18627/《賊星註敗》Tsha̍t-tshenn Tsù Pāi鄭進一Tēnn Tsìn-it許效舜Khóo Hāu-sùn------------------------------------------↓↓(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↓↓許)欸!歐吉桑eh! oo-jí-sáng鄭)唅?叫我hannh? kiò guá?許)我注意你誠久矣喔guá tsù-ì lí tsiânn kú--ah-ooh鄭)按怎án-nuá?許)你咧鬼鬼祟祟lí leh kuí-kuí-suī-suī你勍仔乎lí khiang-á--honnh?鄭)欸欸欸~講話足歹聽eh eh eh~ kóng-uē tsiok pháinn-thiann啥物勍仔sánn-mih khiang-á我是賊仔guá sī tsha̍t-á許)噓~較細聲咧啦sih~ khah sè-siann--leh-lah鄭)按怎啦án-tsuánn--lah?許)我嘛是啦guá mā sī--lah你看這車lí khuànn tsit tshia鄭)哎喲!生理遮好喔aih-ioh! sing-lí tsiah hó--ooh許)第三逝tē-sann tsuā巷仔底彼間透天厝hāng-á-té hit king thàu-thinn-tshù予我搬一个hōo guá puann tsi̍t-ê我看準備做乞食guá khuànn tsún-pī tsò khit-tsia̍h鄭)哎喲!aih-ioh!許)歹勢pháinn-sè我咧趕場guá leh kuánn-tiûnn鄭)恭喜恭喜喔kiong-hí kiong-hí--ooh巷仔底彼間透天厝eh~ hāng-á-té hit king thàu-thinn-tshù欸!嗯!彼都阮兜啊eh! ngh! he to guán tau--ah!賊仔喔~tsha̍t-á--ooh守望相助啊~shǒuwàngxiāngzhù--ah↑↑(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↑↑遮暗tsiah àm啊是按怎ah sī-án-tsuánn攏無人想欲睏lóng bô-lâng siūnn-beh khùn↓---(口白)---↓想欲做賊仔呢啊？siūnn-beh tsò tsha̍t-á--nih-ah?↑---(口白)---↑店面大樓徛家tiàm-bīn tuā-lâu khiā-ke電火點遐光tiān-hué tiám hiah kng↓---(口白)---↓電火是免錢呢啊tiān-hué sī bián-tsînn--nih-ah↑---(口白)---↑無體諒咱做賊仔bô thé-liōng lán tsuè-tsha̍t-á時間歹按算sî-kan pháinn àn-sǹg↓---(口白)---↓半點仔人性都無puànn-tiám-á jîn-sìng to bô↑---(口白)---↑明明是欲bîng-bîng sī beh絕咱這途技術飯tsua̍t lán tsit tôo ki-su̍t pn̄g↓---(口白)---↓這敢是一般人tse kám-sī it-puann-lâng聽好做的諾thìng-hó tsò--ê, hiooh愛有天份的呢ài ū thian-hūn--ê neh↑---(口白)---↑我手機仔那敲guá tshiú-ki-á ná khà看佗一箍衰仔khuànn tó tsi̍t-khoo sue-á若無佇厝裡ā bô tī tshù--lí↓---(口白)---↓到遐衰ká sue嘛有一半間仔mā ū tsi̍t-puànn-king-á無佇厝的bô tī tshù--ê↑---(口白)---↑啊我就發財仔開咧ah guá tiō huat-tsâi-á khui--leh嘿嘿嘿heh heh heh啊趕緊來去扛ah kuánn-kín lâi-khì kng↓---(口白)---↓物件小照咧mi̍h-kiānn sió tsiàu--eh假的誠濟喔ké--ê tsiânn tsuē--ooh~↑---(口白)---↑怨嘆uàn-thàn現代人愈來愈無水準hiān-tāi-lâng jú-lâi jú bô-tsuí-tsún↓---(口白)---↓到今你才知kah-tann lí tsiah tsai↑---(口白)---↑接著電話tsiap-tio̍h tiān-uē我猶未出聲guá