21007/《減肥藥仔》Kiám-puî-io̍h-á鍾綺Tsiong Khí------------------------------------------↓↓(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↓↓哈哈哈哈ha ha ha ha各位觀眾朋友啊kok-uī kuan-tsiòng pîng-iú--ah一工一粒tsi̍t-kang tsi̍t-lia̍p予你身體hōo lí sin-thé敢若袂輸水果咧絞汁kánn-ná bē-su tsuí-kó teh ká-tsiap減肥毋免運動了氣力kiám-puî m̄-bián ūn-tōng liáu khuì-la̍t心肝頭閣袂齷齪sim-kuann-thâu koh bē ak-tsak經過美國FDA的認證king-kuè bí-kok FDA ê jīn-tsìng我用我的人格體格guá iōng guá ê jîn-keh thé-keh骨格性格kut-keh sìng-keh共你保證kā lí pó-tsìng無效貼紅紙相送啦bô-hāu tah âng-tsuá sio-sàng--lah↑↑(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↑↑逐工看著IGta̍k-kang khuànn-tio̍h IG全球美女規大堆tsuân-kiû bí-lú kui-tuā-tui明明知影攏咧修圖bîng-bîng tsai-iánn lóng leh xiūtú嘛是仝款認真mā sī kāng-khuán jīn-tsin阮為著欲得著gún uī-tio̍h beh tit-tio̍h閣較濟的愛心koh-khah tsuē ê ài-sim腰束奶膨io sok ne phòng也是阮iā-sī gún對完美女性的定義tuì uân-bí lú-sìng ê tīng-gī逐工去運動ta̍k-kang khì ūn-tōng忝甲規身軀汗thiám kah kui-sin-khu kuānn㴙㴙滴tsha̍p-tsha̍p-tih枵甲咇咇掣iau kah pi̍h-pi̍h-tshuah猶是毋願食米iáu sī m̄-guān tsia̍h bí改啉水kái lim tsuí物件毋敢亂食mi̍h-kiānn m̄-kánn luān tsia̍h規工攏頭眩眩kui-kang lóng thâu hîn-hîn嘛牚腿mā thìnn-thuí偷食步啊佇佗位thau-tsia̍h-pōo--ah tī tó-uī減肥藥仔kiám-puî-io̍h-á我上愛你guá siōng ài lí是阮維持身材的大祕密sī gún î-tshî sin-tsâi ê tuā pì-bi̍t為著有更加濟的粉絲uī-tio̍h ū kìng-ka tsuē ê hún-si有夠貴ū-kàu kuì嘛愛開錢mā ài khai-tsînn愛會記ài ē-kì拜一一粒pài-it tsi̍t-lia̍p拜二兩粒pài-jī nn̄g-lia̍p拜三三粒pài-sann sann-lia̍p拜四四粒pài-sì sì-lia̍p拜五五粒pài-gōo gōo-lia̍p拜六六粒pài-la̍k la̍k-lia̍p禮拜七粒lé-pài tshit-lia̍p窒一粒that tsi̍t-lia̍p兩粒三粒nn̄g-lia̍p sann-lia̍p做糖仔來食tsuè thn̂g-á lâi tsia̍h配酒好食phuè tsiú hó-tsia̍h好食好食hó-tsia̍h hó-tsia̍h------------------------------------------→
哈哈哈哈各位觀眾朋友啊一工一粒予你身體敢若袂輸水果咧絞汁減肥毋免運動了氣力心肝頭閣袂齷齪經過美國FDA的認證我用我的人格體格骨格性格共你保證無效貼紅紙相送啦逐工看著IG全球美女規大堆明明知影攏咧修圖嘛是仝款認真阮為著欲得著閣較濟的愛心腰束奶膨也是阮對完美女性的定義逐工去運動忝甲規身軀汗㴙㴙滴枵甲咇咇掣猶是毋願食米改啉水物件毋敢亂食規工攏頭眩眩嘛牚腿偷食步啊佇佗位減肥藥仔我上愛你是阮維持身材的大祕密為著有更加濟的粉絲有夠貴嘛愛開錢愛會記拜一一粒拜二兩粒拜三三粒拜四四粒拜五五粒拜六六粒禮拜七粒窒一粒兩粒三粒做糖仔來食配酒好食好食好食
ha ha ha hakok-uī kuan-tsiòng pîng-iú--ahtsi̍t-kang tsi̍t-lia̍phōo lí sin-thékánn-ná bē-su tsuí-kó teh ká-tsiapkiám-puî m̄-bián ūn-tōng liáu khuì-la̍tsim-kuann-thâu koh bē ak-tsakking-kuè bí-kok FDA ê jīn-tsìngguá iōng guá ê jîn-keh thé-kehkut-keh sìng-kehkā lí pó-tsìngbô-hāu tah âng-tsuá sio-sàng--lahta̍k-kang khuànn-tio̍h IGtsuân-kiû bí-lú kui-tuā-tuibîng-bîng tsai-iánn lóng leh xiūtúmā sī kāng-khuán jīn-tsingún uī-tio̍h beh tit-tio̍hkoh-khah tsuē ê ài-simio sok ne phòngiā-sī gúntuì uân-bí lú-sìng ê tīng-gīta̍k-kang khì ūn-tōngthiám kah kui-sin-khu kuānntsha̍p-tsha̍p-tihiau kah pi̍h-pi̍h-tshuahiáu sī m̄-guān tsia̍h bíkái lim tsuími̍h-kiānn m̄-kánn luān tsia̍hkui-kang lóng thâu hîn-hînmā thìnn-thuíthau-tsia̍h-pōo--ah tī tó-uīkiám-puî-io̍h-águá siōng ài lísī gún î-tshî sin-tsâi ê tuā pì-bi̍tuī-tio̍h ū kìng-ka tsuē ê hún-siū-kàu kuìmā ài khai-tsînnài ē-kìpài-it tsi̍t-lia̍ppài-jī nn̄g-lia̍ppài-sann sann-lia̍ppài-sì sì-lia̍ppài-gōo gōo-lia̍ppài-la̍k la̍k-lia̍plé-pài tshit-lia̍pthat tsi̍t-lia̍pnn̄g-lia̍p sann-lia̍ptsuè thn̂g-á lâi tsia̍hphuè tsiú hó-tsia̍hhó-tsia̍h hó-tsia̍h