《豆花捙倒擔》Tāu-hue Tshia Tó-tànn施文彬 Si Bûn-pin------------------------------------------講攏講袂聽kóng lóng kóng buē thiann你頭殼內底lí thâu-khak lāi-té到底咧想啥tàu-té leh siūnn siánn講你足無效kóng lí tsiok bô-hāu你閣用英語lí koh iōng Ing-gí四界投予別人聽sì-kè tâu hōo pa̍t-lâng thiann戇大呆gōng-tuā-tai頭殼內thâu-khak lāi攏是豆花lóng-sī tāu-hue如今捙倒擔jû-kim tshia tó-tànn才知是卸世卸眾tsiah tsai sī sià-sì-sià-tsìng剩一堆豆腐渣shèng yīduī dòufǔzhā生無一粒雞卵senn bô tsi̍t-lia̍p ke-nn̄g真𠢕食飯tsin gâu tsia̍h-pn̄g啊雞屎規大拖ah ke-sái kui tuā-thua為著家己拍拚uī-tio̍h ka-kī phah-piànn為著家己出名uī-tio̍h ka-kī tshut-miâ錢捎來烏白掖tsînn sa lâi oo-pe̍h iā戇大呆gōng-tuā-tai頭殼歹thâu-khak pháinn滿面豆花muá-bīn tāu-hue雞胿揬揬破ke-kui tu̍h-tu̍h phuà當初所開的支票tong-tshoo sóo khui ê tsi-phiò啊馬上就ah má-siōng tiō無影無跡bô-iánn-bô-tsiah家己做毋著ka-kī tsuè m̄-tio̍h你並無感覺lí pīng bô kám-kak講話足𠢕牽拖kóng-uē tsiok gâu khan-thua去予人掠包khì hōo-lâng lia̍h-pau就捒予別人tiō sak hōo pa̍t-lâng都是他們害的啦 dōu shì tāmen hài de la豆花捙倒擔tāu-hue tshia tó-tànn老pā-pulāu pā-pu有影真正足𡳞蔓ū-iánn tsin-tsiànn tsiok lān-muā白目滿天下pe̍h-ba̍k buán thian-hā白賊嘛滿天下pe̍h-tsha̍t mā buán thian-hā無心的攏是肝bô-sim--ê lóng-sī kuann豆花捙倒擔tāu-hue tshia tó-tànn老pā-pulāu pā-pu毋好規工烏白抐m̄-hó kui kang oo-pe̍h lā逐家的生活ta̍k-ke ê sing-ua̍h逐日嘛咧挵壁ta̍k-ji̍t mā leh lòng-piah你竟然激外外lí kìng-jiân kik-guā-guā---豆花捙倒擔tāu-hue tshia tó-tànn老pā-pulāu pā-pu有影真正欠人罵ū-iánn tsin-tsiànn khiàm lâng mā當初咧臭彈tong-tshoo teh tshàu-tuānn連鞭會變好額liâm-mi ē piàn hó-gia̍h嘿原來是按恁娘heh, guân-lâi sī àn-lín-niâ豆花捙倒擔tāu-hue tshia tó-tànn老pā-pulāu pā-pu予你拖甲出人命hōo-lí thua kah tshut lâng-miā若無緊來換nā-bô kín lâi uānn若閣予你出馬nā koh hōo-lí tshut-má是倩鬼咧拆藥單sī tshiànn kuí leh thiah io̍h-tuann------------------------------------------→
講攏講袂聽你頭殼內底到底咧想啥講你足無效你閣用英語四界投予別人聽戇大呆頭殼內攏是豆花如今捙倒擔才知是卸世卸眾生無一粒雞卵真𠢕食飯啊雞屎規大拖為著家己拍拚為著家己出名錢捎來烏白掖戇大呆頭殼歹滿面豆花雞胿揬揬破當初所開的支票啊馬上就無影無跡家己做毋著你並無感覺講話足𠢕牽拖去予人掠包就捒予別人豆花捙倒擔有影真正足𡳞蔓白目滿天下白賊嘛滿天下無心的攏是肝豆花捙倒擔毋好規工烏白抐逐家的生活逐日嘛咧挵壁你竟然激外外豆花捙倒擔有影真正欠人罵當初咧臭彈連鞭會變好額嘿原來是按恁娘豆花捙倒擔予你拖甲出人命若無緊來換若閣予你出馬是倩鬼咧拆藥單
kóng lóng kóng buē thiannlí thâu-khak lāi-tétàu-té leh siūnn siánnkóng lí tsiok bô-hāulí koh iōng Ing-gísì-kè tâu hōo pa̍t-lâng thianngōng-tuā-taithâu-khak lāilóng-sī tāu-huejû-kim tshia tó-tànntsiah tsai sī sià-sì-sià-tsìngsenn bô tsi̍t-lia̍p ke-nn̄gtsin gâu tsia̍h-pn̄gah ke-sái kui tuā-thuauī-tio̍h ka-kī phah-piànnuī-tio̍h ka-kī tshut-miâtsînn sa lâi oo-pe̍h iāgōng-tuā-taithâu-khak pháinnmuá-bīn tāu-hueke-kui tu̍h-tu̍h phuàtong-tshoo sóo khui ê tsi-phiòah má-siōng tiōbô-iánn-bô-tsiahka-kī tsuè m̄-tio̍hlí pīng bô kám-kakkóng-uē tsiok gâu khan-thuakhì hōo-lâng lia̍h-pautiō sak hōo pa̍t-lângtāu-hue tshia tó-tànnū-iánn tsin-tsiànn tsiok lān-muāpe̍h-ba̍k buán thian-hāpe̍h-tsha̍t mā buán thian-hābô-sim--ê lóng-sī kuanntāu-hue tshia tó-tànnm̄-hó kui kang oo-pe̍h lāta̍k-ke ê sing-ua̍hta̍k-ji̍t mā leh lòng-piahlí kìng-jiân kik-guā-guātāu-hue tshia tó-tànnū-iánn tsin-tsiànn khiàm lâng mātong-tshoo teh tshàu-tuānnliâm-mi ē piàn hó-gia̍hheh guân-lâi sī àn-lín-niâtāu-hue tshia tó-tànnhōo-lí thua kah tshut lâng-miānā-bô kín lâi uānnnā koh hōo-lí tshut-másī tshiànn kuí leh thiah io̍h-tuann