16207/《畫圖的美術師》Uē-tôo ê Bí-su̍t-su郭大誠Kueh Tāi-sîng------------------------------------------好消息報恁知hó siau-sit pò lín tsai毋是我落下頦m̄-sī guá làu-ē-hâi畫圖的工夫uē-tôo ê kang-hu真厲害tsin lī-hāi全省通人知tsuân-síng thong-lâng-tsai我就是看板師guá tsiū-sī kha̋ng-páng-sai漆漆漆tshat tshat tshat漆漆漆tshat tshat tshat來喔lâi--ooh親愛的兄弟朋友tshin-ài ê hiann-tī pîng-iú請恁予我畫看覓tshiánn lín hōo guá uē khuànn-māi保證會予恁滿意pó-tsìng ē hōo lín buán-ì笑咍咍tshiò-hai-hai↓↓(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↓↓喂~來來來uê~ lâi lâi lâi好消息報恁知hó siau-sit pò lín tsai毋是我佇咧落下頦m̄-sī guá tī-leh làu-ē-hâi因為我的畫圖的功夫袂䆀in-uī guá ê uē-tôo ê kang-hu buē-bái人人才叫我看板師lâng-lâng tsiah kiò guá kha̋ng-páng-sai阮厝本來是踮佇咧深山內gún tshù pún-lâi sī tiàm tī-leh tshim-suann lāi幾若年前kuí-lō nî tsîng八七水災Pat-tshit tsuí-tsai大水淹對阮厝內tuā-tsuí im tuì gún tshù-lāi淹一下足厲害im tsi̍t-ē tsiok lī-hāi姑不將才搬對恁遮來koo-put-tsiong tsiah puann tuì lín tsia lâi來喔lâi--ooh看覓khuànn-māi若我畫圖的工夫nā guá uē-tôo ê kang-hu絕對毋認輸tsua̍t-tuì m̄ jīn-su三重埔大學的朋友Sann-tîng-poo tāi-ha̍k ê pîng-iú都認定我是to jīn-tīng guá sī畫地圖的美術師uē tē-tôo ê bí-su̍t-su嗒!用喙講的tah! iōng tshuì kóng--ê無憑準bô pîn-tsún我提幾張仔guá the̍h kuí-tiunn-á予恁做見本hōo lín tsuè kiàn-pún看!第一張khuànn! tē-it tiunn是火車佇咧走大海sī hué-tshia tī-leh tsáu tuā-hái啊若第二張ah nā tē-jī tiunn是鐵馬咧拚烏肚䆀sī thih-bé leh piànn oo-tóo-bái舊年我提這兩張kū-nî guá the̍h tsit nn̄g-tiunn去參加全世界khì tsham-ka tsuân sè-kài美術展覽的比賽bí-su̍t tián-lám ê pí-sài嘿嘿!對尾仔算起來heh-heh! tuì bué--á sǹg--khí-lâi第一名tē-it-miâ就是小弟不才tsiū-sī sió-tī put-tsâi這全世界通人知tse tsuân sè-kài thong-lâng-tsai來喔~lâi--ooh~欸~你若是共我買eh~ lí nā-sī kā guá bé也會使iā ē-sái啊若是欲予我畫ah nā-sī beh hōo guá uē著趕緊來tio̍h kuánn-kín lâi價錢最實在kè-tsînn tsuè si̍t-tsāi啊若隨在恁送ah nā suî-tsāi lín sàng嘛無干礙mā bô kan-gāi親像阮隔壁tshin-tshiūnn gún keh-piah彼个木匠師hit ê ba̍k-tshiūnn-sai伊講不孝有三i kóng put-hàu iú sam無後為大bû hiō uî tāi想欲娶一个某siūnn-beh tshuā tsi̍t-ê bóo顧家內kòo ke-lāi無疑每擺都失敗bô-gî muí-pái to sit-pāi逐家攏嫌伊ta̍k-ke lóng hiâm i有目睭無目眉ū ba̍k-tsiu bô ba̍k-bâi實在可憐代si̍t-tsāi khó-liân-tāi走來揣我這个看板師啊tsáu-lâi tshē guá tsit ê kha̋ng-páng-sai--ah我共伊整型畫目眉guá kā-i tsíng-hîng uē ba̍k-bâi畫一下變成uē tsi̍t-ē piàn-sîng一表的人才it-piáu ê jîn-tsâi經過無幾工king-kuè bô kuí-kang交一个查某囡仔嬰kau tsi̍t-ê tsa-bóo-gín-á-inn是媠噹噹sī suí-tang-tang暢甲骨頭齊振動thiòng kah kut-thâu tsiâu tín-tāng紅包猶原嘛是隨在伊送âng-pau iu-guân mā sī suî-tsāi i sàng來喔!