16300/《新的金色夜叉》Sin ê Kim-sik Iā-tshe郭大誠Kueh Tāi-sîng林美照Lîm Bí-tsiàu李明玉Lí Bîng-gio̍k------------------------------------------【紹介話頭】愛情笑詼悲喜劇ài-tsîng tshiò-khue pi-hí-kio̍k新的金色夜叉sin ê kim-sik iā-tshe謝麗燕，陳文棋編作Tsiā Lê-iàn, Tân Bûn-kî phian-tsok郭大誠，林美照，李明玉Kueh Tāi-sîng, Lîm Bí-tsiàu, Lí Bîng-gio̍k擔任演唱tam-jīm ián-tshiùnn＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫雙人做陣欲散步siang-lâng tsuè-tīn beh sàn-pōo臺北行到三重埔Tâi-pak kiânn kàu Sann-tîng-poo身軀無錢用行路sin-khu bô tsînn iōng kiânn-lōo予我想著面齊烏hōo guá siūnn-tio̍h bīn tsiâu oo你我熟似有三年lí guá si̍k-sāi ū sann-nî今日約束欲相見kim-ji̍t iok-sok beh sann-kìnn請你毋通目屎滴tshiánn lí m̄-thang ba̍k-sái tih應該坦白來表示ing-kai thán-pi̍k lâi piáu-sī♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫男)罔育仔Bóng-io--á你佇咧哭是毋？lí tī-leh khàu, sī--m̄?盈暗應該是îng-àm ing-kai sī愛我哭的時陣ài guá khàu ê sî-tsūn才著啦！tsiah tio̍h--lah!啊～免哭啦！ah~ bián khàu--lah!總講咱兩个人tsóng-kóng lán nn̄g-ê lâng是灌打馬膠sī kuàn tá-má-ka無鉛啦！bô iân--lah!女)阿春仔A-tshun--á你這句話lí tsit kù uē是啥物意思咧？sī siánn-mih ì-sù--leh?男)欸！曷袂曉講eh! ia̍h buē-hiáu kóng是拍鐵干樂愛灌鉛sī phah thih-kan-lo̍k ài kuàn iân啊我都真頇顢ah guá to tsin hân-bān灌打馬膠kuàn tá-má-ka毋才會予你看無夠重m̄-tsiah ē hōo lí khuànn bô-kàu-tāng也就是無緣啦！Iā tsiū-sī bô-iân--lah!女)無這號代誌bô tsit-lō tāi-tsì請你毋通按呢講tshiánn lí m̄-thang án-ne kóng好毋？hó--m̄?男)啊～煞煞去ah~ suah-suah--khì你佇咧哭啥物？lí tī-leh khàu siánn-mih?你也毋免用彼號目屎lí iā m̄-bián iōng hit-lō ba̍k-sái來當做武器lâi tòng-tsuè bú-khì女)阿春仔A-tshun--á請你毋通誤會tshiánn lí m̄-thang gōo-huē其實我的心情kî-si̍t guá ê sim-tsîng猶原是...iu-guân sī ...男)猶原是按怎？iu-guân sī-án-tsuánn?猶原是欲將我阿春仔iu-guân sī beh tsiong guá A-tshun-á共我當做阿西是毋？kā guá tòng-tsò a-se, sī--m̄?哼！hngh!女)你講啥物？lí kóng siánn-mih?男)啊～好囉！好囉！ah~ hó--looh! hó--looh!我聽真濟囉！guá thiann tsin tsuē--looh!嘿！罔育仔heh! Bóng-io--á你共我想看覓lí kā guá siūnn khuànn-māi我為著你一个guá uī-tio̍h lí tsi̍t-ê這三年來tsit sann-nî lâi走甲跤無皮手無皮tsáu kah kha bô phê tshiú bô phê踏破了一雙美國草鞋ta̍h phuà liáu tsi̍t-siang Bí-kok tsháu-ê予你害甲踅獅尾螺hōo lí hāi kah se̍h sai-bué-lê對今仔日起tuì kin-á-ji̍t khí我煞著愛去注文guá suah tio̍h-ài khì tsù-bûn彼號弓蕉皮hit-lō king-tsio-phê女)阿春仔A-tshun-á你注文弓蕉皮lí tsù-bûn king-tsio-phê是欲創啥物咧？sī beh tshòng sánn-meh--leh?男)欸！欸！ennh! ennh!彼敢著閣說明是毋？he kám to̍h koh suat-bîng, sī--m̄?罔育仔Bóng-io--á你冷靜想看覓lí líng-tsīng siūnn khuànn-māi你敢袂記得lí kám buē-kì-eh三年前的六月暑天當寒sann-nî tsîng ê la̍k-gue̍h sú-thinn tng kuânn咱初次的約會lán tshoo-tshù ê iok-huē猶原是佇咧這个淡水河岸iu-guân sī tī-eh tsit ê Tām-tsuí-hô huānn當時咱也有tong-sî lán ā ū對太空咒重誓tuì thài-khong tsiù tāng-tsuā講我無你袂娶kóng guá bô lí buē tshuā你無我袂活lí bô guá buē ua̍h嗯～咱也有ngh~ lán iā ū點著一蜷的蠓仔香tiám tio̍h tsi̍t-khûn ê báng-á-hiunn燒著一刀綿仔紙sio-tio̍h tsi̍t-to mî-á-tsuá咱兩个人lán nn̄g-ê lâng海誓山盟hái-sè san-bîng我將你一吻定情guá tsiong lí it-bún tīng-tsîng無疑悟你今仔日bô-gî-ngōo lí kin-á-ji̍t煞貪虛榮suah tham hi-îng半路變絕情puànn-lōo piàn tsua̍t-tsîng嗯~我毋才著去注文ngh~ guá m̄-tsiah to̍h khì tsù-bûn弓蕉皮啦king-tsio-phuê--lah女)阿春仔A-tshun--á我並毋是無情guá pīng m̄-sī bô-tsîng男)你毋是無情lí m̄-sī bô-tsîng猶無你彼跤璇石手指iá-bô lí hit kha suān-tsio̍h tshiú-tsí是對佗位來的，唅？sī tuì tó-uī lâi--ê, hannh?女)這跤...tsit kha ...男)好！這跤hó! tsit kha猶閣有啥物話通辯解？iá-koh ū siánn-mih uē thang piān-kái?欸！小等一下，嘿嘿ennh! sió tán--tsi̍t-ē, hennh hennh你愛璇石手指是毋？lí ài suān-tsio̍h tshiú-tsí, sī--m̄?有影ū-iánn我遮嘛有一跤guá tsia mā ū tsi̍t-kha你看覓lí khuànn-māi女)啊！你也有一跤！ah! lí iā ū tsi̍t-kha!男)嗯！ngh!女)啊！啊若按呢ah! ah-nā án-ne阮媽媽一定會gún má-mah it-tīng ē答應咱兩个的婚事tah-ìng lán nn̄g-ê ê hun-sū男)啊！哈哈哈哈哈ah! hah hah hah hah hah可惜khó-sioh我這跤是昨暗guá tsit kha sī tsa-àm佇咧尪仔物店tī-leh ang-á-mi̍h tiàm兩箍半所買的nn̄g-khoo-puànn sóo bé--ê這跤是𨑨迌物tsit kha sī thit-thô-mi̍h這跤完全tsit kha uân-tsuân佮你的身軀仝款的啦！kah lí ê sin-khu kāng-khuán--ê lah!