18621/《西施》Se-si 鄭進一Tēnn Tsìn-it ------------------------------------------ 我有一个姼仔 guá ū tsi̍t-ê tshit-á 叫做BG kiò-tsuè BG 伊擴頭缺喙 i khok-thâu khih-tshuì 又閣蒜頭鼻 iū-koh suàn-thâu-phīnn 長長的頭毛 tn̂g-tn̂g ê thâu-mn̂g 可惜算算 khó-sioh sǹg-sǹg 無幾枝賰 bô kuí ki tshun 有時陣風若吹來 ū-sî-tsūn hong nā tshue--lâi 親像吹著蜘蛛絲 tshin-tshiūnn tshue tio̍h ti-tu-si 怹爸爸咧開當店錢莊 in pá-pah teh khui tǹg-tiàm tsînn-tsng 放重利 pàng tāng-lī 閣挨筊賣毒走私 koh e-kiáu bē-to̍k tsáu-su 做烏龜 tsò oo-kui 怹媽媽生媠 in má-mah senn suí 可惜跤骨大細支 khó-sioh kha-kut tuā-sè ki 聽人講 thiann lâng kóng 十三歲 tsa̍p-sann huè 就予怹阿叔 tiō hōo in a-tsik 咧包飼 teh pau-tshī 情人眼中出西施 tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si 䆀女較袂佮人相爭 bái-lú khah bē kah lâng sio-tsinn 橫直我 huînn-ti̍t guá 嘛毋是啥物東西 mā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxī 逐家攏無相偏 ta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinn 情人眼中出西施 tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si 媠的顛倒較無遐青 suí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinn 橫直我嘛已經虛虛虛 huînn-ti̍t guá mā í-king hi̋-hi-hi 青綴虛 tshinn tuè hi 看啥人較食虧 khuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui 我有一隻馬仔 guá ū tsi̍t-tsiah bé-á 叫做WC kiò-tsuè WC 躡跤尾 nih kha-bué 攏總一百四十二 lóng-tsóng tsi̍t-pah sì-tsa̍p-jī 肥肥的體格 puî-puî ê thé-keh 哪會胸坎若樓梯 ná-ē hing-khám ná lâu-thui 若倒咧時陣 nā tó--leh sî-tsūn 會當停著兩隻噴射機 ē-tàng thîng tio̍h nn̄g-tsiah phùn-siā-ki 怹哥哥細漢 in kó-koh sè-hàn 學人𨑨迌做兄弟 o̍h lâng tshit-thô tsuè hiann-tī 出道就予人 tshut-tō tō hōo-lâng 刣一下變白痴 thâi tsi̍t-ē piàn pe̍h-tshi 怹小弟咧做律師 in sió-tī teh tsò lu̍t-su 替人拍官司 thè lâng phah-kuann-si 聽人講這陣 thiann lâng kóng tsit-tsūn 佇咧內籬仔 tī-leh lāi-lî-á 予咱政府飼 hōo lán tsìng-hú tshī 情人眼中出西施 tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si 䆀女較袂佮人相爭 bái-lú khah bē kah lâng sio-tsinn 橫直我 huînn-ti̍t guá 嘛毋是啥物東西 mā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxī 逐家攏無相偏 ta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinn 情人眼中出西施 tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si 媠的顛倒較無遐青 suí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinn 橫直我 huînn-ti̍t guá 嘛已經虛虛虛 mā í-king hi̋-hi-hi 青綴虛 tshinn tuè hi 看啥人較食虧 khuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui 我有一个愛人 guá ū tsi̍t-ê ài-jîn 叫做ET kiò-tsuè ET 伊䆀甲 i bái kah 出世爸母就毋敢飼 tshut-sì pē-bú tō m̄-kánn tshī 紅紅的喙脣 âng-âng ê tshuì-tûn 可惜內面大細齒 khó-sioh lāi-bīn tuā-sè khí 若雄雄笑的時陣 nā hiông-hiông tshiò ê sî-tsūn 你會掠準看著鬼 lí ē lia̍h-tsún khuànn-tio̍h kuí 怹姊姊咧做護士 in tsé-tseh teh tsò hōo-sū 蹛佇痟病院 tuà tī siáu-pēnn-īnn 怹姊夫咧做醫生 in tsí-hu teh tsò i-sing 醫家己 i ka-kī 怹小妹真正古錐 in sió-bē tsin-tsiànn kóo-tsui 可惜嬈記記 khó-sioh hiâu kì-kì 聽人講干焦提囡仔 thiann lâng kóng kan-na the̍h-gín-á 會當開一間孤兒院 ē-tàng khui tsi̍t-king koo-jî-īnn 情人眼中出西施 tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si 䆀女較袂佮人相爭 bái-lú khah buē kah lâng sio-tsinn 橫直我 huînn-ti̍t guá 嘛毋是啥物東西 mā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxī 逐家攏無相偏 ta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinn 情人眼中出西施 tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si 媠的顛倒較無遐青 suí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinn 橫直我嘛已經虛虛虛 huînn-ti̍t guá mā í-king hi̋-hi-hi 青綴虛 tshinn tuè hi 看啥人較食虧 khuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui ------------------------------------------ →