參考看覓lâi--ooh! tsham-khó khuànn-māi欸~這張就是eh~ tsit tiunn tsiū-sī電影的看板tiān-iánn ê kha̋ng-páng啊若這位小姐ah nā tsit uī sió-tsiá我共畫得guá kā uē tit非常的性感hui-siông ê sìng-kám啊若這位先生真勇敢ah nā tsit uī sian-sinn tsin ióng-kám踮佇咧路邊tiàm tī-leh lōo-pinn兩个人咧Kiss相攬nn̄g ê lâng teh Kiss sio-lám啊若欲好看ah nā beh hó-khuànn著這張法國的肉彈tio̍h tsit tiunn Huat-kok ê bah-tuânn穿洋裝tshīng iûnn-tsong胸坎閣落一半hing-khám koh làu tsi̍t-puànn嗯~你若欲看ngh~ lí nā beh khuànn毋通起畏寒m̄-thang khí-uì-kuânn才袂流喙瀾tsiah bē lâu tshuì-nuā無論是講bô-lūn-sī kóng油畫水彩畫炭畫iû-uē tsuí-tshái-uē thuànn-uē攏總無問題lóng-tsóng bô būn-tuê喜怒哀樂hí nōo ai lo̍k我共畫得guá kā uē tit非常的詳細hui-siông ê siông-sè老人共畫做少年家lāu-lâng kā uē tsò siàu-liân-ke少年畫做老阿伯siàu-liân uē tsò lāu-a-peh先生畫予好體格sian-sinn uē hōo hó thé-keh小姐畫予腰較細sió-tsiá uē hōo io khah sè畫烏漆白uē-oo tshat-pe̍h我全部無問題guá tsuân-pōo bô būn-tê朋友啊pîng-iú--ah你若是做生理lí nā-sī tsò-sing-lí佇咧做袂拄好tī-leh tsuè buē tú-hó事事咧袂轉倒sū sū teh buē tńg-tó我畫一塊看板guá uē tsi̍t-tè kha̋ng-páng予恁轉去做參考hōo lín tńg-khì tsò tsham-khó到時你就知影kàu-sî lí tiō tsai-iánn我畫的看板是好寶guá uē ê kha̋ng-páng sī hó-pó來喔~lâi--ooh~來喔~lâi--ooh~↑↑(口白)---(口白)---(口白)↑↑好消息報恁知hó siau-sit pò lín tsai毋是我落下頦m̄-sī guá làu-ē-hâi畫圖的工夫uē-tôo ê kang-hu真厲害tsin lī-hāi全省通人知tsuân-síng thong-lâng-tsai我就是看板師guá tsiū-sī kha̋ng-páng-sai漆漆漆tshat tshat tshat閣漆漆漆koh tshat tshat tshat來喔lâi--ooh親愛的兄弟朋友tshin-ài ê hiann-tī pîng-iú請恁予我畫看覓tshiánn lín hōo guá uē khuànn-māi保證會予恁滿意pó-tsìng ē hōo lín buán-ì笑咍咍tshiò-hai-hai------------------------------------------→
好消息報恁知毋是我落下頦畫圖的工夫真厲害全省通人知我就是看板師漆漆漆漆漆漆來喔親愛的兄弟朋友請恁予我畫看覓保證會予恁滿意笑咍咍喂~來來來好消息報恁知毋是我佇咧落下頦因為我的畫圖的功夫袂䆀人人才叫我看板師阮厝本來是踮佇咧深山內幾若年前八七水災大水淹對阮厝內淹一下足厲害姑不將才搬對恁遮來來喔看覓若我畫圖的工夫絕對毋認輸三重埔大學的朋友都認定我是畫地圖的美術師嗒!用喙講的無憑準我提幾張仔予恁做見本看!第一張是火車佇咧走大海啊若第二張是鐵馬咧拚烏肚䆀舊年我提這兩張去參加全世界美術展覽的比賽嘿嘿!對尾仔算起來第一名就是小弟不才這全世界通人知來喔~欸~你若是共我買也會使啊若是欲予我畫著趕緊來價錢最實在啊若隨在恁送嘛無干礙親像阮隔壁彼个木匠師伊講不孝有三無後為大想欲娶一个某顧家內無疑每擺都失敗逐家攏嫌伊有目睭無目眉實在可憐代走來揣我這个看板師啊我共伊整型畫目眉畫一下變成一表的人才經過無幾工交一个查某囡仔嬰是媠噹噹暢甲骨頭齊振動紅包猶原嘛是隨在伊送來喔!參考看覓欸~這張就是電影的看板啊若這位小姐我共畫得非常的性感啊若這位先生真勇敢踮佇咧路邊兩个人咧Kiss相攬啊若欲好看著這張法國的肉彈穿洋裝胸坎閣落一半嗯~你若欲看毋通起畏寒才袂流喙瀾無論是講油畫水彩畫炭畫攏總無問題喜怒哀樂我共畫得非常的詳細老人共畫做少年家少年畫做老阿伯先生畫予好體格小姐畫予腰較細畫烏漆白我全部無問題朋友啊你若是做生理佇咧做袂拄好事事咧袂轉倒我畫一塊看板予恁轉去做參考到時你就知影我畫的看板是好寶來喔~來喔~好消息報恁知毋是我落下頦畫圖的工夫真厲害全省通人知我就是看板師漆漆漆閣漆漆漆來喔親愛的兄弟朋友請恁予我畫看覓保證會予恁滿意笑咍咍
hó siau-sit pò lín tsaim̄-sī guá làu-ē-hâiuē-tôo ê kang-hutsin lī-hāitsuân-síng thong-lâng-tsaiguá tsiū-sī kha̋ng-páng-saitshat tshat tshattshat tshat tshatlâi--oohtshin-ài ê hiann-tī pîng-iútshiánn lín hōo guá uē khuànn-māipó-tsìng ē hōo lín buán-ìtshiò-hai-haiuê lâi lâi lâihó siau-sit pò lín tsaim̄-sī guá tī-leh làu-ē-hâiin-uī guá ê uē-tôo ê kang-hu buē-báilâng-lâng