17589/《來放尿》Lâi Pàng-jiō朱約信Tsu Iok-sìn(豬頭皮Ti-thâu-phuê)------------------------------------------啊透早起來欲放尿ah thàu-tsá khí-lâi bueh pàng-jiō放甲咧爽快嘛tshih-tshah叫pàng kah leh sóng-khuài--mah tshih-tshah kiò隔壁的小姐有看著keh-piah ê sió-tsiá ū khuànn--tio̍h喔!害阮見笑ooh! hāi gún kiàn-siàu煞放無尿啦suah pàng-bô jiō--lah趕緊攏起來kuánn-kín láng--khí-lâi趕緊攏起來kuánn-kín láng--khí-lâi予你看袂著hōo-lí khuànn buē-tio̍h隔壁的小姐keh-piah ê sió-tsiá哪會遐爾𪁎ná ē hiah-nī tshio有人透早起來ū-lâng thàu-tsá khí-lâi先摺綿襀sing tsih mî-tsioh有人透早起來ū-lâng thàu-tsá khí-lâi先愛祈禱sing ài kî-tó我透早起來guá thàu-tsá khí-lâi先來去放尿sing lâi-ì pàng-jiō啊都逐早起ah to ta̍k-tsái啊都硬piang-piangah to ngē-piang-piang啊毋知欲如何ah m̄-tsai beh jû-hô放尿愛定時定量pàng-jiō ài tīng-sî tīng-liōng定點定目標tīng-tiám tīng bo̍k-phiau定清楚tīng tshing-tshó放尿愛認真愛專心pàng-jiō ài jīn-tsin ài tsuan-sim愛謹慎毋通潦草ài kín-sīn m̄-thang ló-tshó放尿若袂順序pàng-jiō nā buē sūn-sī著愛攢彼个to̍h-ài tshuân hit-ê金絲膏佮吊膏kim-si-ko kah tiàu-ko放尿若無站無節pàng-jiō nā bô-tsām-bô-tsat三輪半你就軟膏膏sann-lián puànn lí tō nńg-kô-kô鏘啊鏘啊咚啊咚啊tshiang-ah tshiang-ah tong-ah tong-ah趕緊來去kuánn-kín lâi-khì我咧一點鐘一垺guá leh tsi̍t tiám-tsing tsi̍t-pû才袂膀胱結石tsiah bē phông-kong kiat-tsio̍h一擺若五百CCtsi̍t-pái nā gōo-pah CC是拄拄仔好sī tú-tú-á-hó兩百五nn̄g-pah-gōo嘛無嫌少mā bô hiâm tsió毋通一爿放尿m̄-thang tsi̍t-pîng pàng-jiō閣一爿烏白挲koh tsi̍t-pîng oo-pe̍h so老師講lāu-su kóng按呢會黃酸食袂大án-ne ē n̂g-sng tsia̍h bē tuā啊袂輸咧矸窒仔鬥烏棗ah bē-su leh kan-that-á tàu oo-tsó咱人的健康lán-lâng ê kiān-khong若想欲顧予好nā siūnn-beh kòo hōo hó醫生講i-sing kóng家己的尿ka-kī ê jiō若食會著nā tsia̍h ē-tio̍h啊較贏天頂的仙桃ah khah-iânn thinn-tíng ê sian-thô人生啊有時起啊有時落jîn-sing--ah ū-sî khí--ah ū-sî lo̍h可比咱khó-pí lán有時清清ū-sî tshing-tshing有時濁濁ū-sî lô-lô有時水水ū-sî tsuí-tsuí有時膏膏ū-sî ko-ko嗯!若拄著不如意ngh! nā tú-tio̍h put-jû-ì毋通怨天尤地m̄-thang uàn-thinn iû-tē逐家咧放ta̍k-ke leh pàng攏嘛無仝姿勢lóng-mā bô-kāng tsu-sè啊囡仔濺過溪啊ah gín-á tsuānn kuè khe--ah阿伯仔講去滴著鞋a-peh--á kóng khì tih tio̍h ê放尿有懸低pàng-jiō ū kuân-kē聲音有大細siann-im ū tuā-sè家私有長短ke-si ū tn̂g-té田溝仔有闊有狹tshân-kau-á ū khuah ū e̍h毋免怨嘆運氣䆀m̄-bián uàn-thàn ūn-khì bái講天公伯仔kóng thinn-kong-peh--á無共你好安排bô kā lí hó an-pâi頭洗落矣thâu sé--lueh ah無剃袂使bô thì bē-sái褲褪落矣khòo thǹg--lueh ah無放袂使bô pàng buē-sái我一定欲成功guá it-tīng beh sîng-kong我一定欲連莊guá it-tīng beh liân-tsong我一定欲膨風guá it-tīng beh phòng-hong我一定欲咚咚咚咚咚guá it-tīng beh tong tong tong tong tongOh! Shut the piss off這是啥物碗膏歌tse sī siánn-mih wǎngāo gē哪會遮癩𰣻ná ē tsia thái-ko我對放尿guá tuì pàng-jiō會使看著人生之道ē-sái khuànn-tio̍h jîn-sing tsi tō按呢本山人道行án-ne pún-san-jîn tō-hīng有膏抑無膏ū ko ia̍h bô ko透早起來欲放尿thàu-tsá khí-lâi bueh pàng-jiō暗時仔欲睏àm-sî-á beh khùn嘛著放尿mā tio̍h pàng-jiō若是半暝仔澹giō-giōnā-sī puànn-mî-á tâm-giō-giō毋通煩惱甲直直趒m̄-thang huân-ló kah ti̍t-ti̍t tiô只要趕緊攏起來tsí-iàu kuánn-kín láng--khí-lâi趕緊攏起來kuánn-kín láng--khí-lâ予人看袂著hōo-lâng khuànn buē-tio̍h管伊咧啥物歹代誌唷kuán i leh siánn-mih pháinn tāi-tsì--iooh留予人去臆lâu hōo-lâng khì ioh------------------------------------------→