iá-bē tshut-siann伊就𧮙姦搦撟歹擤擤i tō tshoh-kàn-la̍k-kiāu pháinn tshǹg-tshǹg↓---(合唱)---↓雖然阮做賊sui-jiân gún tsò-tsha̍t咱嘛愛站節lán mā ài tsām-tsat毋管恁兜有錢無錢m̄-kuán lín tau ū-tsînn bô-tsînn通通一律𣁳𣁳𣁳thong-thong it-lu̍t khat khat khat↑---(合唱)---↑下暗e-àm是冬天冬節sī tang-thinn tang-tseh冬風冷繏繏tang-hong líng sǹg-sǹg↓---(口白)---↓乎!這天遮寒honnh! tse thinn tsiah kuânn干焦欲放尿ka-na beh pàng-jiō煞揣無啦suah tshuē-bô--lah↑---(口白)---↑我拄好𬦰到四樓guá tú-hó peh kah sì-lâu吊佇鐵窗tiàu tī thih-thang寒甲爍爍顫kuânn kah sih-sih-tsùn↓---(口白)---↓嗯~ 啊我六樓ngh~ guá la̍k-lâu毋煞慄慄掣m̄-suah la̍k-la̍k-tshuah↑---(口白)---↑忽然我看著hut-jiân guá khuànn-tio̍h一對翁仔某tsi̍t-tuì ang-á-bóo當咧炒米粉tng-teh tshá-bí-hún↓---(口白)---↓有濫灌腸ū lām kuàn-tshiâng著毋著tio̍h m̄-tio̍h?↑---(口白)---↑𪜶某是哀爸叫母in bóo sī ai-pē-kiò-bú袂輸去予一連兵仔輪bē-su khì hōo tsi̍t-liân ping-á lûn↓---(口白)---↓唉!可憐啊haih! khó-liân--ah看愛等偌久khuànn ài tán guā kú才輪會著啦tsiah lûn ē-tio̍h--lah↑---(口白)---↑我愈看guá jú khuànn身軀煞一直交懍恂sin-khu suah it-ti̍t ka-lún-sún↓---(口白)---↓啊 你欲轉大人矣啦ah! lí berh tńg tuā-lâng--ah-lah↑---(口白)---↑我吊佇窗外guá tiàu tī thang-guā連喙瀾liân tshuì-nuā煞毋知通好吞suah m̄-tsai thang-hó thun↓---(口白)---↓流了矣lâu liáu--ah閣有通吞koh ū thang thun↑---(口白)---↑欸~忽然我看著eh~ hut-jiân guá khuànn-tio̍h一陣賊頭tsi̍t-tīn tsha̍t-thâu對遮過來巡tuì tsia kuè-lâi sûn↓---(口白)---↓夭壽!戴帽仔的iáu-siū! tì-bō-á--ê啊慘啊慘啊ah tshám-ah! tshám--ah!↑---(口白)---↑害我驚一个hāi guá kiann tsi̍t-ê疶尿四界噴tshuah-jiō sì-kè phùn↓---(口白)---↓哎喲 你嘛較有衛生咧aih-ioh! lí mā khah ū uē-sing--leh癩𰣻人啊thái-ko-lâng--ah↑---(口白)---↑↓---(合唱)---↓雖然阮做賊sui-jiân gún tsuè-tsha̍t咱嘛愛站節lán mā ài tsām-tsat毋管恁兜有錢無錢m̄-kuán lín tau ū-tsînn bô-tsînn通通一律𣁳𣁳𣁳thong-thong it-lu̍t khat, khat, khat雖然阮做賊sui-jiân gún tsuè-tsha̍t咱嘛愛站節lán mā ài tsām-tsat毋管恁兜有錢無錢m̄-kuán lín tau ū-tsînn bô-tsînn通通一律𣁳𣁳𣁳thong-thong it-lu̍t khat, khat, khat雖然阮做賊sui-jiân gún tsuè-tsha̍t咱嘛愛站節lán mā ài tsām-tsat毋管恁兜有錢無錢m̄-kuán lín tau ū-tsînn bô-tsînn通通一律𣁳𣁳𣁳thong-thong it-lu̍t khat, khat, khat↑---(合唱)---↑↓↓(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↓↓鄭)少年的siàu-liân--ê許)你咧叫我嗎lí teh kiò guá--mah鄭)我共你講guá kā lí kóng我注意你誠久矣guá tsù-ì lí tsiânn kú--ah你一个人踮遐鬼鬼祟祟lí tsi̍t-ê-lâng tàm hia kuí-kuí-suī-suī你...lí...