15825/《糊塗和尚》Hôo-tôo Huê-siūnn郭大誠Kueh Tāi-sîng------------------------------------------↓↓---(口白)---↓↓(唸經...)-無因無端bô-in-bô-tuann放火燒山pàng-hé sio-suann無緣無故bô-iân-bô-kòo放火燒短褲pàng-hé sio té-khòo厝頂有人咧走tshù-tíng ū-lâng teh tsáu木蝨釘虼蚤ba̍k-sat tìng ka-tsáu真珠五味tsin-tsu ngóo-bī菝仔摃紅柿pua̍t-á kòng âng-khī有查某囡仔味ū tsa-bóo-gín-á bī有查某囡仔味ū tsa-bóo-gín-á bī有查某囡仔味ū tsa-bóo-gín-á bī欸欸欸欸eh! eh! eh! eh!你誦毋著去矣啦lí siōng m̄-tio̍h--khì ah-lah唅?hannh?毋著矣啦!m̄-tio̍h--ah-lah!阿彌陀佛Oo-mí-tôo-hu̍t↑↑---(口白)---↑↑阿彌陀佛Oo-mí-tôo-hu̍t我就是禿頭和尚欸guá tsiū-sī thut-thâu hê-siūnn--eh每日都敲鐘擂鼓muí-ji̍t to khau-tsing luî-kóo硞硞khiang-khiang欸kho̍k-kho̍k khiang-khiang--eh世界小姐sè-kài sió-tsiá佇咧愛我tī-leh ài guá我都無欣羨guá to bô him-siān我是真正經的和尚人guá sī tsin tsìng-king ê hê-siūnn-lâng忽然間hut-jiân-kan看見一个khuànn-kìnn tsi̍t-ê古錐的姑娘kóo-tsui ê koo-niû嘢~喔!喔!iah~ ooh! ooh!櫻桃喙真迷人ing-thô tshuì tsin bê-lâng煞害我袂曉唸經啦suah hāi guá buē-hiáu liām-king--lah阿彌陀佛Oo-mí-tôo-hu̍t人叫我糊塗和尚欸lâng kiò guá hôo-tôo hê-siūnn--eh食都無三把蕹菜tsia̍h to bô sann-pé ìng-tshài想欲上西天欸siūnn-beh tsiūnn se-thian--eh青年男女談情說愛tshing-liân lâm-lú tâm-tsîng sueh-ài我都無希罕guá to bô hi-hán我是真正經的出家人guá sī tsin tsìng-king ê tshut-ke-lâng忽然間hut-jiân-kan彼个姑娘hit ê koo-niû對我咧微笑tuì guá teh bî-tshiò--ah嘢~喔!喔!iah~ ooh! ooh!烏目睭真迷人oo ba̍k-tsiu tsin bê-lâng煞害我袂曉唸經啦suah hāi guá buē-hiáu liām-king--lah阿彌陀佛Oo-mí-tôo-hu̍t我就是糊塗和尚欸guá tsiū-sī hôo-tôo hê-siūnn--eh有人講ū-lâng kóng世間攏無sè-kan lóng bô單單我一个tan-tan guá tsi̍t-ê青菜食到肚臍為界tshinn-tshài tsia̍h kàu tōo-tsâi uī kài查某我無愛tsa-bóo guá bô-ài我是真正經的食菜人guá sī tsin tsìng-king ê tsia̍h-tshài-lâng忽然間hut-jiân-kan姑娘攑香koo-niû gia̍h hiunn跪落去拜拜kuī lo̍h-khì pài-pài嘢~喔!喔!iah~ ooh! ooh!落領洋裝現開làu-niá iûnn-tsong hiàn--khui煞害我袂曉唸經啦suah hāi guá buē-hiáu liām-king--lah------------------------------------------→
無因無端放火燒山無緣無故放火燒短褲厝頂有人咧走木蝨釘虼蚤真珠五味菝仔摃紅柿有查某囡仔味有查某囡仔味有查某囡仔味欸欸欸欸你誦毋著去矣啦毋著矣啦!阿彌陀佛阿彌陀佛我就是禿頭和尚欸每日都敲鐘擂鼓世界小姐佇咧愛我我都無欣羨我是真正經的和尚人忽然間看見一个古錐的姑娘嘢~喔!喔!櫻桃喙真迷人煞害我袂曉唸經啦阿彌陀佛人叫我糊塗和尚欸食都無三把蕹菜想欲上西天欸青年男女談情說愛我都無希罕我是真正經的出家人忽然間彼个姑娘對我咧微笑嘢~喔!喔!烏目睭真迷人煞害我袂曉唸經啦阿彌陀佛我就是糊塗和尚欸有人講世間攏無單單我一个青菜食到肚臍為界查某我無愛我是真正經的食菜人忽然間姑娘攑香跪落去拜拜嘢~喔!喔!落領洋裝現開煞害我袂曉唸經啦
bô-in-bô-tuannpàng-hé sio-suannbô-iân-bô-kòopàng-hé sio té-khòotshù-tíng ū-lâng teh tsáuba̍k-sat tìng ka-tsáutsin-tsu ngóo-bīpua̍t-á kòng âng-khīū tsa-bóo-gín-á bīū tsa-bóo-gín-á bīū tsa-bóo-gín-á bīeh eh eh ehlí siōng m̄-tio̍h--khì ah-lahm̄-tio̍h--ah-lahOo-mí-tôo-hu̍tOo-mí-tôo-hu̍tguá tsiū-sī thut-thâu hê-siūnn--ehmuí-ji̍t to khau-tsing luî-kóosè-kài sió-tsiátī-leh ài guáguá to bô him-siānguá sī tsin tsìng-king ê hê-siūnn-lânghut-jiân-kankhuànn-kìnn tsi̍t-êkóo-tsui ê koo-niûiah ooh oohing-thô tshuì tsin bê-lângsuah hāi guá buē-hiáu liām-king--lahOo-mí-tôo-hu̍tlâng kiò guá hôo-tôo hê-siūnn--ehtsia̍h to bô sann-pé ìng-tshàisiūnn-beh tsiūnn se-thian--ehtshing-liân lâm-lú tâm-tsîng sueh-àiguá to bô hi-hánguá sī tsin tsìng-king ê tshut-ke-lânghut-jiân-kanhit ê koo-niûtuì guá teh bî-tshiò--ahiah ooh oohoo ba̍k-tsiu tsin bê-lângsuah hāi guá buē-hiáu liām-king--lahOo-mí-tôo-hu̍tguá tsiū-sī hôo-tôo hê-siūnn--ehū-lâng kóngsè-kan lóng bôtan-tan guá tsi̍t-êtshinn-tshài tsia̍h kàu tōo-tsâi uī kàitsa-bóo guá bô-àiguá sī tsin tsìng-king ê tsia̍h-tshài-lânghut-jiân-kankoo-niû gia̍h hiunnkuī lo̍h-khì pài-pàiiah ooh oohlàu-niá iûnn-tsong hiàn--khuisuah hāi guá buē-hiáu liām-king--lah