我有一个姼仔 叫做BG 伊擴頭缺喙 又閣蒜頭鼻 長長的頭毛 可惜算算 無幾枝賰 有時陣風若吹來 親像吹著蜘蛛絲 怹爸爸咧開當店錢莊 放重利 閣挨筊賣毒走私 做烏龜 怹媽媽生媠 可惜跤骨大細支 聽人講 十三歲 就予怹阿叔 咧包飼 情人眼中出西施 䆀女較袂佮人相爭 橫直我 嘛毋是啥物東西 逐家攏無相偏 情人眼中出西施 媠的顛倒較無遐青 橫直我嘛已經虛虛虛 青綴虛 看啥人較食虧 我有一隻馬仔 叫做WC 躡跤尾 攏總一百四十二 肥肥的體格 哪會胸坎若樓梯 若倒咧時陣 會當停著兩隻噴射機 怹哥哥細漢 學人𨑨迌做兄弟 出道就予人 刣一下變白痴 怹小弟咧做律師 替人拍官司 聽人講這陣 佇咧內籬仔 予咱政府飼 情人眼中出西施 䆀女較袂佮人相爭 橫直我 嘛毋是啥物東西 逐家攏無相偏 情人眼中出西施 媠的顛倒較無遐青 橫直我 嘛已經虛虛虛 青綴虛 看啥人較食虧 我有一个愛人 叫做ET 伊䆀甲 出世爸母就毋敢飼 紅紅的喙脣 可惜內面大細齒 若雄雄笑的時陣 你會掠準看著鬼 怹姊姊咧做護士 蹛佇痟病院 怹姊夫咧做醫生 醫家己 怹小妹真正古錐 可惜嬈記記 聽人講干焦提囡仔 會當開一間孤兒院 情人眼中出西施 䆀女較袂佮人相爭 橫直我 嘛毋是啥物東西 逐家攏無相偏 情人眼中出西施 媠的顛倒較無遐青 橫直我嘛已經虛虛虛 青綴虛 看啥人較食虧
guá ū tsi̍t-ê tshit-á kiò-tsuè BG i khok-thâu khih-tshuì iū-koh suàn-thâu-phīnn tn̂g-tn̂g ê thâu-mn̂g khó-sioh sǹg-sǹg bô kuí ki tshun ū-sî-tsūn hong nā tshue--lâi tshin-tshiūnn tshue tio̍h ti-tu-si in pá-pah teh khui tǹg-tiàm tsînn-tsng pàng tāng-lī koh e-kiáu bē-to̍k tsáu-su tsò oo-kui in má-mah senn suí khó-sioh kha-kut tuā-sè ki thiann lâng kóng tsa̍p-sann huè tiō hōo in a-tsik teh pau-tshī tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si bái-lú khah bē kah lâng sio-tsinn huînn-ti̍t guá mā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxī ta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinn tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si suí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinn huînn-ti̍t guá mā í-king hi̋-hi-hi tshinn tuè hi khuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui guá ū tsi̍t-tsiah bé-á kiò-tsuè WC nih kha-bué lóng-tsóng tsi̍t-pah sì-tsa̍p-jī puî-puî ê thé-keh ná-ē hing-khám ná lâu-thui nā tó--leh sî-tsūn ē-tàng thîng tio̍h nn̄g-tsiah phùn-siā-ki in kó-koh sè-hàn o̍h lâng tshit-thô tsuè hiann-tī tshut-tō tō hōo-lâng thâi tsi̍t-ē piàn pe̍h-tshi in sió-tī teh tsò lu̍t-su thè lâng phah-kuann-si thiann lâng kóng tsit-tsūn tī-leh lāi-lî-á hōo lán tsìng-hú tshī tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si bái-lú khah bē kah lâng sio-tsinn huînn-ti̍t guá mā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxī ta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinn tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si suí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinn huînn-ti̍t guá mā í-king hi̋-hi-hi tshinn tuè hi khuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui guá ū tsi̍t-ê ài-jîn kiò-tsuè ET i bái kah tshut-sì pē-bú tō m̄-kánn tshī âng-âng ê tshuì-tûn khó-sioh lāi-bīn tuā-sè khí nā hiông-hiông tshiò ê sî-tsūn lí ē lia̍h-tsún khuànn-tio̍h kuí in tsé-tseh teh tsò hōo-sū tuà tī siáu-pēnn-īnn in tsí-hu teh tsò i-sing i ka-kī in sió-bē tsin-tsiànn kóo-tsui khó-sioh hiâu kì-kì thiann lâng kóng kan-na the̍h-gín-á ē-tàng khui tsi̍t-king koo-jî-īnn tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si bái-lú khah buē kah lâng sio-tsinn huînn-ti̍t guá mā m̄-sī siánn-mih tōngxī ta̍k-ke lóng bô sio-phinn tsîng-jîn gán-tiong tshut Se-si suí--ê tian-tò khah bô hiah tshinn huînn-ti̍t guá mā í-king hi̋-hi-hi tshinn tuè hi khuànn siánn-lâng khah tsia̍h-khui