20250/《電視屁話冠軍》Tiān-sī Phuì-uē Kuan-kun蔡家蓁Tshuà Ka-tsin浩子(謝炘昊Siā Him-hō)------------------------------------------男)我的愛人guá ê ài-jîn昨昏放捒我tsa̋ng pàng-sak guá我的信用卡guá ê xìnyòngkǎ透早夆盜刷thàu-tsá hông dàoshuā拄才關門tú-tsiah kuainn-mn̂g手閣去挾著tshiú koh khì gia̍p--tio̍h這攏無要緊tse lóng bô-iàu-kín只要5432tsí-iàu gōo sì sann jī女)今仔日出門時陣kin-á-ji̍t tshut-mn̂g sî-tsūn佮阮阿母冤家kah gún a-bú uan-ke伊講我i kóng guá共厝內當做Motelkā tshù-lāi tòng-tsuè Motel伊毋知我i m̄-tsai guá共辛苦當做食補kā sin-khóo tòng-tsuè tsia̍h-póo這攏無要緊tse lóng bô-iàu-kín只要5432tsí-iàu gōo sì sann jī男)表演有好看無piáu-ián ū hó-khuànn--bô女)笑話有好笑無tshiò-uē ū hó-tshiò--bô男)聽阮講屁話thiann gún kóng phuì-uē心情敢有輕鬆sim-tsîng kám ū khin-sang女)哈~hah~合)希望來陪伴你hi-bāng lâi puê-phuānn lí男)希望予你安慰hi-bāng hōo lí an-uì合)因為我出世in-uī guá tshut-sì就是欲來予恁歡喜tiō-sī beh lâi hōo lín huann-hí合)Welcome to電視屁話欸~tiān-sī phuì-uē eh~lalalalala lalalala電視屁話欸~tiān-sī phuì-uē eh~電視屁話冠軍tiān-sī phuì-uē kuan-kun予恁Happyhōo lín Happy電視屁話欸~tiān-sī phuì-uē eh~lalalalala lalalala電視屁話欸~tiān-sī phuì-uē eh~電視屁話冠軍tiān-sī phuì-uē kuan-kun予恁Happyhōo lín Happy男)演一隻鳥仔ián tsi̍t-tsiah tsiáu-á我下性命飛去天頂guá hē-sìnn-miā pue khì thinn-tíng演一尾魚ián tsi̍t-bué hî欶一口氣suh tsi̍t-kháu khuì就藏入海裡tiō tshàng ji̍p hái--lí演一隻猴ián tsi̍t-tsiah kâu做一睏tsuè tsi̍t-khùn弓蕉食一枇kin-tsio tsia̍h tsi̍t-pî愛我演啥物ài guá ián siánn-mih只要5432tsí-iàu gōo sì sann jī女)唱一條無愛的歌tshiùnn tsi̍t-tiâu bô-ài ê kua但是觀眾愛聽tān-sī kuan-tsiòng ài thiann上電視無人插我tsiūnn tiān-sī bô-lâng tshap guá有夠寂寞ū-kàu tsi̍k-bo̍k人人攏愛看lâng-lâng lóng ài khuànn出門真痛苦tshut-mn̂g tsin thòng-khóo這攏無要緊tse lóng bô-iàu-kín只要5432tsí-iàu gōo sì sann jī------------------------------------------→
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guá ê ài-jîntsa̋ng pàng-sak guáguá ê xìnyòngkǎthàu-tsá hông dàoshuātú-tsiah kuainn-mn̂gtshiú koh khì gia̍p--tio̍htse lóng bô-iàu-kíntsí-iàu gōo sì sann jīkin-á-ji̍t tshut-mn̂g sî-tsūnkah gún a-bú uan-kei kóng guákā tshù-lāi tòng-tsuè Moteli m̄-tsai guákā sin-khóo tòng-tsuè tsia̍h-póotse lóng bô-iàu-kíntsí-iàu gōo sì sann jīpiáu-ián ū hó-khuànn--bôtshiò-uē ū hó-tshiò--bôthiann gún kóng phuì-uēsim-tsîng kám ū khin-sanghi-bāng lâi puê-phuānn líhi-bāng hōo lí an-uìin-uī guá tshut-sìtiō-sī beh lâi hōo lín huann-hítiān-sī phuì-uē ehtiān-sī phuì-uē ehtiān-sī phuì-uē kuan-kuntiān-sī phuì-uē ehtiān-sī phuì-uē ehtiān-sī phuì-uē kuan-kunián tsi̍t-tsiah tsiáu-águá hē-sìnn-miā pue khì thinn-tíngián tsi̍t-bué hîsuh tsi̍t-kháu khuìtiō tshàng ji̍p hái--líián tsi̍t-tsiah kâutsuè tsi̍t-khùnkin-tsio tsia̍h tsi̍t-pîài guá ián siánn-mihtsí-iàu gōo sì sann jītshiùnn tsi̍t-tiâu bô-ài ê kuatān-sī kuan-tsiòng ài thianntsiūnn tiān-sī bô-lâng tshap guáū-kàu tsi̍k-bo̍klâng-lâng lóng ài khuànntshut-mn̂g tsin thòng-khóotse lóng bô-iàu-kíntsí-iàu gōo sì sann jī