嗯，你也是變成ngh, lí iā-sī piàn-sîng守財奴的𨑨迌物囉siú-tsâi-lôo ê thit-thô-mi̍h--looh啊！哈哈哈哈哈ah! hah hah hah hah hah女)阿春仔A-tshun--á你lí你真無理智lí tsin bô lí-tì男)無理智？bô lí-tì?欸～我若會無理智...ennh~ guá nā ē bô lí-tì ...♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫怎樣你毋等我一兩年tsuánn-iūnn lí m̄ tán guá tsi̍t-nn̄g nî為著我落第誤佳期uī-tio̍h guá lo̍k-tē ngōo ka-kî璇石手指來迷了著你suān-tsio̍h tshiú-tsí lâi bê liáu tio̍h lí你甘願做人的𨑨迌物lí kam-guān tsuè lâng ê thit-thô-mi̍h♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫女)阿春仔A-tshun--á請你來聽我的辯解tshiánn lí lâi thiann guá ê piān-kái好毋？hó--m̄?因為這in-uī tse並毋是出在我的本意pīng m̄-sī tshut tsāi guá ê pún-ì完全是我的爸母uân-tsuân sī guá ê pē-bú𪜶主意的in tsú-ì--ê男)當初你敢毋是tong-tshoo lí kám m̄-sī講欲等我三重埔大學kóng beh tán guá Suann-tîng-poo tāi-ha̍k畢業了後pit-gia̍p liáu-āu才欲佮我結婚tsiah beh kah guá kiat-hun無疑悟bô-gî-ngōo只為著我tsí uī-tio̍h guá干焦落第爾爾kan-na lo̍k-tē nā-niā加讀一年爾爾ke tha̍k tsi̍t-nî nā-niā你就變心lí tsiū piàn-sim女)彼毋是我的變心he m̄-sī guá ê piàn-sim其實是我的爸母的偏心kî-si̍t sī guá ê pē-bú ê phian-sim予我真傷心hōo guá tsin siong-sim男)啊～我毋管恁ah~ guá m̄-kuán lín變心偏心piàn-sim phian-sim或者是傷心菜心hi̍k-tsiá-sī siong-sim tshài-sim嗯～高麗參海參嘛好ngh~ ko-lê-sim hái-sim mā hó總講乎tsóng-kóng, honnh你無體貼心lí bô thé-thiap-sim變成無良心piàn-sîng bô-liông-sim耽誤著我對你tam-ngōo tio̍h guá tuì lí一片的盡心it-phiàn ê tsīn-sim現在我的這箍心hiān-tsāi guá ê tsit khoo sim強強欲蓬心kiōng-kiōng-beh pōng-sim好！到遮來hó! kàu-tsia lâi我一心全心激心guá it-sim tsuân-sim kik-sim欲來去服務中心beh lâi-khì ho̍k-bū tiong-sim揣看有點心通食無tshē khuànn-ū tiám-sim thang tsia̍h--bô你請！lí tshiánn!女)慢且咧！bān-tshiánn--leh!阿春仔A-tshun--á你小等咧lí sió-tán--leh你予我最後的要求lí hōo guá tsuè-āu ê iau-kiû咱閣做陣來去lán koh tsuè-tīn lâi-khì好毋？hó--m̄?男)欲去佗位啊？bueh khì tó-uī--ah?袂用得啦buē-īng-eh--lah我橐袋仔只賰兩箍半guá lak-tē-á tsí tshun nn̄g-khoo-puànn食一碗摵仔麵tsia̍h tsi̍t-uánn tshi̍k-á-mī拄拄仔好爾爾tú-tú-á-hó nā-niā欲哪有法度通好請你？beh ná-ū huat-tōo thang-hó tshiánn lí?哼！hngh!女)慢且是咧！bān-tshiánn-sī--eh!我遮有錢嘛！guá tsia ū tsînn--mah!男)唅？hannh?欸～你有錢ennh~ lí ū tsînn哈哈哈哈哈hah hah hah hah hah有影ū-iánn我煞去予袂記得啦guá suah khì hōo buē-kì-eh--lah你是一个lí sī tsi̍t-ê有錢人的太太囉ū-tsînn-lâng ê thài-thài--looh你有洋樓通蹛囉lí ū iûnn-lâu thang tuà--looh有tha-khú-sihū tha-khú-sih (taxi)前花園tsîng hue-hn̂g後魚池āu hî-tî睏bé-toohkhùn bé-tooh (bed)坐膨椅tsē phòng-í看la-jí-oohkhuànn la-jí-ooh (radio)聽電視thiann tiān-sī食牛奶tsia̍h gû-ni配刺身phuè sa-sí-mih (さしみ)麵包配ui-sú-kihmī-pau phuè ui-sú-kih (whisky)哪你看我這个摵仔麵的有起？ná lí khuànn guá tsit ê tshi̍k-á-mī--ê ū-khí?嗯～我這个掛仙弓秀才的ngh~ guá tsit ê khuà sian king siù-tsâi--ê身份是佮你袂合臺啦sin-hūn sī kah lí buē ha̍h-tâi--lah女)阿春仔A-tshun--á你小等咧lí sió-tán--leh你聽我講lí thiann guá kóng♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫我毋是看輕著你的人guá m̄-sī khuànn-khin tio̍h lí ê lâng為著你前途的美夢uī-tio̍h lí tsiân-tôo ê bí-bāng遵守著爸母的希望tsun-siú tio̍h pē-bú ê hi-bāng也著來忍耐嫁別人iā tio̍h lâi jím-nāi kè pa̍t-lâng♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫男)哼！講得真好聽hngh! kóng tit tsin hó-thiann你為著我的前途lí uī-tio̍h guá ê tsiân-tôo才去嫁別人做某tsiah khì kè pa̍t-lâng tsò bóo啊我為著你的前途iah guá uī-tio̍h lí ê tsiân-tôo我毋著來去擂眠床鼓？guá m̄-tio̍h lâi-khì luî bîn-tshn̂g kóo?女)因為我一半受著爸母的壓迫in-uī guá tsi̍t-puànn siū-tio̍h pē-bú ê ap-pik一半是欲顧全你的學業tsi̍t-puànn sī beh kòo-tsuân lí ê ha̍k-gia̍p我希望你guá hi-bāng lí去美國留學khì bí-kok liû-ha̍k順紲娶一个sīn-suà tshuā tsi̍t-ê比我更美麗pí guá kìng bí-lē更加可愛的小姐kìng-ka khó-ài ê sió-tsiá阿春仔A-tshun--á請你將我的代誌tshiánn lí tsiong guá ê tāi-tsì放予袂記得pàng hōo buē-kì-eh男)喔謼！ooh-hooh!