18621/《西施》Se-si鄭進一Tēnn Tsìn-it------------------------------------------我有一个姼仔guá ū tsi̍t-ê tshit-á叫做BGkiò-tsuè BG伊擴頭缺喙i khok-thâu khih-tshuì又閣蒜頭鼻iū-koh suàn-thâu-phīnn長長的頭毛tn̂g-tn̂g ê thâu-mn̂g可惜算算khó-sioh sǹg-sǹg無幾枝賰bô kuí ki tshun有時陣風若吹來ū-sî-tsūn hong nā tshue--lâi親像吹著蜘蛛絲tshin-tshiūnn tshue tio̍h ti-tu-si𪜶爸爸咧開當店錢莊in pá-pah teh khui tǹg-tiàm tsînn-tsng放重利pàng tāng-lī閣挨筊賣毒走私koh e-kiáu bē-to̍k tsáu-su做烏龜tsò oo-kui𪜶媽媽生媠in má-mah senn suí可惜跤骨大細支khó-sioh kha-kut tuā-sè ki聽人講thiann lâng kóng十三歲tsa̍p-sann huè就予𪜶阿叔tiō hōo in a-tsik咧包飼teh pau-tshī情人眼中出西施tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si䆀女較袂佮人相爭bái-lú khah bē kah lâng sio-tsinn橫直我huînn-ti̍t guá嘛毋是啥物東西mā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxī逐家攏無相偏ta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinn情人眼中出西施tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si媠的顛倒較無遐青suí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinn橫直我嘛已經虛虛虛huînn-ti̍t guá mā í-king hi̋-hi-hi青綴虛tshinn tuè hi看啥人較食虧khuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui我有一隻馬仔guá ū tsi̍t-tsiah bé-á叫做WCkiò-tsuè WC躡跤尾nih kha-bué攏總一百四十二lóng-tsóng tsi̍t-pah sì-tsa̍p-jī肥肥的體格puî-puî ê thé-keh哪會胸坎若樓梯ná-ē hing-khám ná lâu-thui若倒咧時陣nā tó--leh sî-tsūn會當停著兩隻噴射機ē-tàng thîng tio̍h nn̄g-tsiah phùn-siā-ki𪜶哥哥細漢in kó-koh sè-hàn學人𨑨迌做兄弟o̍h lâng tshit-thô tsuè hiann-tī出道就予人tshut-tō tō hōo-lâng刣一下變白痴thâi tsi̍t-ē piàn pe̍h-tshi𪜶小弟咧做律師in sió-tī teh tsò lu̍t-su替人拍官司thè lâng phah-kuann-si聽人講這陣thiann lâng kóng tsit-tsūn佇咧內籬仔tī-leh lāi-lî-á予咱政府飼hōo lán tsìng-hú tshī情人眼中出西施tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si䆀女較袂佮人相爭bái-lú khah bē kah lâng sio-tsinn橫直我huînn-ti̍t guá嘛毋是啥物東西mā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxī逐家攏無相偏ta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinn情人眼中出西施tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si媠的顛倒較無遐青suí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinn橫直我huînn-ti̍t guá嘛已經虛虛虛mā í-king hi̋-hi-hi青綴虛tshinn tuè hi看啥人較食虧khuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui我有一个愛人guá ū tsi̍t-ê ài-jîn叫做ETkiò-tsuè ET伊䆀甲i bái kah出世爸母就毋敢飼tshut-sì pē-bú tō m̄-kánn tshī紅紅的喙脣âng-âng ê tshuì-tûn可惜內面大細齒khó-sioh lāi-bīn tuā-sè khí若雄雄笑的時陣nā hiông-hiông tshiò ê sî-tsūn你會掠準看著鬼lí ē lia̍h-tsún khuànn-tio̍h kuí𪜶姊姊咧做護士in tsé-tseh teh tsò hōo-sū蹛佇痟病院tuà tī siáu-pēnn-īnn𪜶姊夫咧做醫生in tsí-hu teh tsò i-sing醫家己i ka-kī𪜶小妹真正古錐in sió-bē tsin-tsiànn kóo-tsui可惜嬈記記khó-sioh hiâu kì-kì聽人講干焦提囡仔thiann lâng kóng kan-na the̍h-gín-á會當開一間孤兒院ē-tàng khui tsi̍t-king koo-jî-īnn情人眼中出西施tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si䆀女較袂佮人相爭bái-lú khah buē kah lâng sio-tsinn橫直我huînn-ti̍t guá嘛毋是啥物東西mā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxī逐家攏無相偏ta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinn情人眼中出西施tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si媠的顛倒較無遐青suí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinn橫直我嘛已經虛虛虛huînn-ti̍t guá mā í-king hi̋-hi-hi青綴虛tshinn tuè hi看啥人較食虧khuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui------------------------------------------→
