《無名紅歌星》Bô-miâ Âng-kua-tshenn朱約信 Tsu Iok-sìn (豬頭皮Ti-thâu-phuê)------------------------------------------我是一个guá sī tsi̍t-ê無人捌我的大歌星bô-lâng bat guá ê tuā kua-tshenn(大大大 大是阮爸仔講的啦)(tuā, tuā, tuā, tuā sī gún pâ--á kóng--ê-lah )定定感覺tiānn-tiānn kám-kak無依無倚bô-i-bô-uá真可憐tsin khó-liân(行佇街仔路, 曷無人叫我簽名啦)(kiânn tī ke-á-lōo, a̍h bô-lâng kiò guá tshiam-miâ--lah)若是按呢nā-sī án-ne我的一生guá ê it-sing敢閣繼續玲瑯踅kám koh kè-sio̍k lin-long se̍h覕佇咧房內bih tī-leh pâng-lāiSnoopy 𢯾咧Su-nú-pih mooh--leh哭規暝khàu kui-mê↓-----(口白)-----↓我閣有維尼熊guá koh ū Wéiníxióng閣有 Hello Kittykoh ū Ha-lóo-khí-thih↑-----(口白)-----↑別人的簽名會pa̍t-lâng ê tshiam-miâ-huē隨便凊凊彩彩suî-piān tshìn-tshìn-tshái-tshái就幾若萬个tiō kuí-nā bān ê我我我guá guá guá拜託同事pài-thok tông-sū我的小妹guá ê sió-muē假做我的歌迷ké-tsò guá ê kua-bê我咧真狼狽guá leh tsin liông-puē頭犁犁thâu lê-lê哪會按呢ná ē án-ne當初想講我咧做歌星tong-tshoo siūnn-kóng guá teh tsò kua-tshenn上無嘛夆看較有目地siōng-bô mā hông khuànn khah ū ba̍k-tē想袂到siūnn bē kàu彼个刣豬王的hit-ê Thâi-ti Ông--ê見若拄著我(喂唱歌的)kiàn-nā tú-tio̍h guá (uê! tshiùnn-kua--ê )想來就規腹火siūnn lâi tō kui-pak-hué想來就規腹火siūnn lâi tō kui-pak-hué我是大歌星guá sī tuā kua-tshenn你共恁爸lí kā lín-pē放較尊重咧pàng khah tsun-tiōng--leh↓-----(口白)-----↓每一間唱片行的頭家muí tsi̍t-king tshiùnn-phìnn-hâng ê thâu-ke攏共我斟酌聽予好勢lóng kā guá tsim-tsiok thiann hōo hó-sè我三不五時仔guá sam-put-gōo-sî-á會去恁遐行行踅踅咧ē khì lín hia kiânn-kiânn se̍h-se̍h--leh檢查看我的 CDkiám-tsa khuànn guá ê CD敢有佇暢銷排行榜內底kám ū tī chàngxiāo páihángbǎng lāi-té若是排傷低nā-sī pâi siunn kē著共排較懸咧tio̍h kā pâi khah kuân--leh若是賣甲賰一塊nā-sī bē kah tshun tsi̍t-tè著較緊共補貨tio̍h khah-kín kā póo-huè按呢咱就維持án-ne lán tō î-tshî健康良好的關係kiān-khong liông-hó ê kuan-hē另日我若紅了līng-ji̍t guá nā âng liáu傷超過siunn tshiau-kè恁欲叫我去簽名lín beh kiò guá khì tshiam-miâ裝痟的tsng-siáu--ê我毋才會當guá m̄-tsiah ē-tàng隨時奉陪suî-sî hōng-puê(誰理你啊)(shéi lǐ nǐ a)↑-----(口白)-----↑啊頭拄仔講的彼ah thâu-tú-á kóng--ê he(彼啥 喔大歌星的故事喔)(he siánn? ooh! tuā kua-tshenn ê kòo-sū--ooh)只有夢中才會實現tsí-ū bāng-tiong tsiah-ē si̍t-hiān(你較早睏較有眠啦)(lí khah-tsá khùn khah ū-bîn--lah)現實生活中hiān-si̍t sing-ua̍h tiong(攏嘛愛揣幾若間)(lóng-mā ài tshuē kuí-nā king)才看著一間咧賣tsiah khuànn-tio̍h tsi̍t-king teh bē(喔~袂䆀 閣有一間喔)(ooh~ bē-bái, koh ū tsi̍t-king--ooh)閣排佇咧壁角koh pâi tī-leh piah-kak紙箱仔閘咧tsuá-siunn-á tsa̍h--leh喔~了然ooh~ liáu-jiân喔喔喔~了然ooh~ooh~ooh~ liáu-jiân衛生紙提出來uē-sing-tsuá the̍h tshut-lâiCover 共拭拭咧khà-bah kā tshit-tshit--leh紅歌星âng kua-tshenn甕歌星àng kua-tshenn無命的齆歌星bô miā ê àng kua-tshenn啊恁會曉唱我的歌袂ah lín ē-hiáu tshiùnn guá ê kua--bē(嘿嘿!就是那個光 就是那個光)(heh heh! jiùshì nàge guāng, jiùsì nàge guāng)袂就袂bē tiō bē免歹勢bián pháinn-sè我會拍拚厚面皮guá ē phah-piànn kāu-bīn-phuê有一工ū-tsi̍t-kang我一定guá it-tīng會變成ē piàn-sîng大歌星tuā kua-tshenn紅甲腫起來的âng kah tsíng--khí-lâi ê超級大歌星tshiau-kip tuā kua-tshenn↓-----(口白)-----↓雖然景氣真正䆀sui-jiân kíng-khì tsin-tsiànn bái我的目屎guá ê ba̍k-sái猶原閃爍著iu-guân siám-sih tio̍h希望的光彩hi-bāng ê kong-tshái↑-----(口白)-----↑------------------------------------------→
