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伊是一个我拄熟似一禮拜的查埔為啥物我煞來煞著伊這故事你聽我講伊講𪜶兜的亭仔跤伊有種花欲予我伊講𪜶兜的貓仔囝佮我仝款古錐甲一切攏是假這个查某囡仔真好騙我講阮爸母已經無咧咧欸!嘿! 見鬼啦遮好的查某囡仔佗位揣啊咖啡錢嘛算你的愛情啊玲瑯踅踅來踅去真歹揣無緣的緊借過你佮我是較無緣嘛毋是誰去予誰來騙就像瓜哥找不到主委紲落來下面一位伊是一个我拄熟似一个月的查埔這改的時間約較長啊敢會變較好伊會替我揀衫褲皮膚幼麵比我較𠢕保養我的心事攏會恬恬聽我講歹勢啦哪有可能你攏無發現你是我的閣樓friend揀來揀去好的查埔人佗位揣無的確你身邊彼个Sam愛情啊玲瑯踅踅來踅去真歹揣有緣的牽做伙鬥陣燒酒啉一杯oppa哪會變姊妹啊這齣戲原來是誤會啊這个笑詼我來演紲落來下面一位伊是朋友介紹熟似的查某囡仔外表真單純跤手閣扭掠毋知合抑袂合會運動𠢕煮食鬥陣真輕鬆只要一个眼神就知我咧想啥伊是一个善良閣大方的媠姑娘仔講話真溫柔內心閣乖巧毋知合抑袂合心肝毋通疼你的目屎我知影只要一个眼神我會一直踮佇遐愛情啊玲瑯踅踅來踅去真歹揣這改的好姻緣凡勢閣有頭無尾人生海海嘛無算短好䆀其實無關係女人一生戇幾遍敢愛一定有機會
i sī tsi̍t-êguá tú si̍k-sāi tsi̍t lé-pài ê tsa-poouī-siánn-mihguá suah lâi sannh-tio̍h itse kòo-sū lí thiann guá kóngi kóng in tau ê tîng-á-khai ū tsìng-hue beh hōo guái kóng in tau ê niau-á-kiánnkah guá kāng-khuán kóo-tsui kahit-tshè lóng-sī kétsit ê tsa-bóo-gín-á tsin hó phiànguá kóng gún pē-bú í-king bô teh--leheh heh jiànguǐ latsiah hó ê tsa-bóo-gín-á tó-uī tshuē--ahka-pi tsînn mā sǹg lí êài-tsîng--ah lin-long se̍hse̍h-lâi-se̍h-khì tsin pháinn tshuēbô-iân--ê kín tsioh-kuèlí kah guá sī khah bô-iânmā m̄-sīsiáng khì hōo siáng lâi phiàntiō tshiūnn Guākō zhǎo búdào zhǔwěisuà--lo̍h-lâi xiàbiàn yíwèii sī tsi̍t-êguá tú si̍k-sāi tsi̍t kò-gue̍h ê tsa-pootsit kái ê sî-kan iok khah tn̂gah kám ē piàn khah hói ē thè guá kíng sann-khòophuê-hu iù-mīpí guá khah gâu pó-ióngguá ê sim-sūlóng ē tiām-tiām thiann guá kóngpháinn-sè--lahná-ū khó-lîng lí lóng bô huat-hiānlí sī guá ê gélóu friendkíng-lâi-kíng-khìhó ê tsa-poo-lâng tó-uī tshuēbô-tik-khak lí sin-pinn hit ê Samài-tsîng--ah lin-long se̍hse̍h-lâi-se̍h-khì tsin pháinn tshuēū-iân ê khan tsò-huétàu-tīn sio-tsiú lim tsi̍t-pueoppa ná ē piàn tsí-muēah tsit tshut hì guân-lâi sī gōo-huēah tsit ê tshiò-khue guá lâi iánsuà--lo̍h-lâi xiàbiàn yíwèii sī pîng-iú kài-siāu si̍k-sāi ê tsa-bóo-gín-águā-piáu tsin tan-sûnkha-tshiú koh liú-lia̍hm̄-tsai ha̍h ia̍h buē-ha̍hē ūn-tōnggâu tsú-tsia̍htàu-tīn tsin khin-sangtsí-iàu tsi̍t-ê gán-sîntiō tsai guá teh siūnn siánni sī tsi̍t-ê siān-liông koh tāi-hong ê suí-koo-niû-ákóng-uē tsin un-jiûlāi-sim koh kuai-khám̄-tsai ha̍h ia̍h buē-ha̍hsim-kuann m̄-thang thiànnlí ê ba̍k-sái guá tsai-iánntsí-iàu tsi̍t-ê gán-sînguá ē it-ti̍t tiàm tī hiaài-tsîng--ah lin-long se̍hse̍h-lâi-se̍h-khì tsin pháinn tshuētsit kái ê hó in-iânhuān-sè koh ū-thâu bô-buéjîn-sing hái-hái mā bô-sǹg téhó-bái kî-si̍t bô-kuan-hēlú-jîn it-sing gōng kuí-piànkánn ài it-tīng ū ki-huē