我若你的放袂記的咧guá ná lí ê pàng-buē-kì ê leh世界上閣揣也無第二个sè-kài-siōng koh tshē iā bô tē-jī-ê比你閣較美麗囉pí lí koh-khah bí-lē--looh你彼對彎彎的目眉lí hit tuì uan-uan ê ba̍k-bâi親像林黛遐爾可愛tshin-tshiūnn Lîm Tài hiah-nī khó-ài猶閣有你彼支蔥管鼻iá-koh ū lí hit ki tshang-kóng phīnn靈靈靈喔li̋ng-lîng-lîng--ooh佮樂蒂真成kah Lo̍k-tè tsin sîng雖然顏小玲sui-jiân Gân Sió-lîng目睭大蕊閣媠ba̍k-tsiu tuā-luí koh suí但是佮你比起來tān-sī kah lí pí--khí-lâi猶無你的遐古錐iáu bô lí ê hiah kóo-tsui人講張琪可愛又苗條lâng kóng Zhāng Qí kěài iū miâu-thiâu毋過無你的妖嬌呢m̄-koh bô lí ê iau-kiau--neh鄧麗君是歌聲有人容Dèng Lìjūn sī kua-siann ū lâng-îng姚蘇蓉是唱歌有感情Yáo Sūróng sī tshiùnn-kua ū kám-tsîng嗯，啊若你乎ngh, ah-nā lí, honnh處處攏比𪜶閣較自然啦tshù-tshù lóng pí in koh-khah tsū-jiân--lah所以我若無看著你sóo-í guá nā bô khuànn-tio̍h lí強強欲起神經kiōng-kiōng-beh khí sîn-king啊～我已經跤穿咧手䘼ah~ guá í-king kha tshīng eh tshiú-ńg徛袂穩khiā bē ún一直強強欲交懍恂it-ti̍t kiōng-kiōng-beh ka-lún-sún女)阿春仔！阿春仔！A-tshun--á! A-tshun--á!無，你是怎樣呢？bô, lí sī tsuánn-iūnn--neh?你較有元氣咧lí khah ū guân-khì--eh男)哎喲!aih-ioh!罔育仔Bóng-io--á我實在愛你甲入髓guá si̍t-tsāi ài lí kah ji̍p tshé你可比lí khó-pí我烏暗中的蠟燭火guá oo-àm tiong ê la̍h-tsik hé腹肚枵的烏甜粿pak-tóo-iau ê oo-tinn-ké我為你痴情guá uī lí tshi-tsîng若無你nā bô lí可比失去了光明khó-pí sit-khì liáu kong-bîng喔～起畏寒啦ooh~ khí uì-kuânn--lah起畏寒啦khí uì-kuânn--lah女)阿春哥A-tshun-ko請你提出著勇氣tshiánn lí the̍h tshut tio̍h ióng-khì將我的代誌tsiong guá ê tāi-tsì共伊放予袂記得kā-i pàng hōo buē-kì-eh你若想講lí nā siūnn-kóng欲去美國深造beh khì Bí-kok tshim-tsō我希望你guá hi-bāng lí行向著光明的大路kiânn hiòng tio̍h kong-bîng ê tuā-lōo遮！這兩萬箍tsia! tse nn̄g-bān khoo予你去留學做學費hōo lí khì liû-ha̍k tsuè ha̍k-huì男)唅！你用錢hannh! lí iōng tsînn欲來共我參詳喔？beh lâi kā guá tsham-siông--ooh?看我阿春仔khuànn guá A-tshun-á誠實遐爾無路用tsiânn-si̍t hiah-nī bô-lōo-iōng我多謝你的誠意guá to-siā lí ê sîng-ì我阿春仔guá A-tshun--á有我的志氣ū guá ê tsì-khì♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫阿春仔堂堂的男子漢a-tshun--á tông-tông ê lâm-tsú-hàn無需要予你來幫忙bô su-iàu hōo lí lâi pang-bâng理想的愛人來讓別人lí-sióng ê ài-jîn lâi niū pa̍t-lâng換錢來留學欲笑死人uānn tsînn lâi liû-ha̍k beh tshiò-sí lâng♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫男)我也是一个guá iā-sī tsi̍t-ê堂堂五尺以上的男子漢tông-tông gōo-tshioh í-siōng ê lâm-tsú-hàn我無需要你來共我幫忙guá bô su-iàu lí lâi kā guá pang-bâng我雖然真散赤guá sui-jiân tsin sàn-tshiah但是我tān-sī guá無論偌濟錢都欲趁bô-lūn guā-tsē tsînn to beh thàn看是暗時仔khuànn sī àm-sî-á來去收酒矸lâi-khì siu tsiú-kan透早賣肉粽thàu-tsá bē bah-tsàng寒天賣葵扇kuânn-thinn bē khuê-sìnn嗯，啊按呢熱天ngh, iah án-ne jua̍h-thinn才來去賣火熥tsiah lâi-khì bē hé-thang毛管出汗所趁的錢mn̂g-kńg tshut-kuānn sóo thàn ê tsînn才有芳啦tsiah ū phang--lah女)阿春仔A-tshun--á請你原諒tshiánn lí guân-liōng一切攏是命運啦it-tshè lóng-sī miā-ūn--lah男)啊～免講啦ah~ bián-kóng--lah對這馬開始...tuì tsit-má khai-sí ...【過來，影音曲盤跳針，毋知閬幾句】♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫（跳針）明年的今暗暝(thiàu-tsiam) mê-nî ê kim àm-mî彼爿的烏雲來表示hit-pîng ê oo-hûn lâi piáu-sī用我的目屎來踏著雺霧iōng guá ê ba̍k-sái lâi ta̍h-tio̍h bông-bū也就是阮男性的志氣iā tsiū-sī gún lâm-sìng ê tsì-khì♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫男)罔育仔Bóng-io--á希望你會記得hi-bāng lí ē-kì-eh明年的今天晚上mâ-nî ê jīntiān wǎnshàng或者是hi̍k-tsiá-sī三年後的今天晚上sann-nî āu ê jīntiān wǎnshàng五年後十年後gōo-nî āu tsa̍p-nî āu或者是hi̍k-tsiá sī一百年後的今天晚上tsi̍t-pah nî āu ê jīntiān wǎnshàng月娘若是罩著雺霧ge̍h-niû nā-sī tà tio̍h bông-bū起著大風落著大雨khí tio̍h tuā-hong lo̍h tio̍h tuā-hōo彼就是he tsiū-sī就是我所流的目屎啦tsiū-sī guá sóo lâu ê ba̍k-sái--lah（哭）女)阿春仔A-tshun--á你哪會欲講這款話咧lí ná ē beh kóng tsit khuán uē--leh男)我會講這款話guá ē kóng tsit khuán uē也就是你予我iā tsiū-sī lí hōo guá烏天暗地的緣故啦oo-thinn-àm-tē ê iân-kòo--lah♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫璇石手指來買了著你suān-tsio̍h tshiú-tsí lâi bé liáu tio̍h lí你甘願嫁予人做細姨lí kam-guān kè hōo-lâng tsuè sè-î人情佮義理是佗位去jîn-tsîng kah gī-lí sī tó-uī khìXX來XX是毋值錢XX lâi XX sī m̄ ta̍t-tsînn♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫好！