嗯~你面熟ngh~ lí bīn-sik...欸~你敢毋是eh~ lí kám m̄-sī昨昏彼个勍仔tsa-hng hit ê khiang-á?許)啊你毋是ah lí m̄-sī昨昏彼个賊仔tsa-hng hit ê tsha̍t-á?鄭)喔~掠著矣乎~ooh~ lia̍h--tio̍h-ah, honnh~許)莫受氣mài siūnn-khì莫受氣mài siūnn-khì逐家平平賊仔ta̍k-ke pînn-pînn tsha̍t-á勍來啊勍去khiang lâi--ah khiang khì鄭)啊!有影都著ah! ū-iánn to tio̍h許)下暗我報你一間好空的ē-àm guá pò lí tsi̍t-king hó-khang--ê補償一下póo-siông--tsi̍t-ē鄭)嗯~看你的誠意啦ngh~ khuànn lí ê sîng-ì--lah佗位啦tó-uī--lah?許)頭前彼條巷仔thâu-tsîng hit tiâu hāng-á巷仔底hāng-á-té正手爿上尾間tsiànn-tshiú-pîng siōng-bé king彼間透天的啦hit king thàu-thinn--ê lah鄭)透天的thàu-thinn--ê啊毋煞誠好額ah m̄ suah tsiânn hó-gia̍h哈哈ha-ha!鄭)我共你講guá kā lí kóng好佳哉你有這个誠意hó-ka-tsài, lí ū tsit ê sîng-ì抑無ia̍h-bô...我共你講guá kā lí kóng我上氣guá siōng khì就是氣彼賊仔tō-sī khì he tsha̍t-á許)莫按呢啦mài án-ne--lah鄭)誠無意思tsiânn bô ì-sù偷提物件thau-the̍h mi̍h-kiānn誠無意思tsiânn bô-ì-sù許)咱家己同行的哩lán ka-kī tông-hâng--ê lih鄭)嘿啦嘿啦hennh-lah hennh-lah許)啊你慢慢仔用ah lí bān-bān-á iōng我來去趕場guá lâi-hì kuánn-tiûnn鄭)感謝你kám-siā lí感謝你kám-siā lí許)我先走guá sing tsáu鄭)多謝多謝to-siā to-siā有閒才過來啦ū-îng tsiah kuè--lâi lah慢慢仔駛唅bān-bān-á sái--hannh擺擺pái-paih巷仔底彼个ih~ hāng-á-té hit ê...嗯!欸!啊彼都阮兜啊ngh! eh! ah he to gun tau--ah喂!喂!ueh! ueh!？賊喔!? tsha̍t--ooh!守望相助啊shǒuwàngxiāngzhù--ah↑↑(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↑↑------------------------------------------→
欸!歐吉桑唅?叫我我注意你誠久矣喔按怎你咧鬼鬼祟祟你勍仔乎欸欸欸~講話足歹聽啥物勍仔我是賊仔噓~較細聲咧啦按怎啦我嘛是啦你看這車哎喲!生理遮好喔第三逝巷仔底彼間透天厝予我搬一个我看準備做乞食哎喲!歹勢我咧趕場恭喜恭喜喔巷仔底彼間透天厝欸!嗯!彼都阮兜啊賊仔喔~守望相助啊~遮暗啊是按怎攏無人想欲睏想欲做賊仔呢啊？店面大樓徛家電火點遐光電火是免錢呢啊無體諒咱做賊仔時間歹按算半點仔人性都無明明是欲絕咱這途技術飯這敢是一般人聽好做的諾愛有天份的呢我手機仔那敲看佗一箍衰仔若無佇厝裡到遐衰嘛有一半間仔無佇厝的啊我就發財仔開咧嘿嘿嘿啊趕緊來去扛物件小照咧假的誠濟喔怨嘆現代人愈來愈無水準到今你才知接著電話我猶未出聲伊就𧮙姦搦撟歹擤擤雖然阮做賊咱嘛愛站節毋管恁兜有錢無錢通通一律𣁳𣁳𣁳下暗是冬天冬節冬風冷繏繏乎!這天遮寒干焦欲放尿煞揣無啦我拄好𬦰到四樓吊佇鐵窗寒甲爍爍顫嗯~ 啊我六樓毋煞慄慄掣忽然我看著一對翁仔某當咧炒米粉有濫灌腸著毋著𪜶某是哀爸叫母袂輸去予一連兵仔輪唉!可憐啊看愛等偌久才輪會著啦我愈看身軀煞一直交懍恂啊 你欲轉大人矣啦我吊佇窗外連喙瀾煞毋知通好吞流了矣閣有通吞欸~忽然我看著一陣賊頭對遮過來巡夭壽!