我有一个姼仔叫做BG伊擴頭缺喙又閣蒜頭鼻長長的頭毛可惜算算無幾枝賰有時陣風若吹來親像吹著蜘蛛絲𪜶爸爸咧開當店錢莊放重利閣挨筊賣毒走私做烏龜𪜶媽媽生媠可惜跤骨大細支聽人講十三歲就予𪜶阿叔咧包飼情人眼中出西施䆀女較袂佮人相爭橫直我嘛毋是啥物東西逐家攏無相偏情人眼中出西施媠的顛倒較無遐青橫直我嘛已經虛虛虛青綴虛看啥人較食虧我有一隻馬仔叫做WC躡跤尾攏總一百四十二肥肥的體格哪會胸坎若樓梯若倒咧時陣會當停著兩隻噴射機𪜶哥哥細漢學人𨑨迌做兄弟出道就予人刣一下變白痴𪜶小弟咧做律師替人拍官司聽人講這陣佇咧內籬仔予咱政府飼情人眼中出西施䆀女較袂佮人相爭橫直我嘛毋是啥物東西逐家攏無相偏情人眼中出西施媠的顛倒較無遐青橫直我嘛已經虛虛虛青綴虛看啥人較食虧我有一个愛人叫做ET伊䆀甲出世爸母就毋敢飼紅紅的喙脣可惜內面大細齒若雄雄笑的時陣你會掠準看著鬼𪜶姊姊咧做護士蹛佇痟病院𪜶姊夫咧做醫生醫家己𪜶小妹真正古錐可惜嬈記記聽人講干焦提囡仔會當開一間孤兒院情人眼中出西施䆀女較袂佮人相爭橫直我嘛毋是啥物東西逐家攏無相偏情人眼中出西施媠的顛倒較無遐青橫直我嘛已經虛虛虛青綴虛看啥人較食虧
guá ū tsi̍t-ê tshit-ákiò-tsuè BGi khok-thâu khih-tshuìiū-koh suàn-thâu-phīnntn̂g-tn̂g ê thâu-mn̂gkhó-sioh sǹg-sǹgbô kuí ki tshunū-sî-tsūn hong nā tshue--lâitshin-tshiūnn tshue tio̍h ti-tu-siin pá-pah teh khui tǹg-tiàm tsînn-tsngpàng tāng-līkoh e-kiáu bē-to̍k tsáu-sutsò oo-kuiin má-mah senn suíkhó-sioh kha-kut tuā-sè kithiann lâng kóngtsa̍p-sann huètiō hōo in a-tsikteh pau-tshītsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-sibái-lú khah bē kah lâng sio-tsinnhuînn-ti̍t guámā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxīta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinntsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-sisuí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinnhuînn-ti̍t guá mā í-king hi̋-hi-hitshinn tuè hikhuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khuiguá ū tsi̍t-tsiah bé-ákiò-tsuè WCnih kha-buélóng-tsóng tsi̍t-pah sì-tsa̍p-jīpuî-puî ê thé-kehná-ē hing-khám ná lâu-thuinā tó--leh sî-tsūnē-tàng thîng tio̍h nn̄g-tsiah phùn-siā-kiin kó-koh sè-hàno̍h lâng tshit-thô tsuè hiann-tītshut-tō tō hōo-lângthâi tsi̍t-ē piàn pe̍h-tshiin sió-tī teh tsò lu̍t-suthè lâng phah-kuann-sithiann lâng kóng tsit-tsūntī-leh lāi-lî-áhōo lán tsìng-hú tshītsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-sibái-lú khah bē kah lâng sio-tsinnhuînn-ti̍t guámā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxīta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinntsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-sisuí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinnhuînn-ti̍t guámā í-king hi̋-hi-hitshinn tuè hikhuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khuiguá ū tsi̍t-ê ài-jînkiò-tsuè ETi bái kahtshut-sì pē-bú tō m̄-kánn tshīâng-âng ê tshuì-tûnkhó-sioh lāi-bīn tuā-sè khínā hiông-hiông tshiò ê sî-tsūnlí ē lia̍h-tsún khuànn-tio̍h kuíin tsé-tseh teh tsò hōo-sūtuà tī siáu-pēnn-īnnin tsí-hu teh tsò i-singi ka-kīin sió-bē tsin-tsiànn kóo-tsuikhó-sioh hiâu kì-kìthiann lâng kóng kan-na the̍h-gín-áē-tàng khui tsi̍t-king koo-jî-īnntsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-sibái-lú khah buē kah lâng sio-tsinnhuînn-ti̍t guámā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxīta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinntsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-sisuí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinnhuînn-ti̍t guá mā í-king hi̋-hi-hitshinn tuè hikhuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui