16781/《廢話》Huì-uē易天晴Ia̍h Thian-tsîng------------------------------------------↓---(口白)---↓母仔的小弟是阮阿舅bú--á ê sió-tī sī gún a-kū爸仔𪜶某是阮阿母pâ--á in bóo sī gún a-bú臭屁的人講膨風龜tshàu-phuì--ê lâng kóng phòng-hong-ku毋捌字的叫做青盲牛m̄ bat-jī--ê kiò-tsò tshenn-mê-gû↑---(口白)---↑細漢叫你愛讀書sè-hàn kiò lí ài tha̍k-tsu你就偏偏欲看牛lí tiō phian-phian beh khuànn gû大漢叫你做人愛君子tuā-hàn kiò lí tsuè-lâng ài kun-tsú你煞相諍毋捌輸lí suah sio-tsènn m̄-bat su叫你讀書你毋聽kiò lí tha̍k-tsu lí m̄-thiann大漢懶屍毋拍拚tuā-hàn lán-si m̄ phah-piànn穿奅奅駛租車tshīng phānn-phānn sái tsoo-tshia提無錢the̍h bô tsînn煞拍你娘suah phah lí niû↓---(口白)---↓司機駛車若欲那啄龜su-ki sái-tshia nā beh ná tok-ku駛駛咧賰一支ha̋n-tóo-luhsái-sái--eh tshun tsi̍t-ki ha̋n-tóo-luh運將燒酒若啉傷茫ùn-tsiàng sio-tsiú nā lim siunn bâng駛車路當做攏無人sái-tshia lōo tòng-tsò lóng bô-lâng↑---(口白)---↑平時看著有成人pîng-sî khuànn-tio̍h ū sîng lâng酒醉哪會攏無仝tsiú-tsuì ná ē lóng bô-kāng哺檳榔激烘烘pōo pin-nn̂g kik hang-hang亂𧮙亂撟亂拍人luān tshoh luān kiāu luān phah-lâng細漢一箍激槌槌sè-hàn tsi̍t-khoo kik thuî-thuî大漢真愛歕雞胿tuā-hàn tsin ài pûn-ke-kui講著做敢若拄著鬼kóng-tio̍h tsò kánn-ná tú-tio̍h kuí勤食儉做骨力推khîn tsia̍h khiām tsò kut-la̍t thui↓---(口白)---↓母仔的小弟是阮阿舅bú--á ê sió-tī sī gún a-kū爸仔𪜶某是阮阿母pâ--á in bóo sī gún a-bú臭屁的人講膨風龜tshàu-phuì--ê lâng kóng phòng-hong-ku毋捌字的叫做青盲牛m̄ bat-jī--ê kiò-tsò tshenn-mê-gû↑---(口白)---↑細漢一箍激散散sè-hàn tsi̍t-khoo kik suànn-suànn大漢激甲真𡳞蔓tuā-hàn kik kah tsin lān-muā駛車出門收紅單sái-tshia tshut-mn̂g siu âng-tuann交通仔頭前品老大kau-thong--á thâu-tsîng phín láu-tuā↓---(口白)---↓司機駛車若欲那啄龜su-ki sái-tshia nā beh ná tok-ku駛駛咧賰一支ha̋n-tóo-luhsái-sái--eh tshun tsi̍t-ki ha̋n-tóo-luh運將燒酒若啉傷茫ùn-tsiàng sio-tsiú nā lim siunn bâng駛車路當做攏無人sái-tshia lōo tòng-tsò lóng bô-lâng↑---(口白)---↑表面你是真古錐piáu-bīn lí sī tsin kóo-tsui做人你是真臭屁tsuè-lâng lí sī tsin tshàu-phuì頭路毋做咧賣毛飛thâu-lōo m̄ tsò teh bē moo-hui↓---(口白)---↓這款子弟tsit khuán tsú-tē狗看狗吠káu khuànn káu puī鱸鰻看欲共你推lôo-muâ khuànn beh kā lí thui運將ùn-tsiàng你閣咧啄龜矣lí koh teh tok-ku--ah↑---(口白)---↑------------------------------------------→
母仔的小弟是阮阿舅爸仔𪜶某是阮阿母臭屁的人講膨風龜毋捌字的叫做青盲牛細漢叫你愛讀書你就偏偏欲看牛大漢叫你做人愛君子你煞相諍毋捌輸叫你讀書你毋聽大漢懶屍毋拍拚穿奅奅駛租車提無錢煞拍你娘司機駛車若欲那啄龜運將燒酒若啉傷茫駛車路當做攏無人平時看著有成人酒醉哪會攏無仝哺檳榔激烘烘亂𧮙亂撟亂拍人細漢一箍激槌槌大漢真愛歕雞胿講著做敢若拄著鬼勤食儉做骨力推母仔的小弟是阮阿舅爸仔𪜶某是阮阿母臭屁的人講膨風龜毋捌字的叫做青盲牛細漢一箍激散散大漢激甲真𡳞蔓駛車出門收紅單交通仔頭前品老大司機駛車若欲那啄龜運將燒酒若啉傷茫駛車路當做攏無人表面你是真古錐做人你是真臭屁頭路毋做咧賣毛飛這款子弟狗看狗吠鱸鰻看欲共你推運將你閣咧啄龜矣
bú--á ê sió-tī sī gún a-kūpâ--á in bóo sī gún a-bútshàu-phuì--ê lâng kóng phòng-hong-kum̄ bat-jī--ê kiò-tsò tshenn-mê-gûsè-hàn kiò lí ài tha̍k-tsulí tiō phian-phian beh khuànn gûtuā-hàn kiò lí tsuè-lâng ài kun-tsúlí suah sio-tsènn m̄-bat sukiò lí tha̍k-tsu lí m̄-thianntuā-hàn lán-si m̄ phah-piànntshīng phānn-phānn sái tsoo-tshiathe̍h bô tsînnsuah phah lí niûsu-ki sái-tshia nā beh ná tok-kuùn-tsiàng sio-tsiú nā lim siunn bângsái-tshia lōo tòng-tsò lóng bô-lângpîng-sî khuànn-tio̍h ū sîng lângtsiú-tsuì ná ē lóng bô-kāngpōo pin-nn̂g kik hang-hangluān tshoh luān kiāu luān phah-lângsè-hàn tsi̍t-khoo kik thuî-thuîtuā-hàn tsin ài pûn-ke-kuikóng-tio̍h tsò kánn-ná tú-tio̍h kuíkhîn tsia̍h khiām tsò kut-la̍t thuibú--á ê sió-tī sī gún a-kūpâ--á in bóo sī gún a-bútshàu-phuì--ê lâng kóng phòng-hong-kum̄ bat-jī--ê kiò-tsò tshenn-mê-gûsè-hàn tsi̍t-khoo kik suànn-suànntuā-hàn kik kah tsin lān-muāsái-tshia tshut-mn̂g siu âng-tuannkau-thong--á thâu-tsîng phín láu-tuāsu-ki sái-tshia nā beh ná tok-kuùn-tsiàng sio-tsiú nā lim siunn bângsái-tshia lōo tòng-tsò lóng bô-lângpiáu-bīn lí sī tsin kóo-tsuitsuè-lâng lí sī tsin tshàu-phuìthâu-lōo m̄ tsò teh bē moo-huitsit khuán tsú-tēkáu khuànn káu puīlôo-muâ khuànn beh kā lí thuiùn-tsiànglí koh teh tok-ku--ah