你共我看hó! lí kā guá khuànn我對今仔日起guá tuì kin-á-ji̍t khí對今仔日起tuì kin-á-ji̍t khí欲全心beh tsuân-sim來研究尪仔標啦lâi gián-kiù ang-á-phiau--lah因為我今仔日的失戀in-uī guá kin-á-ji̍t ê sit-luân也就是無錢的所致iā tiō-sī bô-tsînn ê sóo-tì所以錢sóo-í tsînn你真好用lí tsin hó-īng你是我lí sī guá精神上的靈魂tsing-sîn siōng ê lîng-hûn愛情上的活命ài-tsîng siōng ê ua̍h miā錢！錢！tsînn! tsînn!欸～我愛你eh~ guá ài lí欸～我愛你eh~ guá ài lí欸～錢啦！eh~ tsînn--lah!欸～錢啦！eh~ tsînn--lah!女)阿春仔A-tshun--á你毋通lí m̄-thang聲聲句句就是錢siann-siann-kù-kù tō-sī tsînn錢雖然是萬能tsînn sui-jiân sī bān-lîng猶毋過對我是萬惡iáu-m̄-koh tuì guá sī bān-ok男)啊～閃啦！ah~ siám--lah!我無愛聽啦guá bô-ài thiann--lah原來女性guân-lâi lú-sìng是金錢的奴隸sī kim-tsînn ê lôo-lē親像我這款散赤囝tshin-tshiūnn guá tsit khuán sàn-tshiah-kiánn有情ū-tsîng無錢bô-tsînn哪有啥物路用啦！ná ū siánn-mih lōo-īng--lah!我看破啦！guá khuànn-phuà--lah!女)請等咧tshiánn tán--leh你最後lí tsuè-āu閣聽我講一句話好毋koh thiann guá kóng tsi̍t-kù uē hó--m̄男)啥物？sí-mih?你這款女性lí tsit khuán lú-sìng敢猶閣有啥物話通講啦！kám iáu-koh ū siánn-mih uē thang kóng--lah!啊～閃啦！ah~ siám--lah!女)慢且咧！bān-tshiánn--leh!你聽我講lí thiann guá kóng其實我是不得已的kî-si̍t guá sī put-tik-í--ê你聽我講lí thiann guá kóng♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫請你著等我tshiánn lí tio̍h tán guá聽我來說明thiann guá lâi suat-bîng這是運命tse sī ūn-miā請原諒唷tshiánn guân-liōng--iooh為金錢uī kim-tsînn看破了一切khuànn-phuà liáu it-tshè你咱的幸福lí lán ê hīng-hok才著來犧牲tsiah tio̍h lâi hi-sing♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫女)請等咧tshiánn tán--leh你聽我講lí thiann guá kóng你毋通怨恨我lí m̄-thang uàn-hūn guá世間女性的真情sè-kan lú-sìng ê tsin-tsîng往往受著金錢的束縛óng-óng siū-tio̍h kim-tsînn ê sok-pa̍k親像我這款tshin-tshiūnn guá tsit khuán薄命的女性po̍k-miā ê lú-sìng啥物人會當了解咧？siánn-mih lâng ē-tàng liáu-kái--leh?♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫請你著等我tshiánn lí tio̍h tán guá可憐的歹命女khó-lîn ê pháinn-miā-lú爸母散赤pē-bú sàn-tshiah請原諒唷tshiánn guân-liōng--iooh對今日uì kim-ji̍t看破了一切khuànn-phuà liáu it-tshè你咱的情愛lí lán ê tsîng-ài才著來犧牲tsiah tio̍h lâi hi-sing♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫男)哼！照理講hngh! tsiàu lí kóng這就是天秤上的愛情啦tse tsiū-sī thian-phîng siōng ê ài-tsîng--lah情！情！tsîng! tsîng!情就是錢嘛！tsîng tsiū-sī tsînn mā!哈哈哈哈哈hah hah hah hah hah女)小等咧！sió-tán--leh!你好好聽我講lí hó-hó thiann guá kóng男)免講啦！bián-kóng--lah!你請！lí tshiánn!女)慢且咧！bān-tshiánn--leh!慢且咧！bān-tshiánn--leh!♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫請你著等我tshiánn lí tio̍h tán guá毋通做你行m̄-thang tsuè lí kiânn可憐女性khó-lîn lú-sìng請原諒唷tshiánn guân-liōng--iooh對今日uì kim-ji̍t我也心痛苦欸guá iā sim thòng-khóo--eh你咱的戀夢lí lán ê luân-bāng才著來犧牲tsiah tio̍h lâi hi-sing♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT【三年後】【三年後】【三年後】TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT女)♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫暗淡的月娘照著港邊àm-tām ê gue̍h-niû tsiò tio̍h káng-pinn予阮目屎點點滴hōo gún ba̍k-sái tiám-tiám tih變樣的富山做伊去piàn-iūnn ê Hù-san tsuè-i khì放阮孤單心傷悲pàng gún koo-tuann sim siong-pi♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫男)欸！你敢毋是罔育仔？eh! lí kám m̄-sī Bóng-io--á?欸～毋是eh~ m̄-sī你是富山太太lí sī Hù-san thài-thài想袂到siūnn bē-kàu三年後的今仔日sann-nî āu ê kin-á-ji̍t又閣相逢在這个所在iū-koh siong-hông tsāi tsit ê sóo-tsāi喔！看起來ooh! khuànn--khí-lâi你敢若有較瘦乎？lí kánn-ná ū khah sán, honnh?女)嗯...是呢ngh... sī--neh阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann你是毋是lí sī-m̄-sī對美國留學轉來？tuì Bí-kok liû-ha̍k tńg--âi?男)才干焦留學tsiah kan-na liû-ha̍k嘛去共人清水溝mā khì kā-lâng tshing tsuí-kau拖糞埽thua pùn-sò擦皮鞋tshat phuê-ê透早去共人賣油炸粿thàu-tsá khì kā-lâng bē iû-tsia̍h-ké中晝賣彼號鹹炒粞tiong-tàu bē hit-lō kiâm-tshá-tshè暗時仔杏仁茶àm-sî--á hēng-jîn-tê有生理做甲無生理ū sing-lí tsò kah bô sing-lí尾仔去共人做苦力bé--á khì kā-lâng tsò ku-lí無論是bô-lūn sī鼠牛虎兔馬羊猴tshí gû hóo thòo bé iûnn kâu我逐項都是變透透guá ta̍k-hāng to-sī pìnn thàu-thàu總是皇天不負苦心人tsóng--sī hông-thian put-hū khóo-sim-jîn佳哉予我ka-tsài hōo guá連中十擺的五十萬liân tiòng tsa̍p-pái ê gōo-tsa̍p-bān我這馬guá tsit-má毋才小可仔會成人m̄-tsiah sió-khuá-á ē tsiânn-lâng女)啊～阿春仔兄ah~ A-tshun--á hiann你已經成功得志矣lí í-king sîng-kong tit-tsì--ah是毋？