《啥物叫做愛》Siánn-mih Kiò-tsuè Ài(帶口白)葉啟田Ia̍p Khé-tiân------------------------------------------↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓女性失戀每日流目屎lú-sìng sit-luân muí-ji̍t lâu ba̍k-sái↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑天真浪漫的女性thian-tsin lōng-bān ê lú-sìng伊若是來失戀i nā-sī lâi sit-luân所流的目屎sóo lâu ê ba̍k-sái曷毋是下晡時的西北雨a̍h m̄-sī ē-poo-sî ê sai-pak-hōo嘛毋是水道水mā m̄-sī tsuí-tō-tsuí↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓男性失戀怎樣你敢知lâm-sìng sit-luân tsuánn-iūnn lí kám tsai↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑親像二三十多的男性tshin-tshiūnn jī-sann-tsa̍p to ê lâm-sìng若是來失戀nā-sī lâi sit-luân三叔公仔四嬸婆仔sann-tsik-kong--á sì-tsím-pô--á怎樣你敢知tsuánn-iūnn lí kám tsai↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓只有用酒解消著心內tsí-ū iōng tsiú kái-siau tio̍h sim-lāi↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑是啦sī--lah只有米酒頭仔捾一罐tsí-ū bí-tsiú-thâu-á kuānn--tsi̍t-kuàn素素仔十箍銀的牛肉乾sòo-sòo--á tsa̍p-khoo gîn ê gû-bah-kuann來解消著心內的痛苦lâi kái-siau tio̍h sim-lāi ê thòng-khóo↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓只有用薰大氣霧出來tsí-ū iōng hun tuā-khuì bū--tshut-lâi↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑紲落去suà--lo̍h-khì雙跤伸長長siang kha tshun tn̂g-tn̂g薰欶一枝仔hun suh--tsi̍t-ki-á大大个共霧出來tuā-tuā-ê kā bū--tshut-lâi免驚仔做風颱bián-kiann-á tsuè-hong-thai*↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓滿腹恨火用薰用酒解muá-pak hūn-hé iōng hun iōng tsiú kái↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑咱講實在lán kóng si̍t-tsāi恨是恨入骨袋內hūn sī hūn ji̍p kut-tē lāi若像我呆呆nā tshiūnn guá tai-tai薰酒都有法度通解hun-tsiú to ū huat-tōo thang kái別人我毋知pa̍t-lâng guá m̄-tsai↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓自暴自棄看破毋敢愛tsū-pō-tsū-khì khuànn-phuà m̄-kánn ài↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑彼款自暴自棄的愛人hit khuán tsū-pō-tsū-khì ê ài-jîn跤底早著好通抹油kha-té tsá to̍h hó thang buah iû鬢邊嘛著愛貼撒隆巴士pìn-pinn mā tio̍h-ài tah sa-lóng-pa-suh看破毋通愛khuànn-phuà m̄-thang ài↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓愈想愈恨啥物號做愛jú siūnn jú hūn sí-mih hō-tsuè ài↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑愈想頭殼是愈大粒jú siūnn thâu-khak sī jú tuā-lia̍p講起來kóng--khí-lâi當今的世界tong-kim ê sè-kài啥物號做情sí-mih hō-tsuè tsîng啥物號做愛sí-mih hō-tsuè ài↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓愈想愈惱當初不應該jú siūnn jú náu tong-tshoo put-ing-kai↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑啊~怨嘆何用ah~ uàn-thàn hô iōng當初毋是你𠢕蓋tong-tshoo m̄-sī lí gâu kài就是𠢕司奶tō-sī gâu sai-nai免講逐家嘛知bián-kóng ta̍k-ke mā tsai*↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓女性議論男性花亂採lú-sìng gī-lūn lâm-sìng hue luān tshái↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑這真歹講喔tse tsin pháinn-kóng--ooh錢無兩圓tsînn bô nn̄g înn敢跋會霆kám pua̍h ē tân也花若無開iā hue nā bô khui蜂敢知影通去採phang kám tsai-iánn thang khì tshái↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓毋知自己薄情不應該m̄-tsai tsū-kí po̍k-tsîng put-ing-kai↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑咱家己lán ka-kī四兩鈗仔先除起來sì-niú