kìng-jiân khì tshiúnn-kiapguá kui-ê hue--hìsiánn-mih gǒupídǎozàotshiau-khàuhe tsiânn tshiau-khàulóng tshuē-tio̍h líū--ê-bô--ê koh siâu--ê-phīnn--êsiánn-mih yínánzázhèni lóng tī--ehlí bô tshuē phah-sńglóng lâi tshuē guátshuē lí án-tsuánntshuē guá lâi piān-hōolâi thè guá kóng tō-líuī lí lâi tsáu-tsôngguá ê tshing-pe̍hlóng khò lítsia̍h lí ê piān tngkoh kiam tsi̍t-pue ka-pishùn nǐ de máo mōeh tsia tsíng tsi̍t-tèteh bongsió tsù-ì--tsi̍t-ēū guá lâi piān-hōolâi thè guá kóng tō-líuī lí lâi tsáu-tsôngguá ê tshing-pe̍h lóng khò lítshiánn lí tsún-pī hóbián koh kiû sîn-bîng pó-pìjuédì dà fǎngōngfǎngōngbián koh lóojiùshì zhǐyǒu nǐ nénggòutshuē guá lâi piān-hōolâi thè guá kóng tō-líuī lí lâi tsáu-tsôngguá ê tshing-pe̍h lóng khò lítsia̍h lí ê piān tngkoh kiam tsi̍t-pue ka-pishùn nǐ de máo mōeh tsia tsíng tsi̍t-tèteh bongsió tsù-ì--tsi̍t-ēū guá lâi piān-hōolâi thè guá kóng tō-líuī lí lâi tsáu-tsôngguá ê tshing-pe̍h lóng khò lítshiánn lí tsún-pī hóbián koh kiû sîn-bîng pó-pìjuédì dà fǎngōngfǎngōngbián koh khóolí ē-sái kik tiām-tiāmbuē-sái kik gōng-gōngtshuē i lâi piān-hōotio̍h--ah lahtshuē i lâi piān-hōoún iânntshuē i lâi piān-hōopiān-hōoeh ehnā lí beh kiânn bîn-sūtshuē i tshuē ilí beh kiânn hîng-sūtshuē i tshuē ilí beh kóng puê-siôngtshuē i tshuē ilí beh tâm hô-káitshuē i tshuē inā lí beh kiânn bîn-sūtshuē i tshuē ilí beh kiânn hîng-sūtshuē i tshuē ilí beh kóng puê-siôngtshuē i tshuē ibô lán lâi tâm hô-kái