戴帽仔的啊慘啊慘啊害我驚一个疶尿四界噴哎喲 你嘛較有衛生咧癩𰣻人啊雖然阮做賊咱嘛愛站節毋管恁兜有錢無錢通通一律𣁳𣁳𣁳雖然阮做賊咱嘛愛站節毋管恁兜有錢無錢通通一律𣁳𣁳𣁳雖然阮做賊咱嘛愛站節毋管恁兜有錢無錢通通一律𣁳𣁳𣁳少年的你咧叫我嗎我共你講我注意你誠久矣你一个人踮遐鬼鬼祟祟嗯~你面熟欸~你敢毋是昨昏彼个勍仔啊你毋是昨昏彼个賊仔喔~掠著矣乎~莫受氣莫受氣逐家平平賊仔勍來啊勍去啊!有影都著下暗我報你一間好空的補償一下嗯~看你的誠意啦佗位啦頭前彼條巷仔巷仔底正手爿上尾間彼間透天的啦透天的啊毋煞誠好額哈哈我共你講好佳哉你有這个誠意抑無我共你講我上氣就是氣彼賊仔莫按呢啦誠無意思偷提物件誠無意思咱家己同行的哩嘿啦嘿啦啊你慢慢仔用我來去趕場感謝你感謝你我先走多謝多謝有閒才過來啦慢慢仔駛唅擺擺巷仔底彼个嗯!欸!啊彼都阮兜啊喂!喂!？賊喔!守望相助啊
eh oo-jí-sánghannh kiò guáguá tsù-ì lí tsiânn kú--ah-oohán-nuálí leh kuí-kuí-suī-suīlí khiang-á--honnheh eh eh kóng-uē tsiok pháinn-thiannsánn-mih khiang-águá sī tsha̍t-ásih khah sè-siann--leh-lahán-tsuánn--lahguá mā sī--lahlí khuànn tsit tshiaaih-ioh sing-lí tsiah hó--oohtē-sann tsuāhāng-á-té hit king thàu-thinn-tshùhōo guá puann tsi̍t-êguá khuànn tsún-pī tsò khit-tsia̍haih-iohpháinn-sèguá leh kuánn-tiûnnkiong-hí kiong-hí--ooheh hāng-á-té hit king thàu-thinn-tshùeh ngh he to guán tau--ahtsha̍t-á--oohshǒuwàngxiāngzhù--ahtsiah àmah sī-án-tsuánnlóng bô-lâng siūnn-beh khùnsiūnn-beh tsò tsha̍t-á--nih-ahtiàm-bīn tuā-lâu khiā-ketiān-hué tiám hiah kngtiān-hué sī bián-tsînn--nih-ahbô thé-liōng lán tsuè-tsha̍t-ásî-kan pháinn àn-sǹgpuànn-tiám-á jîn-sìng to bôbîng-bîng sī behtsua̍t lán tsit tôo ki-su̍t pn̄gtse kám-sī it-puann-lângthìng-hó tsò--ê hioohài ū thian-hūn--ê nehguá tshiú-ki-á ná khàkhuànn tó tsi̍t-khoo sue-áā bô tī tshù--líká suemā ū tsi̍t-puànn-king-ábô tī tshù--êah guá tiō huat-tsâi-á khui--lehheh heh hehah kuánn-kín lâi-khì kngmi̍h-kiānn sió tsiàu--ehké--ê tsiânn tsuē--oohuàn-thànhiān-tāi-lâng jú-lâi jú bô-tsuí-tsúnkah-tann lí tsiah tsaitsiap-tio̍h tiān-uēguá iá-bē tshut-sianni tō tshoh-kàn-la̍k-kiāu pháinn tshǹg-tshǹgsui-jiân gún tsò-tsha̍tlán mā ài tsām-tsatm̄-kuán lín tau ū-tsînn bô-tsînnthong-thong it-lu̍t khat khat khate-àmsī tang-thinn tang-tsehtang-hong líng sǹg-sǹghonnh tse thinn tsiah kuânnka-na beh pàng-jiōsuah tshuē-bô--lahguá tú-hó peh kah sì-lâutiàu tī thih-thangkuânn kah sih-sih-tsùnngh