sī--m̄?我真歡喜guá tsin huann-hí你敢知影lí kám tsai-iánn彼个無情的富山hit ê bô-tsîng ê Hù-san將阮放捒的代誌？tsiong gún pàng-sak ê tāi-tsì?男)嗯，知影ngh, tsai-iánn所以我真同情你sóo-í guá tsin tông-tsîng lí你敢無看著lí kám bô khuànn--tio̍h報紙上的揣人啟事pò-tsuá siōng ê tshuē-lâng khé-sū佮電火柱的告示？kah tiān-hué-thiāu ê kò-sī?女)無啊bô--ah是啥物代誌sī siánn-mih tāi-tsì男)欸！啊因為我eh! ah in-uī guá這馬是好額人tsit-má sī hó-gia̍h-lâng想欲共你鬥幫忙siūnn-beh kā lí tàu-pang-bâng所以我心堅意決sóo-í guá sim kian ì kuat將阮房間仔底出發tsiong gún pâng-king-á-té tshut-huat目標寶斗里bo̍k-phiau Pó-táu-lí紲落suà--lo̍h艋舺公園番薯市báng-kah kong-hn̂g han-tsî-tshī江山樓圓環邊Kang-san-lâu înn-khuân pinn臺南新町Tâi-lâm Sin-ting士林賊仔墘Sū-lîm Tsha̍t-á-kînn高雄市政府愛河邊Ko-hiông Tshī-tsìng-hú Ài-hô pinn總是為著欲揣你啦tsóng--sī uī-tio̍h beh tshē lí--lah女)唅！hannh!男)又閣走去法院iū-koh tsáu-khì huat-īnn養老院孤兒院美容院ióng-ló-īnn koo-jî-īnn bí-iông-īnn以及臺北病院í-ki̍p Tâi-pak pīnn-īnn上紲尾仔siōng suà-bué--á走去松山痟病院tsáu-khì Siông-san siáu-pīnn-īnn猶原是揣無你iu-guân sī tshē-bô lí姑不將koo-put-tsiong才走去探聽區公所tsiah tsáu-khì thàm-thiann khu-kong-sóo派出所衛生所phài-tshut-sóo uē-sing sóo以及公共廁所í-ki̍p kong-kiōng tshè-sóo猶原是無法度iu-guân sī bô-huat-tōo最後tsuè-āu我無惜路途的遙遠guá bô-sioh lōo-tôo ê iâu-uán走去體育館博物館tsáu-khì thé-io̍k-kuán phok-bu̍t-kuán當時也揣遍了tong-sî iā tshē-phiàn liáu中南北部的殯儀館tiong, lâm, pak-pōo ê pin-gî-kuán總講一句tsóng-kóng tsi̍t-kù我是為著欲揣你guá sī uī-tio̍h beh tshē lí揣甲強強欲半小死tshē kah kiōng-kiōng-beh puànn-sió-sí女)（哭）男)嗯～罔育仔ngh~ Bóng-io--á你又閣佇咧哭矣lí iū-koh tī-eh khàu--ah是毋？sī--m̄?自從我tsū-tsiông guá佮你離開了後kah lí lī-khui liáu-āu我捾著一矸太白酒guá kuānn tio̍h tsi̍t-kan thài-pe̍h-tsiú想欲來解決著siūnn-beh lâi kái-kuat tio̍h我滿腹的憂愁guá muá-pak ê iu-tshiû彼當時的我hit-tong-sî ê guá嗚呼，是哭甲怎樣oo-hoo, sī khàu kah tsuánn-iūnn你敢會了解？lí kám ē liáu-kái?我心一下凝guá sim tsi̍t-ē gîng喉一下滇âu tsi̍t-ē tīnn哭甲親像雷公佇咧霆khàu kah tshin-tshiūnn luî-kong tī-leh tân彼矸太白酒hit kan thài-pe̍h-tsiú煞啉袂落去啦suah lim buē lo̍h-khì--lah只有失戀的目屎tsí-ū sit-luân ê ba̍k-sái流到喙角lâu kah tshuì-kak我才用喙舌尾guá tsiah iōng tshuì-tsi̍h-bué共舐看覓咧kā tsīnn khuànn-māi--eh哎喲！彼啥物滋味aih-iooh! he siánn-mih tsu-bī你敢會知？lí kám ē tsai?女)目屎鹹鹹ba̍k-sái kiâm-kiâm大概X會X去，乎？男)唅！無你哪會知，唅？hannh! bô, lí ná ē tsai--hannh?女)因為我也是佮你仝款in-uī guá iā-sī kah lí kāng-khuán同病相憐tông-pīnn siong-lîn阿春仔A-tshun--á這完全攏是運命啦tse uân-tsuân lóng-sī ūn-miā--lah男)運命？ūn-miā?啥物叫做運命？siánn-mih kiò-tsò ūn-miā?你的運命lí ê ūn-miā是受金錢所支配的啦sī siū kim-tsînn sóo tsi-phuè ê--lah女)這...tse ...男)著！tio̍h!你當時提兩萬箍lí tong-sî the̍h nn̄g-bān khoo欲來贊助我beh lâi tsàn-tsōo guá雖然我無收sui-jiân guá bô siu但是我知影tān-sī guá tsai-iánn你是可憐我lí sī khó-liân guá同情我是tông-tsîng guá sī一个苦學的人tsi̍t-ê khóo-ha̍k ê lâng因為這點in-uī tsit tiám我今仔日guá kin-á-ji̍t欲來幫忙你beh lâi pang-bâng lí遮！遮有五萬箍tsia! tsia ū gōo-bān khoo你提去嘛lí the̍h--khì mah女)阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann雖然現在我是sui-jiân hiān-tsāi guá sī一个孤苦無依的人tsi̍t-ê koo-khóo bû-i ê lâng但是我毋是愛你的錢tān-sī guá m̄-sī ài lí ê tsînn請你了解我tshiánn lí liáu-kái guá男)欸～我真了解eh~ guá tsin liáu-kái而且真明白啦jî-tshiánn tsin bîng-pi̍k--lah今仔日kin-á-ji̍t咱兩个人的感情lán nn̄g-ê lâng ê kám-tsîng好親像你彼領hó-tshin-tshiūnn lí hit niá紅色的洋裝啦âng-sik ê iûnn-tsong--lah已經退了色囉í-king thè liáu sik--looh而且變形囉jî-tshiánn piàn-hîng--looh若欲愛會完全nā beh ài ē uân-tsuân我想你敢若著guá siūnn lí kánn tio̍h親像楊令婆褪殼tshin-tshiūnn Iûnn-līng-pô thǹg-khak閣再換別領啦koh-tsài uānn pa̍t niá--lah女)啥...siánn...阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann本來我是有pún-lâi guá sī ū真濟衫通換tsin tsē sann thang uānn但是都攏當了了囉tān-sī to-lóng tǹg liáu-liáu--looh男)欸！