tsiah kiò guá kha̋ng-páng-saigún tshù pún-lâi sī tiàm tī-leh tshim-suann lāikuí-lō nî tsîngPat-tshit tsuí-tsaituā-tsuí im tuì gún tshù-lāiim tsi̍t-ē tsiok lī-hāikoo-put-tsiong tsiah puann tuì lín tsia lâilâi--oohkhuànn-māinā guá uē-tôo ê kang-hutsua̍t-tuì m̄ jīn-suSann-tîng-poo tāi-ha̍k ê pîng-iúto jīn-tīng guá sīuē tē-tôo ê bí-su̍t-sutah iōng tshuì kóng--êbô pîn-tsúnguá the̍h kuí-tiunn-áhōo lín tsuè kiàn-púnkhuànn tē-it tiunnsī hué-tshia tī-leh tsáu tuā-háiah nā tē-jī tiunnsī thih-bé leh piànn oo-tóo-báikū-nî guá the̍h tsit nn̄g-tiunnkhì tsham-ka tsuân sè-kàibí-su̍t tián-lám ê pí-sàiheh-heh tuì bué--á sǹg--khí-lâitē-it-miâtsiū-sī sió-tī put-tsâitse tsuân sè-kài thong-lâng-tsailâi--ooheh lí nā-sī kā guá béiā ē-sáiah nā-sī beh hōo guá uētio̍h kuánn-kín lâikè-tsînn tsuè si̍t-tsāiah nā suî-tsāi lín sàngmā bô kan-gāitshin-tshiūnn gún keh-piahhit ê ba̍k-tshiūnn-saii kóng put-hàu iú sambû hiō uî tāisiūnn-beh tshuā tsi̍t-ê bóokòo ke-lāibô-gî muí-pái to sit-pāita̍k-ke lóng hiâm iū ba̍k-tsiu bô ba̍k-bâisi̍t-tsāi khó-liân-tāitsáu-lâi tshē guá tsit ê kha̋ng-páng-sai--ahguá kā-i tsíng-hîng uē ba̍k-bâiuē tsi̍t-ē piàn-sîngit-piáu ê jîn-tsâiking-kuè bô kuí-kangkau tsi̍t-ê tsa-bóo-gín-á-innsī suí-tang-tangthiòng kah kut-thâu tsiâu tín-tāngâng-pau iu-guân mā sī suî-tsāi i sànglâi--ooh tsham-khó khuànn-māieh tsit tiunn tsiū-sītiān-iánn ê kha̋ng-pángah nā tsit uī sió-tsiáguá kā uē tithui-siông ê sìng-kámah nā tsit uī sian-sinn tsin ióng-kámtiàm tī-leh lōo-pinnnn̄g ê lâng teh Kiss sio-lámah nā beh hó-khuànntio̍h tsit tiunn Huat-kok ê bah-tuânntshīng iûnn-tsonghing-khám koh làu tsi̍t-puànnngh lí nā beh khuànnm̄-thang khí-uì-kuânntsiah bē lâu tshuì-nuābô-lūn-sī kóngiû-uē tsuí-tshái-uē thuànn-uēlóng-tsóng bô būn-tuêhí nōo ai lo̍kguá kā uē tithui-siông ê siông-sèlāu-lâng kā uē tsò siàu-liân-kesiàu-liân uē tsò lāu-a-pehsian-sinn uē hōo hó thé-kehsió-tsiá uē hōo io khah sèuē-oo tshat-pe̍hguá tsuân-pōo bô būn-têpîng-iú--ahlí nā-sī tsò-sing-lítī-leh tsuè buē tú-hósū sū teh buē tńg-tóguá uē tsi̍t-tè kha̋ng-pánghōo lín tńg-khì tsò tsham-khókàu-sî lí tiō tsai-iánnguá uē ê kha̋ng-páng sī hó-pólâi--oohlâi--oohhó siau-sit pò lín tsaim̄-sī guá làu-ē-hâiuē-tôo ê kang-hutsin lī-hāitsuân-síng thong-lâng-tsaiguá tsiū-sī kha̋ng-páng-saitshat tshat tshatkoh tshat tshat tshatlâi--oohtshin-ài ê hiann-tī pîng-iútshiánn lín hōo guá uē khuànn-māipó-tsìng ē hōo lín buán-ìtshiò-hai-hai