我是一个無人捌我的大歌星(大大大 大是阮爸仔講的啦)定定感覺無依無倚真可憐(行佇街仔路, 曷無人叫我簽名啦)若是按呢我的一生敢閣繼續玲瑯踅覕佇咧房內哭規暝我閣有維尼熊別人的簽名會隨便凊凊彩彩就幾若萬个我我我拜託同事我的小妹假做我的歌迷我咧真狼狽頭犁犁哪會按呢當初想講我咧做歌星上無嘛夆看較有目地想袂到彼个刣豬王的見若拄著我(喂唱歌的)想來就規腹火想來就規腹火我是大歌星你共恁爸放較尊重咧每一間唱片行的頭家攏共我斟酌聽予好勢我三不五時仔會去恁遐行行踅踅咧檢查看我的 CD敢有佇暢銷排行榜內底若是排傷低著共排較懸咧若是賣甲賰一塊著較緊共補貨按呢咱就維持健康良好的關係另日我若紅了傷超過恁欲叫我去簽名裝痟的我毋才會當隨時奉陪(誰理你啊)啊頭拄仔講的彼(彼啥 喔大歌星的故事喔)只有夢中才會實現(你較早睏較有眠啦)現實生活中(攏嘛愛揣幾若間)才看著一間咧賣(喔~袂䆀 閣有一間喔)閣排佇咧壁角紙箱仔閘咧喔~了然喔喔喔~了然衛生紙提出來Cover 共拭拭咧紅歌星甕歌星無命的齆歌星啊恁會曉唱我的歌袂(嘿嘿!就是那個光 就是那個光)袂就袂免歹勢我會拍拚厚面皮有一工我一定會變成大歌星紅甲腫起來的超級大歌星雖然景氣真正䆀我的目屎猶原閃爍著希望的光彩
guá sī tsi̍t-êbô-lâng bat guá ê tuā kua-tshenntuā tuā tuā tuā sī gún pâ--á kóng--ê-lahtiānn-tiānn kám-kakbô-i-bô-uátsin khó-liânkiânn tī ke-á-lōo a̍h bô-lâng kiò guá tshiam-miâ--lahnā-sī án-neguá ê it-singkám koh kè-sio̍k lin-long se̍hbih tī-leh pâng-lāikhàu kui-mêguá koh ū Wéiníxióngpa̍t-lâng ê tshiam-miâ-huēsuî-piān tshìn-tshìn-tshái-tsháitiō kuí-nā bān êguá guá guápài-thok tông-sūguá ê sió-muēké-tsò guá ê kua-bêguá leh tsin liông-puēthâu lê-lêná ē án-netong-tshoo siūnn-kóng guá teh tsò kua-tshennsiōng-bô mā hông khuànn khah ū ba̍k-tēsiūnn bē kàuhit-ê Thâi-ti Ông--êkiàn-nā tú-tio̍h guá uê tshiùnn-kua--êsiūnn lâi tō kui-pak-huésiūnn lâi tō kui-pak-huéguá sī tuā kua-tshennlí kā lín-pēpàng khah tsun-tiōng--lehmuí tsi̍t-king tshiùnn-phìnn-hâng ê thâu-kelóng kā guá tsim-tsiok thiann hōo hó-sèguá sam-put-gōo-sî-áē khì lín hia kiânn-kiânn se̍h-se̍h--lehkiám-tsa khuànn guá ê CDkám ū tī chàngxiāo páihángbǎng lāi-ténā-sī pâi siunn kētio̍h kā pâi khah kuân--lehnā-sī bē kah tshun tsi̍t-tètio̍h khah-kín kā póo-huèán-ne lán tō î-tshîkiān-khong liông-hó ê kuan-hēlīng-ji̍t guá nā âng liáusiunn tshiau-kèlín beh kiò guá khì tshiam-miâtsng-siáu--êguá m̄-tsiah ē-tàngsuî-sî hōng-puêshéi lǐ nǐ aah thâu-tú-á kóng--ê hehe siánn ooh tuā kua-tshenn ê kòo-sū--oohtsí-ū bāng-tiong tsiah-ē si̍t-hiānlí khah-tsá khùn khah ū-bîn--lahhiān-si̍t sing-ua̍h tionglóng-mā ài tshuē kuí-nā kingtsiah khuànn-tio̍h tsi̍t-king teh bēooh bē-bái koh ū tsi̍t-king--oohkoh pâi tī-leh piah-kaktsuá-siunn-á tsa̍h--lehooh liáu-jiânoohoohooh liáu-jiânuē-sing-tsuá the̍h tshut-lâikhà-bah kā tshit-tshit--lehâng kua-tshennàng kua-tshennbô miā ê àng kua-tshennah lín ē-hiáu tshiùnn guá ê kua--bēheh heh jiùshì nàge guāng jiùsì nàge guāngbē tiō bēbián pháinn-sèguá ē phah-piànn kāu-bīn-phuêū-tsi̍t-kangguá it-tīngē piàn-sîngtuā kua-tshennâng kah tsíng--khí-lâi êtshiau-kip tuā kua-tshennsui-jiân kíng-khì tsin-tsiànn báiguá ê ba̍k-sáiiu-guân siám-sih tio̍hhi-bāng ê kong-tshái