當了了喔ennh! tǹg liáu-liáu--ooh彼哪有啥物關係啦he ná-ū siánn-mih kuan-hē--lah閣做新的嘛koh tsò sin--ê mah人講lâng kóng有錢使鬼會挨磨ū-tsînn sái kuí ē e-bō嗒！遮的錢tah! tsia-ê tsînn你提去買豬頭皮來戴啦lí the̍h-khì bé ti-thâu-phuê lâi tì--lah♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫罔育仔Bóng-io--á我明白我明白guá bîng-pi̍k guá bîng-pi̍k罔育仔罔育仔Bóng-io--á Bóng-io--á我了解我了解guá liáu-kái guá liáu-kái罔育仔Bóng-io--á你彼號花言巧語lí hit-lō hua-giân khá-gú已經聽真濟í-king thiann tsin tsuē永遠咧íng-uán teh永遠咧恨你íng-uán teh hūn lí為怎樣你會來放我uī tsuánn-iūnn lí ē lâi pàng guá你將我lí tsiong guá當做一个阿西tòng-tsò tsi̍t-ê a-se罔育仔Bóng-io--á你著愛覺悟啦lí tio̍h-ài kak-ngōo--lah罔育仔罔育仔Bóng-io--á Bóng-io--á你真是不應該lí tsin sī put-ing-kai罔育仔Bóng-io--á欺騙我的感情khi-phiàn guá ê kám-tsîng我恨你我恨你我恨你guá hūn lí guá hūn lí guá hūn lí我永遠怨恨你guá íng-uán uàn-hūn lí罔育仔Bóng-io--á你著愛覺悟啦lí tio̍h-ài kak-ngōo--lah罔育仔罔育仔Bóng-io--á Bóng-io--á你真是不應該lí tsin sī put-ing-kai罔育仔Bóng-io--á欺騙我的感情khi-phiàn guá ê kám-tsîng我恨你我恨你我恨你guá hūn lí guá hūn lí guá hūn lí我永遠怨恨你guá íng-uán uàn-hūn lí♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫女)阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann男)罔育仔Bóng-io--á你較早敢毋是講lí khah-tsá kám m̄-sī kóng愛挃璇石手指？ài-ti̍h suān-tsio̍h tshiú-tsí?遮，遮的錢tsia, tsia-ê tsînn攏是欲予你的嘛lóng-sī beh hōo lí ê mah你聽好去買lí thìng-hó khì bé三五十跤仔來掛嘛sann-gōo-tsa̍p kha-á lâi kuà--mah女)阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann你未免太過份囉lí bī-bián thài kè-hūn--looh（哭）男)你現在lí hiān-tsāi不應該再傷心啦put-ing-kai tsài siong-sim--lah應該歡喜才著ing-kai huann-hí tsiah tio̍h現在你的願望hiān-tsāi lí ê guān-bōng我已經予你達成矣啦嘛guá í-king hōo lí ta̍t-sîng--ah lah-mah女)阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann我的願望guá ê guān-bōng也就是你的成功iā tsiū-sī lí ê sîng-kong男)你講得真好聽lí kóng tit tsin hó-thiann你敢有想著我當時lí kám ū siūnn-tio̍h guá tong-sî為你失戀的心情uī lí sit-luân ê sim-tsîng是何等樣的痛苦呢？sī hô-tíng-iūnn ê thòng-khóo--neh?你敢會知lí kám ē tsai有人為著失戀ū-lâng uī-tio̍h sit-luân致使去跳海tì-sú khì thiàu hái有的去跳大埤ū-ê khì thiàu tuā-pi有的去跳鼓井ū-ê khì thiàu kóo-tsínn我guá我猶原guá iu-guân是其中的一个啦sī kî-tiong ê tsi̍t-ê--lah女)有影無！？ū-iánn--bô! ?阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann抑無ia̍h-bô你是去跳啥物貨呢？lí sī khì thiàu siánn-meh-hè--neh?男)我喔guá--ooh我失戀的初期guá sit-luân ê tshoo-kî苦傷悲khóo siong-pi淋淚啼lâm luī thî想欲去跳大埤siūnn-beh khì thiàu tuā-pi共摸一个看覓咧kā bong tsi̍t-ê khuànn-māi--eh哎喲！水閣冷吱吱喔aih-iooh! tsuí koh líng-ki-ki--ooh我自按呢guá tsū-án-ne將欲去天國旅行的路照tsiong beh khì thian-kok lí-hîng ê lōo-tsiàu共改延期kā kái iân-kî性命暫時來共保持sìnn-miā tsiām-sî lâi kā pó-tshî女)啊！真佳哉ah! tsin ka-tsài啊紲落去咧？ah suà--lo̍h-khì leh?男)紲落去喔suà--lo̍h-khì ooh我都罔趖罔趖guá to bóng sô bóng sô趖到淡水河sô kàu Tām-tsuí-hô我目屎輾輾翱guá ba̍k-sái lìn-lìn kō一聲欲直接來去見閻羅tsi̍t-siann beh ti̍t-tsiap lâi-khì kìnn Giâm-lô欸！慢且是咧eh! bān-tshiánn-sī--leh女)啊無ah bô是發生啥物代誌sī huat-sing siánn-mih tāi-tsì你哪會無跳落去咧lí ná ē bô thiàu--lo̍h-khì leh男)唅！啊無hannh! ah bô你毋著愛我緊去死lí m̄-tio̍h ài guá kín khì sí是毋？sī--m̄?女)欸...嗯...，無啦eh...ngh..., bô--lah我是看你guá sī khuànn lí表演甲遐爾仔逼真piáu-ián kah hah-nī-á pik-tsin故事真動人kòo-sū tsin tōng-jîn鏡頭也真好kiànn-thâu iā tsin hó我是助你的三通鼓guá sī tsōo lí ê sam-thong kóo較緊咧較緊咧啦khah-kín--leh khah-kín--leh lah男)較緊怎樣？khah-kín tsánn-iūnn?較緊叫我去死khah-kín kiò guá khì sí是毋？sī--m̄?女)毋是啦m̄-sī--lah這馬演甲當緊張tsit-má ián kah tng kín-tiunn毋著做一个較熱場咧m̄-to̍h tsò tsi̍t-ê khah jia̍t-tiûnn--eh較緊講啦khah-kín kóng--lah男)乎！乎！好honnh! honnh! hó到遮來kàu-tsia lâi世間無留戀sè-kan bô liû-luân我欲死一个仔guá beh sí tsi̍t-ê-á通予萬古流傳thang hōo bān-kóo liû-thuân女)你乎lí, honnh真偉大tsin uí-tāi你就共伊lí tō kā-i死一个仔看覓咧嘛sí tsi̍t-ê-á khuànn-māi--eh mah男)唅！？hannh! ?你煞贊成我死lí suah tsàn-sîng guá sí是毋？sī--m̄?女)成人之美嘛sîng-jîn tsi-bí--mah啊紲落去咧？