ńg-á sing tû--khí-lâi來講猶會使lâi kóng iáu ē-sái移情別戀î-tsîng pia̍t-luân是大大不應該sī tuā-tuā put-ing-kai↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓為錢為銀隨時情變歹uī tsînn uī gîn suî-sî tsîng piàn pháinn↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑若為著金錢nā uī-tio̍h kim tsînn情來變歹tsîng lâi piàn pháinn真是可憐代tsin sī khó-liân tāi彼款人hit khuán lâng疼嘛哀暢嘛哀thiànn mā ai thiòng mā ai↓♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↓陽花水性流東又流西iông-hua tsuí-sìng lâu tang iū lâu sai↑♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬↑總講一句tsóng kóng tsi̍t-kù女性上驚男性花亂採lú-sìng siōng kiann lâm-sìng hue luān tshái男性上驚楊花水性lâm-sìng siōng kiann iông-hua tsuí-sìng流東又流西lâu tang iū lâu sai------------------------------------------→
女性失戀每日流目屎天真浪漫的女性伊若是來失戀所流的目屎曷毋是下晡時的西北雨嘛毋是水道水男性失戀怎樣你敢知親像二三十多的男性若是來失戀三叔公仔四嬸婆仔怎樣你敢知只有用酒解消著心內是啦只有米酒頭仔捾一罐素素仔十箍銀的牛肉乾來解消著心內的痛苦只有用薰大氣霧出來紲落去雙跤伸長長薰欶一枝仔大大个共霧出來免驚仔做風颱滿腹恨火用薰用酒解咱講實在恨是恨入骨袋內若像我呆呆薰酒都有法度通解別人我毋知自暴自棄看破毋敢愛彼款自暴自棄的愛人跤底早著好通抹油鬢邊嘛著愛貼撒隆巴士看破毋通愛愈想愈恨啥物號做愛愈想頭殼是愈大粒講起來當今的世界啥物號做情啥物號做愛愈想愈惱當初不應該啊~怨嘆何用當初毋是你𠢕蓋就是𠢕司奶免講逐家嘛知女性議論男性花亂採這真歹講喔錢無兩圓敢跋會霆也花若無開蜂敢知影通去採毋知自己薄情不應該咱家己四兩鈗仔先除起來來講猶會使移情別戀是大大不應該為錢為銀隨時情變歹若為著金錢情來變歹真是可憐代彼款人疼嘛哀暢嘛哀陽花水性流東又流西總講一句女性上驚男性花亂採男性上驚楊花水性流東又流西
lú-sìng sit-luân muí-ji̍t lâu ba̍k-sáithian-tsin lōng-bān ê lú-sìngi nā-sī lâi sit-luânsóo lâu ê ba̍k-sáia̍h m̄-sī ē-poo-sî ê sai-pak-hōomā m̄-sī tsuí-tō-tsuílâm-sìng sit-luân tsuánn-iūnn lí kám tsaitshin-tshiūnn jī-sann-tsa̍p to ê lâm-sìngnā-sī lâi sit-luânsann-tsik-kong--á sì-tsím-pô--átsuánn-iūnn lí kám tsaitsí-ū iōng tsiú kái-siau tio̍h sim-lāisī--lahtsí-ū bí-tsiú-thâu-á kuānn--tsi̍t-kuànsòo-sòo--á tsa̍p-khoo gîn ê gû-bah-kuannlâi kái-siau tio̍h sim-lāi ê thòng-khóotsí-ū iōng hun tuā-khuì bū--tshut-lâisuà--lo̍h-khìsiang kha tshun tn̂g-tn̂ghun suh--tsi̍t-ki-átuā-tuā-ê kā bū--tshut-lâibián-kiann-á tsuè-hong-thaimuá-pak hūn-hé iōng hun iōng tsiú káilán kóng si̍t-tsāihūn sī hūn ji̍p kut-tē lāinā tshiūnn guá tai-taihun-tsiú to ū huat-tōo thang káipa̍t-lâng guá m̄-tsaitsū-pō-tsū-khì khuànn-phuà m̄-kánn àihit khuán tsū-pō-tsū-khì ê ài-jînkha-té tsá to̍h hó thang buah iûpìn-pinn mā tio̍h-ài tah sa-lóng-pa-suhkhuànn-phuà m̄-thang àijú siūnn jú hūn sí-mih hō-tsuè àijú siūnn thâu-khak sī jú tuā-lia̍pkóng--khí-lâitong-kim ê sè-kàisí-mih hō-tsuè tsîngsí-mih hō-tsuè àijú siūnn jú náu tong-tshoo put-ing-kaiah uàn-thàn hô iōngtong-tshoo m̄-sī lí gâu kàitō-sī gâu sai-naibián-kóng ta̍k-ke mā tsailú-sìng gī-lūn lâm-sìng hue luān tsháitse tsin pháinn-kóng--oohtsînn bô nn̄g înnkám pua̍h ē tâniā hue nā bô khuiphang kám tsai-iánn thang khì tsháim̄-tsai tsū-kí po̍k-tsîng put-ing-kailán ka-kīsì-niú ńg-á sing tû--khí-lâilâi kóng iáu ē-sáiî-tsîng pia̍t-luânsī tuā-tuā put-ing-kaiuī tsînn uī gîn suî-sî tsîng piàn pháinnnā uī-tio̍h kim tsînntsîng lâi piàn pháinntsin sī khó-liân tāihit khuán lângthiànn mā ai thiòng mā aiiông-hua tsuí-sìng lâu tang iū lâu saitsóng kóng tsi̍t-kùlú-sìng siōng kiann lâm-sìng hue luān tsháilâm-sìng siōng kiann iông-hua tsuí-sìnglâu tang iū lâu sai