啊透早起來欲放尿隔壁的小姐有看著喔!害阮見笑煞放無尿啦趕緊攏起來趕緊攏起來予你看袂著隔壁的小姐哪會遐爾𪁎有人透早起來先摺綿襀有人透早起來先愛祈禱我透早起來先來去放尿啊都逐早起啊毋知欲如何放尿愛定時定量定點定目標定清楚放尿愛認真愛專心愛謹慎毋通潦草放尿若袂順序著愛攢彼个金絲膏佮吊膏放尿若無站無節三輪半你就軟膏膏鏘啊鏘啊咚啊咚啊趕緊來去我咧一點鐘一垺才袂膀胱結石一擺若五百CC是拄拄仔好兩百五嘛無嫌少毋通一爿放尿閣一爿烏白挲老師講按呢會黃酸食袂大啊袂輸咧矸窒仔鬥烏棗咱人的健康若想欲顧予好醫生講家己的尿若食會著啊較贏天頂的仙桃人生啊有時起啊有時落可比咱有時清清有時濁濁有時水水有時膏膏嗯!若拄著不如意毋通怨天尤地逐家咧放攏嘛無仝姿勢啊囡仔濺過溪啊阿伯仔講去滴著鞋放尿有懸低聲音有大細家私有長短田溝仔有闊有狹毋免怨嘆運氣䆀講天公伯仔無共你好安排頭洗落矣無剃袂使褲褪落矣無放袂使我一定欲成功我一定欲連莊我一定欲膨風我一定欲咚咚咚咚咚這是啥物碗膏歌哪會遮癩𰣻我對放尿會使看著人生之道按呢本山人道行有膏抑無膏透早起來欲放尿暗時仔欲睏嘛著放尿毋通煩惱甲直直趒只要趕緊攏起來趕緊攏起來予人看袂著管伊咧啥物歹代誌唷留予人去臆
ah thàu-tsá khí-lâi bueh pàng-jiōkeh-piah ê sió-tsiá ū khuànn--tio̍hooh hāi gún kiàn-siàusuah pàng-bô jiō--lahkuánn-kín láng--khí-lâikuánn-kín láng--khí-lâihōo-lí khuànn buē-tio̍hkeh-piah ê sió-tsiáná ē hiah-nī tshioū-lâng thàu-tsá khí-lâising tsih mî-tsiohū-lâng thàu-tsá khí-lâising ài kî-tóguá thàu-tsá khí-lâising lâi-ì pàng-jiōah to ta̍k-tsáiah m̄-tsai beh jû-hôpàng-jiō ài tīng-sî tīng-liōngtīng-tiám tīng bo̍k-phiautīng tshing-tshópàng-jiō ài jīn-tsin ài tsuan-simài kín-sīn m̄-thang ló-tshópàng-jiō nā buē sūn-sīto̍h-ài tshuân hit-êkim-si-ko kah tiàu-kopàng-jiō nā bô-tsām-bô-tsatsann-lián puànn lí tō nńg-kô-kôtshiang-ah tshiang-ah tong-ah tong-ahkuánn-kín lâi-khìguá leh tsi̍t tiám-tsing tsi̍t-pûtsiah bē phông-kong kiat-tsio̍htsi̍t-pái nā gōo-pah CCsī tú-tú-á-hónn̄g-pah-gōomā bô hiâm tsióm̄-thang tsi̍t-pîng pàng-jiōkoh tsi̍t-pîng oo-pe̍h solāu-su kóngán-ne ē n̂g-sng tsia̍h bē tuāah bē-su leh kan-that-á tàu oo-tsólán-lâng ê kiān-khongnā siūnn-beh kòo hōo hói-sing kóngka-kī ê jiōnā tsia̍h ē-tio̍hah khah-iânn thinn-tíng ê sian-thôjîn-sing--ah ū-sî khí--ah ū-sî lo̍hkhó-pí lánū-sî tshing-tshingū-sî lô-lôū-sî tsuí-tsuíū-sî ko-kongh nā tú-tio̍h put-jû-ìm̄-thang uàn-thinn iû-tēta̍k-ke leh pànglóng-mā bô-kāng tsu-sèah gín-á tsuānn kuè khe--aha-peh--á kóng khì tih tio̍h êpàng-jiō ū kuân-kēsiann-im ū tuā-sèke-si ū tn̂g-tétshân-kau-á ū khuah ū e̍hm̄-bián uàn-thàn ūn-khì báikóng thinn-kong-peh--ábô kā lí hó an-pâithâu sé--lueh ahbô thì bē-sáikhòo thǹg--lueh ahbô pàng buē-sáiguá it-tīng beh sîng-kongguá it-tīng beh liân-tsongguá it-tīng beh phòng-hongguá it-tīng beh tong tong tong tong tongtse sī siánn-mih wǎngāo gēná ē tsia thái-koguá tuì pàng-jiōē-sái khuànn-tio̍h jîn-sing tsi tōán-ne pún-san-jîn tō-hīngū ko ia̍h bô kothàu-tsá khí-lâi bueh pàng-jiōàm-sî-á beh khùnmā tio̍h pàng-jiōm̄-thang huân-ló kah ti̍t-ti̍t tiôtsí-iàu kuánn-kín láng--khí-lâikuánn-kín láng--khí-lâhōo-lâng khuànn buē-tio̍hkuán i leh siánn-mih pháinn tāi-tsì--ioohlâu hōo-lâng khì ioh