ah suà--lo̍h-khì leh?男)喔，紲落去喔ooh, suà--lo̍h-khì ooh紲落去suà--lo̍h-khì都河溝頭to hô-kau thâu佇咧放溝仔水tī-leh pàng kau-á tsuí臭毛毛垃圾鬼tshàu-moo-mōo lah-sap-kuí彼號五種的氣味hit-lō gōo-tsióng ê khì-bī鼻落到地phīnn lo̍h kàu-tè穩當會破病ún-tàng ē phuà-pīnn這聲若跳落去tsit-siann nā thiàu--lo̍h-khì激一下kik tsi̍t-ē穩袂飼咧ún buē tshī--eh這種的毋是麵tsiőng-ê m̄-sī mī看破khuànn-phuà往回食家己óng-huê tsia̍h-ka-kī我想來想去guá siūnn-lâi-siūnn-khì無步數bô pōo-sòo姑不而將koo-put-jî-tsiong才去跳tsiah khì thiàu跳彼號...thiàu hit-lō ...女)跳海thiàu hái是毋？sī--m̄?男)欸！欸！eh! eh!毋是啦m̄-sī--lah去跳曼波khì thiàu bàm-booh女)唅！hannh!男)跳一下thiàu--tsi̍t-ē起毛好khí-moo hó啊紲落去ah suà--lo̍h-khì煞跳彼號阿哥哥suah thiàu hit-lō a-ko-ko女)嗯...哼！ngh...hngh!男子漢lâm-tsú-hàn遐爾仔無勇氣hah-nī-á bô ióng-khì男)唅！我為著你hannh! guá uī-tio̍h lí險險仔去死hiám-hiám-á khì sí你閣笑我講無勇氣lí koh tshiò guá kóng bô ióng-khì罔育仔Bóng-io--á枉費我óng-huì guá這幾若年期待你tsit kuí-lō nî kî-thāi lí無路用bô-lōo-īng哎喲！我苦囉！aih-iooh! guá khóo--looh!我的舊症頭guá ê kū tsìng-thâu又閣咧欲發起來囉iū-koh tih-beh huat--khí-lâi looh喔喔喔喔ooh ooh ooh ooh女)哎喲！aih-iooh!阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann無，你是怎樣呢？bô, lí sī tsuánn-iūnn--neh?男)又閣咧起畏寒矣iū-koh leh khí uì-kuânn--ah女)你較有元氣啊lí khah ū guân-khì--ah啊阿春仔兄ah A-tshun--á hiann男)我濛欸guá bông--eh濛～欸～bông~ eh~女)阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann醒來喔tshínn--lâi ooh男)啊～面前敢毋是ah~ bīn-tsîng kám m̄-sī金色夜叉嘛？kim-sik iā-tshe--mah?女)毋是啦m̄-sī--lah我是罔育仔啦guá sī Bóng-io--á--lah男)唅～你是罔育仔喔hannh~ lí sī Bóng-io--á--ooh女)阿春仔兄A-tshun--á hiann你較鎮靜咧lí khah tìn-tsīng--leh男)啊～罔育仔ah~ Bóng-io--á我拄才接著guá tú-tsiah tsiap-tio̍h太白金星的一通電話Thài-pi̍k-kim-sing ê tsi̍t-thong tiān-uē佮閻羅王的kah Giâm-lô-ông ê一張限時的掛號批tsi̍t-tiunn hān-sî ê kuà-hō-phe講起...kóng-khí ...講起...kóng-khí ...女)講起啥物咧？kóng-khí siánn-meh--leh?男)啊都太白金星ah to Thài-pi̍k-kim-sing先共我講sing kā guá kóng講你佮我的關係kóng lí kah guá ê kuan-hē是五百年前註定sī gōo-pah nî tsîng tsù-tiānn冤家變親家uan-ke piàn tshin-ke這世人著愛做伙tsit-sì-lâng tio̍h-ài tsò-hé若無做伙nā bô tsò-hué一定愛一个it-tīng ài tsi̍t-ê去閻羅王遐出差khì Giâm-lô-ông hia tshut-tshe講頭塊交椅欲讓咱坐啦kóng thâu-tè kau-í beh niū lán tsē--lah女)唅！你你是毋是hannh! lí, lí sī-m̄-sī佇咧陷眠咧？tī-eh hām-bîn--leh?男)無喔！bô--ooh!我曷無佇咧陷眠guá a̍h bô tī-eh hām-bîn你應該愛相信lí ing-kai ài siong-sìn你佮我可比是lí kah guá khó-pí sī金童玉女來化身kim-tông gio̍k-lí lâi huà-sin佮七世夫妻有原因kah tshit-sè hu-tshe ū guân-in咱應該lán ing-kai先苦而後甘sing khóo jî-hiō kam這杯戀愛的苦酒tsit pue luân-ài ê khóo-tsiú咱註該啉lán tsù-kai lim英臺註定三伯的某Ing-tâi tsù-tiānn Sam-phik ê bóo無彩馬俊的功勞bô-tshái Bé-tsùn ê kong-lô五百年前是註好好gōo-pah nî tsîng sī tsù-hó-hó英臺命中配梁哥Ing-tâi miā-tiong phuè Niû-ko♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫英臺註定是三伯的某Ing-tâi tsù-tiānn sī Sam-phik ê bóo無彩馬俊的功勞bô-tshái Bé-tsùn ê kong-lô五百年前註好好gōo-pah nî tsîng tsù-hó-hó英臺命中配梁哥Ing-tâi miā-tiong phuè Niû-ko♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫女)♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫馬前潑水難得收má tsîng phuah tsuí lân-tit siu毋敢望你來收留m̄-kánn bāng lí lâi siu-liû看你功名會成就khuànn lí kong-bîng ē sîng-tsiū情願春水向東流tsîng-guān tshun-tsuí hiòng tang liû♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫男)陳三為娘學磨鏡Tân-sann uī niû o̍h buâ kiànn五娘為情綴三兄Gōo-niû uī tsîng tuè Sann-hiann你我應該再約定lí guá ing-kai tsài iok-tiānn才袂姜女哭長城tsiah buē Khiunn-lí khàu Tn̂g-siânn♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫陳三為娘學磨鏡Tân-sann uī niû o̍h buâ kiànn五娘為情綴三兄Gōo-niû uī tsîng tuè Sann-hiann你我應該再約定lí guá ing-kai tsài iok-tiānn才袂姜女哭長城tsiah buē Khiunn-lú khàu Tn̂g-siânn♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫女)♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫我佮你有情佮有義guá kah lí ū-tsîng kah ū-gī自問此時歹八字tsū-būn tshú-sî pháinn peh-gī經過富山做細姨king-kuè