guá la̍k-lâum̄-suah la̍k-la̍k-tshuahhut-jiân guá khuànn-tio̍htsi̍t-tuì ang-á-bóotng-teh tshá-bí-húnū lām kuàn-tshiângtio̍h m̄-tio̍hin bóo sī ai-pē-kiò-búbē-su khì hōo tsi̍t-liân ping-á lûnhaih khó-liân--ahkhuànn ài tán guā kútsiah lûn ē-tio̍h--lahguá jú khuànnsin-khu suah it-ti̍t ka-lún-súnah lí berh tńg tuā-lâng--ah-lahguá tiàu tī thang-guāliân tshuì-nuāsuah m̄-tsai thang-hó thunlâu liáu--ahkoh ū thang thuneh hut-jiân guá khuànn-tio̍htsi̍t-tīn tsha̍t-thâutuì tsia kuè-lâi sûniáu-siū tì-bō-á--êah tshám-ah tshám--ahhāi guá kiann tsi̍t-êtshuah-jiō sì-kè phùnaih-ioh lí mā khah ū uē-sing--lehthái-ko-lâng--ahsui-jiân gún tsuè-tsha̍tlán mā ài tsām-tsatm̄-kuán lín tau ū-tsînn bô-tsînnthong-thong it-lu̍t khat khat khatsui-jiân gún tsuè-tsha̍tlán mā ài tsām-tsatm̄-kuán lín tau ū-tsînn bô-tsînnthong-thong it-lu̍t khat khat khatsui-jiân gún tsuè-tsha̍tlán mā ài tsām-tsatm̄-kuán lín tau ū-tsînn bô-tsînnthong-thong it-lu̍t khat khat khatsiàu-liân--êlí teh kiò guá--mahguá kā lí kóngguá tsù-ì lí tsiânn kú--ahlí tsi̍t-ê-lâng tàm hia kuí-kuí-suī-suīngh lí bīn-sikeh lí kám m̄-sītsa-hng hit ê khiang-áah lí m̄-sītsa-hng hit ê tsha̍t-áooh lia̍h--tio̍h-ah honnhmài siūnn-khìmài siūnn-khìta̍k-ke pînn-pînn tsha̍t-ákhiang lâi--ah khiang khìah ū-iánn to tio̍hē-àm guá pò lí tsi̍t-king hó-khang--êpóo-siông--tsi̍t-ēngh khuànn lí ê sîng-ì--lahtó-uī--lahthâu-tsîng hit tiâu hāng-áhāng-á-tétsiànn-tshiú-pîng siōng-bé kinghit king thàu-thinn--ê lahthàu-thinn--êah m̄ suah tsiânn hó-gia̍hha-haguá kā lí kónghó-ka-tsài lí ū tsit ê sîng-ìia̍h-bôguá kā lí kóngguá siōng khìtō-sī khì he tsha̍t-ámài án-ne--lahtsiânn bô ì-sùthau-the̍h mi̍h-kiānntsiânn bô-ì-sùlán ka-kī tông-hâng--ê lihhennh-lah hennh-lahah lí bān-bān-á iōngguá lâi-hì kuánn-tiûnnkám-siā líkám-siā líguá sing tsáuto-siā to-siāū-îng tsiah kuè--lâi lahbān-bān-á sái--hannhpái-paihih hāng-á-té hit êngh eh ah he to gun tau--ahueh! ueh!tsha̍t--oohshǒuwàngxiāngzhù--ah