Hù-san tsuè sè-î無彼號資格匹配你bô hit-lō tsu-keh phit-phuè lí♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫♪♫♪♩♬♪♩♬♪♩♫男)當時你離開我的時tong-sî lí lī-khui guá ê sî確實是我一生中khak-si̍t sī guá it-sing-tiong最痛苦的代誌tsuè thòng-khóo ê tāi-tsì所以我認為sóo-í guá jīn-uî你是一个金色夜叉lí sī tsi̍t-ê kim-sik iā-tshe但是最近tān-sī tsuè-kīn我所聽著的消息guá sóo thiann--tio̍h ê siau-sit才使我tsiah sú guá漸漸對你了解tsiām-tsiām tuì lí liáu-kái佮暗暗的同情你kah àm-àm ê tông-tsîng lí現在咱莫計較hiān-tsāi lán mài kè-kàu應該將過去的代誌ing-kai tsiong kè-khì ê tāi-tsì放水流pàng tsuí lâu破鏡重圓好到老phuà-kiànn tiông-înn hó kàu-lāu女)袂用得buē-īng-eh阿春仔A-tshun--á我已經guá í-king無資格通嫁你矣bô tsu-keh thang kè lí--ah恐驚會khióng-kiann ē妨害著你的名譽hông-hāi to̍h lí ê bîng-gū男)講啥物？kóng siánn-mih?真正的愛情tsin-tsiànn ê ài-tsîng是無分階級佮貧賤sī bô hun kai-kip kah pîn-tsiān只要咱兩个人tsí-iàu lán nn̄g-ê lâng心心相愛sim sim siong-ài將過去的一切tsiong kè-khì ê it-tshè當做一場的惡夢tòng-tsò tsi̍t-tiûnn ê ok-bāng用心建立美滿的家庭iōng-sim kiàn-li̍p bí-buán ê ka-tîng敢毋是真好呢？kám m̄ sī tsin hó--neh?女)袂用得buē-īng-eh袂用得buē-īng-eh男)唅？hannh?閣誠實袂用得koh tsiânn-si̍t buē-īng-eh啊！好啦！ah! hó--lah!到遮來kàu-tsia lâi罔育仔你共我看Bóng-io--á lí kā guá khuànn我遮一包一包guá tsia tsi̍t-pau tsi̍t-pau這包就是三年前tsit pau tsiū-sī sann-nî tsîng我欲準備自殺的毒藥啦guá beh tsún-pī tsū-sat ê to̍k-io̍h--lah女)啥物？！siánn-meh?!男)三年後的今仔日sann-nî āu ê kin-á-ji̍t我無食guá bô tsia̍h猶原是袂用得啦iu-guân sī buē-īng-eh--lah罔育仔你真殘忍Bóng-io--á lí tsin tsân-jím我第一次失戀guá tē-it tshù sit-luân予你害無死hōo lí hāi bô sí第二次我想tē-jī tshù guá siūnn無死是袂埋得啦bô sí sī buē tâi--eh lah女)阿春仔A-tshun--á你袂用得死的lí buē-īng-eh sí--ê男)我無死guá bô sí就袂當tō buē-tàng親像七世夫妻矣咧tshin-tshiūnn tshit-sè hu-tshe--ah-leh女)阿春仔A-tshun--á你不應該死lí put-ing-kai sí應該愛死的人是我ing-kai ài sí ê lâng sī guá你彼包毒藥予我lí hit pau to̍k-io̍h hōo guá男)唅！啥物！hannh! siánn-mih!你欲死予我看喔？lí beh-sí hōo guá khuànn--ooh?女)嗯！ngh!男)好！藥仔予你hó! io̍h-á hōo lí提去！the̍h--khì!哼！我才毋相信講hngh! guá tsiah m̄ siong-sìn kóng你誠實敢食lí tsiânn-si̍t kánn tsia̍h嘿！嘿！嘿！啊！heh! heh! heh! ah!啊你誠實吞落去喔！ah lí tsiânn-si̍t thun--lo̍h-khì ooh!誠實食落去喔！tsiânn-si̍t tsia̍h--lo̍h-khì ooh!女)阿春仔A-tshun--á在我猶未死以前tsāi guá iá-bē sí í-tsîng請你聽我tshiánn lí thiann guá講幾句仔遺言kóng kuí-kù-á uî-giân好毋？hó--m̄?這世人我辜負你tsit-sì-lâng guá koo-hū lí但是後世人tān-sī āu-sì-lâng我絕對欲guá tsua̍t-tuì beh還你這筆的感情債hâinn lí tsit pit ê kám-tsîng-tsè女)阿春兄A-tshun hiann男)嗯ngh女)我guá我愛你guá ài lí男)唅！hannh!女)我永遠都愛你guá íng-uán to ài lí男)欸，有影抑無？eh, ū-iánn ia̍h bô?我嘛真愛你guá mā tsin ài lí罔育仔Bóng-io--á是講sī-kóng你既然有愛我lí kì-jiân ū ài guá哪通予我ná thang hōo guá等到後出世啦tán-kah āu-tshut-sì--lah親像我這款tshin-tshiūnn guá tsit khuán遮爾歹運的男性tsiah-nī pháinn-ūn ê lâm-sìng毋拄好後出世m̄-tú-hó āu-tshut-sì若出世做查某的nā tshut-sì tsò tsa-bóo--ê我欲哪有辦法通娶你啦？guá beh ná-ū pān-huat thang tshuā lí--lah?所以你sóo-í lí猶是現在來答應我iáu-sī hiān-tsāi lâi tah-ìng guá做一个仔阿春仔太太tsuè tsi̍t-ê-á A-tshun-á thài-thài女)但是tān-sī但是我...tān-sī guá ...男)嗯，你按怎？ngh, lí án-tsuánn?女)我藥性若是發guá io̍h-sìng nā-sī huat著愛去天國旅行矣tio̍h-ài khì thian-kok lú-hîng--ah欲怎樣來答應你？beh tsuánn-iūnn lâi tah-ìng lí?男)彼袂喔！he buē--ooh!你藥氣若發乎lí io̍h-khì nā huat, honnh你會食咧規百歲lí ē tsia̍h eh kui-pah huè你頭拄仔lí thâ-tú-á是中著我的計sī tiòng-tio̍h guá ê kè彼包毋是毒藥啦hit pau m̄-sī to̍k-io̍h--lah女)唅！hannh!男)彼包是tsioo-kóo-lè-toohhit pau sī tsioo-kóo-lè-tooh (chocolate)摻塗豆仁啦！tsham thôo-tāu-jîn--lah!食著tsia̍h-tio̍h補血兼提神póo-hiat kiam thê-sîn增加咱兩个人的感情喔tsing-ka lán nn̄g-ê lâng ê kám-tsîng--ooh女)阿春仔A-tshun--á敢誠實有影是毋？kám tsiânn-si̍t ū-iánn, sī--m̄?嗯～阮毋知啦～ngh~ gún m̄-tsai--lah~男)欸～罔育仔eh~ Bóng-io--á彼你毋知啦he lí m̄-tsai--lah彼毋過我知咧he m̄-koh guá tsai--leh女)嗯～嗯嗯嗯～ngh~ ngh-ngh-ngh~男)哈哈哈哈哈hah hah hah hah hah------------------------------------------→
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